We're really hoping for placement this year. We've answered all of the Burning Man's questions and we think this year, we're going to kick ass with the reinvention of Clan Destino:
Purchased a ticket?:
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yes
What years have you attended Burning Man?:
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('1999', '2000', '2001', '2002', '2003', '2004', '2005', '2006', '2007',
'2008', '2009')
Previous Projects:
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The Age of Aquarium
Clan Destino
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Chaos Bar Car
Bumping Buddah Sound Car
1000 Greenmen
Mobile Cocktail Table
Other Contributions:
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Worked to build last year's moon. And without the moon, the earth would
wobble on its axis, and the seasons would be irregular. So without the
regular seasons secured by the moon, there would be no black rock desert. So the moon was a good project. But we were pissed because some people said it wasn't art.
This year, we're working on creating another moon, but it's going to be yellowish. So it will be cool at night when we have two moons, and people will go - wow, look at that other moon!
<<<<QUESTIONNAIRE>>>>
Theme Camp Questionnaire
Project Type?:
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Theme Camp
Camp/Village Name?:
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Clan Destino
Data Listed Publicly?:
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listed
Text for website listing:
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Clan Destino is a group of visionaries who've gathered together through time and space to contribute to the collective celebration of life and to aid in our community's reawakening.
Public URL for Camp :
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http://web.archive.org/web/200512151304 ... mePage.htm
Leave No Trace plan:
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("We're going to use special high powered blowers to projectile all our shit
out onto the open playa, over the heads of DPW.",)
Art Installation:
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yes
Art Installation Name:
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Pile of Shit
Art Installation Contact:
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Mr. Hanky
Art Location:
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in front of camp on esplanade
Burning:
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yes
Combustibles:
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yes
Primary Flame Type:
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priPyrotechnics
Secondary Flame Type:
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secPyrotechnics
Tertiary Flame Type:
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terPyrotechnics
Mutant Vehicles:
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yes
Mutant Vehicle Contacts:
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We plan to drive our 40 foot RV onto the open playa every night without lights
and at high speeds.
We're bringing back the Monster Energy Drink truck, but this time it will be
an electrified 18 wheeler and we will not cover the logo as it rolls up and
down the esplanade each night passing out free drinks and Tshirts that read:
Fuck you! We're Clan Destino!
Interactivity Description:
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We plan to be interactive by creating such physical and emotional hazards that
people around us will be forced to flee. Their acts of flight will become
lasting memories, as they will realize how precious their lives are.
Project Features:
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('Amplified Music', 'Amplified Sound', 'Drum Circle', "Structures over 15'
high", 'Holes dug in the Playa', 'Massage', 'Performance Stage', 'Piercing',
'Pool', 'Public Kitchens', 'Pyrotechnics', 'Scaffolding', 'Showers', 'Tattoo',
'Activities for Mature Audiences')
Project Interactivity:
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('24 hour interactive elements', 'action for reward', 'bands', 'bar',
'barter', 'body painting', 'chill space', 'circus art', 'collecting data',
'costuming', 'crafts', 'create an environment', 'creating music', 'dancing',
'drawing', 'drumming', 'educationBased', 'entertaining', 'experiments', 'fire
art', 'food given', 'formalized dance', 'found art', 'games', 'gifts given',
'entertaining guests', 'Environmentally consciences', 'heckling',
'improvisation', 'kinetic art', 'library', 'lectures', 'marching bands',
'meditation', 'misting system', 'movies', 'Music', 'other', 'painting',
'parades', 'performance', 'photography', 'poetry', 'performance art',
'recycling into art', 'ritual', 'ritual performance', 'scheduled events',
'sculpture', 'services rendered', 'shared experience', 'silk screening',
'singing', 'spoken word', 'structures to climb or play on/with',
'Theme-related activities', 'Theme-related visual effect', 'water art',
'workshops', 'yoga', 'primarily day time', 'primarily night time')
Camp Layout Plan:
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http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2 ... aerial.jpg
Number Of Campmates:
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50 to 59
Number and Type of Vehicles:
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7 big fucking undecorated trucks with sharp bits you should touch.
2 freshly cut giant sequoia logs on wheels, unmanned flaming into the night
1 golf cart (for golfing)
Physical Description:
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Fuck you
Arrival Date:
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Monday
Early Arrival Setup Crew Count:
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7
Activities for Mature Audiences/Health and Safety:
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('Legal Pornography', 'Massage', 'Piercing', 'Pool', 'Tattoo', 'Sex-related
Activities', 'Showers')
Requested Location 1st choice.:
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Esplanade/Portal
Requested Location, 1st Choice Dimensions:
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300 x 300
Requested Location, 2nd choice.:
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Esplanade/Portal
Requested Location, 2nd Choice Dimensions:
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600 x 600
Requested Location, 3rd choice.:
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Esplanade/Portal
Requested Location, 3rd Choice Dimensions:
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900 x 900
Sound Amplification:
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yes
Sound Amplification Details:
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Ears will bleed 24/7. Glad you came to burning man to catch up on your sleep?
