Traditional Marriage Explained!

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:34 pm

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Mr.? · Post by **Mr.?** » Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:44 pm

Fantastic!..
The bible is such a great story... There is rape, murder, incest and people getting turned into salt!.. I hope they make a sequel?

Generic Anonymity · Post by **Generic Anonymity** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:33 am

Did you know what happened after his wife was turned into a pillar of salt? He and his two daughters took shelter in a cave - where the daughters drugged their father and coupled with him.

wtf?

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 6:12 am

As far as I've been able to tell, marriage is a binding legal union between two short-sighted, delusional adults.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:51 am

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 8:59 am

Marriage is defined as a sacred union between a man and as many heifers as he can round up. Yee-ha!

Adam and Eve... and Jane, Suzy, Margaret, and I forget the other girl's name.

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Fri Jun 05, 2009 1:00 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote: Adam and Eve... and Jane, Suzy, Margaret, and I forget the other girl's name.

I bet he does too every now and then.

Apollonaris Zeus · Post by **Apollonaris Zeus** » Sat Jun 06, 2009 8:05 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Marriage is defined as a sacred union between a man and as many heifers as he can round up. Yee-ha!

Adam and Eve... and Jane, Suzy, Margaret, and I forget the other girl's name.

Well you see where they're living! There's nothing out there to do except fuck and one woman always get sore in an hour or two! Time for wify #2 then 3.

Then I come in and fuck the one that hasn't gotten it!