My ApocoList- Things I'll Need In The End of Days...

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:47 am

Here is my list for the coming Apocolpsye. Wouldn't want to forget anything important.

1. Clean Underwear
2. Cellphone
3. iPod
4. Juciey Fruit Gum

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:50 am

grape kool-aid

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 9:55 am

Make sure you have "Domino's Pizza" programmed into your speed dial.

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Wed Jan 19, 2011 10:46 am

1. lots of mountain dew
2.lots of alcohol
3. solar charged ipod
4. hostess treats
5. enough mary jane to make me forget its the apocalypse

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:22 am

I don't really need much, since I plan to sleep through it. (Although, air fare to Hawaii would be welcomed. Might as well spend the End of Days somewhere nice.)

Oh, and potato vodka, orange juice, and plenty of ice, plus pizza, for when I am not sleepy.

geospyder · Post by **geospyder** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:28 am

Which one? May 21, 2011 or December 21, 2012? I'm busy on the 2011 one. Haven't checked my schedule for 2012 yet.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 9:35 am

geospyder wrote:Which one? May 21, 2011 or December 21, 2012? I'm busy on the 2011 one. Haven't checked my schedule for 2012 yet.

Don't want to miss the big solor show in May 2012..

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:06 am

1. One o' them there fancy guns from the movies that you never have to reload.
2. Plenty of gum so when I say I'm here to kick ass and chew gum, I'll never be out of gum. That's important.
3. A well-made versatile knife.
4. My wits about me.
5. Me own favorite girlie by me side.

adam link · Post by **adam link** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:24 am

1. my Own Private Army of Beautiful Sparkle Pony Assassins.
2. more cowbell.

Liz Estrada · Post by **Liz Estrada** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:36 am

fuck-head. · Post by **fuck-head.** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:00 pm

adam link wrote:1. my Own Private Army of Beautiful Sparkle Pony Assassins.
2. more cowbell.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:54 am

1. A mountain of Cocaine.
2. A whorehouse.

that's about all i'll need.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 11:29 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:1. A mountain of Cocaine.
2. A whorehouse.

that's about all i'll need.

Okay, you can have the house. I'll take the whores!

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:13 pm

That reminds me:

77. Canned Tuna
78. Ritz Crackers
79.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jan 21, 2011 7:39 pm

This is all I need:

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:18 am

3. my collection of connie francis albums.

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Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 7:59 pm

1. antique watch collection for barter
2. ass wipe
3. survival knife
4. shotgun
5. harris tweed herringbone full length top coat(hey buddy, ya wanna buy a watch?)

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sat Jan 22, 2011 8:51 pm

Well, it's obvious that NONE of you are D.A. fans.

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:00 am

A shopping cart to haul away all the crap you idjits leave behind. And maybe a semi to haul all the crap. And a truck driver. A truck driver I don't mind fucking. Hmm, I have one of those and he has keys to the company truck. Okay, a shopping cart.

can't sit still · Post by **can't sit still** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:25 am

A TOWEL Douglas Adams,,, a towel,
"The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have."
http://refspace.com/quotes/Douglas_Adams

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:27 pm

Oh! I thought it was stuff we still needed to get-- I got a bunch of towels already. (That way I have a selection, so I can match the towel to the need..., well, that is, if any are currently clean...

)

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:33 pm

BAS wrote:Oh! I thought it was stuff we still needed to get-- I got a bunch of towels already. (That way I have a selection, so I can match the towel to the need..., well, that is, if any are currently clean... :oops: )

You better include an laundrymatt on your apokalist.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:36 pm

BAS wrote:Oh! I thought it was stuff we still needed to get-- I got a bunch of towels already. (That way I have a selection, so I can match the towel to the need..., well, that is, if any are currently clean... )

I remember reading somewhere that dirty towels are more nutritious, if that helps... I think you suck one end to get vitamins, and then the other end to get rid of the nasty taste, have I got that right?

JStep · Post by **JStep** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:40 pm

1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:49 pm

JStep wrote:1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins

Don't three and five sort of cancel each other out?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jan 23, 2011 9:49 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
JStep wrote:1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins
Don't three and five sort of cancel each other out?

Not to mention one and five.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:58 am

[quote="JStep"]1. Beer
2. Beef Jerky
3. Bacon
4. Water
5. 72 virgins[/quote]

why would you want virgins anyway?

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:11 am

They taste better in soup...

the rebbi

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri May 06, 2011 1:42 pm