Let the songs begin!!!!!!!!
To the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies.....
Come and listen to a story about a man named Sloop
A virgin burner dude, went a-huntin' round for Moop,
Then one day he was picking up some trash,
Greeter Gal came up and spanked him in the ass!
Smacked him hard, man, made him cry...
(but he liked it and asked for fucking more more MORE!!)
Well the first thing you know, ol' Sloop's a-smiling big,
Bent o'er again, said, "Spank me like a pig!"
Greeter Gal said, "I sure like the job ya done!
Come back to my tent, and I'll show yer ass some fun!
To my tent, babe, on the playa..."
Well now it's time to say good-bye to Sloop and his new girl
They would like to thank you, folks, for pickin' up Joe's hurl
You're all called back again next day, to pick up that thar Moop
And help relieve our BRC of all the Moop-n-Poop!!
Pick up after yerselves now. Set a spell!
Take your flip-flops off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?