piss pots for ladies

[swampdog]

in '09 some women in my camp were looking for something to use as a chamber pot, so they didn't have to leave their tents for night time treks to the potties. I rummaged around and came up with some jars that had come full of snackies from Costco or Target (And probably other big box stores). The ladies seemed really happy with them. They have wide enough mouths to aim for, and a screw on lid.

I'm looking at one now, it's a Costco 40 oz jar of cashews. I'll get a photo posted when I get around to it.

I'm collecting some to bring and give away, but I recommend checking it for your self.

[dragonpilot]

Be sure to remove the nuts before use.

[Fire_Moose]

...unless they are unsalted

[AntiM]

Maxwell House coffee containers, the 3 pound-ish ones. Wide mouth for aiming, screw on lid and a HANDLE!

[mdmf007]

whats wrong with a 5 gallon bucket? cost a buck and a half, comes with a lid, and you can actually sit on it.

[AntiM]

whats wrong with a 5 gallon bucket? cost a buck and a half, comes with a lid, and you can actually sit on it.

Ours has a toilet seat lid. Called a lugaloo.

[teardropper]

There are devives made of silicone or latex, that allow a women to pee standing up. I hear they work well and allow any container to be a piss pot. There is a camp that gives something like that away, though I would get one from a sporting goods store or online. Much softer.

[C.f.M.]

There are devives made of silicone or latex, that allow a women to pee standing up. I hear they work well and allow any container to be a piss pot. There is a camp that gives something like that away, though I would get one from a sporting goods store or online. Much softer.

Though I LOVE the idea, and Pee Funnel Camp for the time and effort they put into it, the pee funnels they give away are fairly useless (comparatively speaking).



Cumbersome and easily breakable (clear plastic drink cup) - and a huge source of MOOP, that I saw.

I have



and I LOVE it.

The other model



seems it'd be harder to direct the stream, and you might as well squat. They also sell one-use, disposable ones that look more like cones (or you could make your own by rolling up some paper).

I really want this prosthetic they make, for pre-ops, that attaches to you and works/functions like a penis.

...can't really google it at work, though.

[teardropper]

The good ones are Go Girl or Freshette. They're like the above. I hear they're good for the portapotties, too.

[C.f.M.]

The good ones are Go Girl or Freshette. They're like the above. I hear they're good for the portapotties, too.

The top one, that I have, is the Freshette. The bottom one is the Go Girl.

They are, of course, great for portapotties (you don't have to sit down).

[Fire_Moose]

grow a penis, they are more fun then plastic

[mdmf007]

Damnit - I thought those were mini beer bongs for doing shots. Explains the funky taste.

[C.f.M.]

[Fire_Moose]

hahahaha

[pinemom]

Ya placement doesnt understand the ramifications of placing Pee funnel camp next to the Booby Bar!


BYOC

Bring your own cup....


on another note ladies, after living in the Mt's for 30 yrs...I can pee almost as good as the boys....
sans pee funnels...yes, it takes LOTS of practice!

Just like the guys ya gotta help your stream...


anyone want details....? beside the guys...dur

[mdmf007]

Just like the guys ya gotta help your stream...
anyone want details....? beside the guys...dur

Well, yeah....I can only imagine so much.

[teardropper]

anyone want details....? beside the guys...dur

Damn!

[Fire_Moose]

it's all 'bout the kegals

[pinemom]

yes and no....Fire moose.

Like an uncircumcised gentleman in a snow storm ...so to speak...
Ya gotta just move the skin (labia's out of the way) kegal up, tilt your pelvic forward release kegal hold and then pee.

(a Kegal is good for getting into stream position, but will tighten inner labia(lips) that will of course get in the way of stream)

Ok.girls dont start yet! still some practicing, or your gonna just pee all over your legs!

You must fully know that the inner labia must move away from your urethra as well, to attain that all you have to do is make sure you have all the outer labia moved away. or do a quik sqwat to pull everything apart for the "peace sign grab".

So like when a guys grabs his penis, typically with two fingers for control, thats exactly what your doing...make a thin peace sign....then a big one!
smile.


Oh...all bets are off on windy days...our female pointer isnt long enough to clear ya on a windy one!

[thisisthatwhichis]

TITWI thinks it's pretty kewl..... Her cursive is better than mine.....

[Fire_Moose]

What do you call that useless skin around the vagina?






















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the woman

[AntiM]

Even with Klegels and peace signs, my stream angles sharply sideways. Always has. While I once could negotiate the squat toilets in the Roppongi subway drunk and in heels and hose, I'd prefer to sit my sorry old ass down at Burning Man.

[EmilyD]

Though it should be called Travel Jill



I got a few of these to keep in my backpack for times when I'm far from porto potties.

[Fire_Moose]

...Travel Jane**

[C.f.M.]

Though it should be called Travel Jill



I got a few of these to keep in my backpack for times when I'm far from porto potties.

I wondered about those last year, before I even knew the horrors of being deep playa and having to pee (or just anywhere midplaya, in dust storms and dark, so on and so forth.

Maybe I should revisit the idea...I wonder just how much they hold (reusable until full? any chance of it popping or breaking? did you just toss it in your camp trash when you got back?).

[EmilyD]

Though it should be called Travel Jill



I got a few of these to keep in my backpack for times when I'm far from porto potties.

I wondered about those last year, before I even knew the horrors of being deep playa and having to pee (or just anywhere midplaya, in dust storms and dark, so on and so forth.

Maybe I should revisit the idea...I wonder just how much they hold (reusable until full? any chance of it popping or breaking? did you just toss it in your camp trash when you got back?).

I'm a burgin but I always have to pee at the most inopportune times/places so wanted some insurance. According to the instructions you can use them more than once because they turn solid. Yes, toss in camp trash when full.

[Fire_Moose]

...for the men...

http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/06/0 ... eeing.html

[FaeTora]

Thanks! I was wondering how to deal with those needs when a port-a-potty wasn't around or was too backed up with people. I will have to try this!

[C.f.M.]

The link in my signature now goes to the latest pee funnel post I made.