Deep Mysteries - - SOLVED!!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:10 pm

1. Q: What do sparkle ponies eat?
A: The answer is found in the hymn called ×•×‘×›×Ÿ ×•×

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Tue Apr 19, 2011 10:33 pm

[quote="Bin Noddin"]1. Q: What do sparkle ponies eat?
A: The answer is found in the hymn called ×•×‘×›×Ÿ ×•×

Sic Pup · Post by **Sic Pup** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 4:51 am

Trishntek wrote:If that's the case then why does the wind always blow and never suck?

I don't know I got caught on the deep playa in a wind storm and it pretty much sucked (as well as blowed).

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:12 am

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:06 pm

So who is this "he" who's feeding the Sparkleponies, and doesn't he worry that that will make them over breed and go all Malthusian on the food supply?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:46 pm

well, if going "Malthusian" on chambuca, plain yoghurt, diet soft drinks, tofu, and amaranth are bad things..........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 7:52 pm

It's well known that diet soft drinks have a very slow breeding rate.

Although a high speciation rate...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:03 pm

one can only hope cross bred offspring are sterile, then.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:08 pm

Anyway, give a sparklepony some matzah, you feed it for a day.
Teach a sparklepony how to make matzah and you've performed a bloody miracle.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:34 pm

that may well be the first time matzah and "bloody" have ever been used in a sentence.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:04 pm

I'm not touching that.

Besides, doesn't one of teh Dead Sea Scrolls say that sparkle ponies were the 13th plague of Egypt?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:08 pm

you'll have to ask the Gnostics.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:24 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:I'm not touching that.

Besides, doesn't one of teh Dead Sea Scrolls say that sparkle ponies were the 13th plague of Egypt?

What were number 11 and 12? Besides, the DSS only went as far back as Isaiah,,,, nuthin' near as old as the BIG M.

I always thought sparkle ponies came from Barbie Doll rejects who then spent time in the Donkey Show in TJ and had offspring.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 10:39 pm

ygmir wrote:that may well be the first time matzah and "bloody" have ever been used in a sentence.

Does'nt sound kosher to me.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:35 am

ygmir wrote:one can only hope cross bred offspring are sterile, then.

IDK, I'm an inbred offspring and I'm certainly not sterile

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:39 am

Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:one can only hope cross bred offspring are sterile, then.
IDK, I'm an inbred offspring and I'm certainly not sterile

seems you're comparing Mules with European royalty here.........

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:15 pm

ygmir wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
ygmir wrote:one can only hope cross bred offspring are sterile, then.
IDK, I'm an inbred offspring and I'm certainly not sterile
seems you're comparing Mules with European royalty here.........

clap clap clap!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:32 pm

Trishntek wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:I'm not touching that.

Besides, doesn't one of teh Dead Sea Scrolls say that sparkle ponies were the 13th plague of Egypt?
What were number 11 and 12?

Hippies and Narcs!
(although there is some argument on that count as well; certain sages say those entities are so entwined that they can only count as one super-plague.)

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