Fuck you!
Stage:
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yes
Big-Name Performers:
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yes
Big-Name Performer List:
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('ACDC', 'Sex Pistols', 'Toy Dolls', 'Fuck you')
You would prefer to camp near ...:
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('We prefer to camp as far away from you assholes as possible. Is Reno
available?',)
You would prefer not to camp near...:
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('Oh... yes, you assholes.',)
Comments:
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We're going to need a lot of teen pussy. We can't emphasize that enough. A
LOT... A L O T
Alternative Power:
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We plan to hijack all our power off the grid. If that's not enough, we
probably just start stealing generators from our lovely neighbors.
Generators:
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We're going to be running all of our vehicles all of the time in order to tap
as much inefficient energy as possible. The generators thing is for pussies
who care about efficiency.
<<<<SUBQUESTIONNAIRE>>>>
Fire Safety Questionnaire
Fire Safety Liaison Name:
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Paul Addis
Fire Safety Liaison Phone Number:
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415-eat-shit
Fire Safety Liaison Email Address:
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[email protected]
Fire Safety Assistants:
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("We're not going to have any of those",)
Pyrotechnics Operator:
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Paul Addis
Qualifications of Pyrotechnics Operator:
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Doesn't like to follow orders
Scenario:
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It's going to catch on fire and probably injure people.
Via the Web:
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http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/116870 ... rnum.b.jpg
Fuel Type::
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Napalm
Quantity::
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2 tons
Delivery::
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air
Storage::
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c130 prior to delivery
Fuel Type::
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butane
Quantity::
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3 lighers
Delivery::
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RV
Storage::
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lunchbox
Fuel Type::
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matches
Quantity::
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3 books
Delivery::
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striking
Storage::
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pocket
Safety Plan:
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Are you fucking kidding?
Burn Shield Protection Plan / Burn Platform:
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The platform will burn also. If by platform you mean that dirt below the
flames.
Leave No Trace:
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We're going to leave it all behind for those DPW grunts to clean up. What
else are they fucking for? They smell like BO, too.
Pyrotechnic Supplies:
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("It's going to be like New Year's Eve in NYC - but closer to the ground,
shooting horizontally. What types? All of them.",)
Pyrotechnic Special Effects Materials:
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("We have about 1 ton of that stuff that melts and looks like bubbling blood
from hell. It's hot so you shouldn't dive into it.",)
Clan Destino: Placement Questionnaire
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Dr. Pyro
- Posts: 4808
- Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2003 8:11 am
- Burning Since: 1999
- Camp Name: Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro
- Location: Meadow Vista, CA
- Contact:
So what's your question? The BMOrg can do whatever they want. Look at the poor bastards from Playa International last year: completely screwed. If we hadn't given them 25% of the space in Barbie Death Village at the last minute (much to the chagrin of our already-placed campmates) they never would have gotten their act together. Your questionaire is the same. Sorry to be a buzzkill, but it's out of your hands and into the fate of some faceless entity.
What you should really do is get someone from your camp to volunteer at Burning Man headquarters helping out with placement and mapping. Then you might be assured of getting what you want. Otherwise, quit sniveling. It's unbecoming.
What you should really do is get someone from your camp to volunteer at Burning Man headquarters helping out with placement and mapping. Then you might be assured of getting what you want. Otherwise, quit sniveling. It's unbecoming.
that's good advice. i thought posting:
"We're bringing back the Monster Energy Drink truck, but this time it will be
an electrified 18 wheeler and we will not cover the logo as it rolls up and
down the esplanade each night passing out free drinks and Tshirts that read:
Fuck you! We're Clan Destino!"
would somehow appeal to the placement crew. i understand that kind of talk is just sucking-up.
it's a good idea to get someone into BM HQ to volunteer to help further our cause. thinking of getting jeff gannon into our camp so he can F that bitch crimson rose, because no one else will. that should get us placed in front of first camp. i'll let you know how that turns out, but can't promise pictures.
"We're bringing back the Monster Energy Drink truck, but this time it will be
an electrified 18 wheeler and we will not cover the logo as it rolls up and
down the esplanade each night passing out free drinks and Tshirts that read:
Fuck you! We're Clan Destino!"
would somehow appeal to the placement crew. i understand that kind of talk is just sucking-up.
it's a good idea to get someone into BM HQ to volunteer to help further our cause. thinking of getting jeff gannon into our camp so he can F that bitch crimson rose, because no one else will. that should get us placed in front of first camp. i'll let you know how that turns out, but can't promise pictures.