He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
- theCryptofishist
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He has the addresses for the fifty most important threads on the board memorized, he is the most interesting eplayan in the world.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Simon of the Playa
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
MOOP_Czar wrote:He leaves 'can't sit still' speechless...
Crypto takes snark lessons from him...
He is the only one who is not fucking doomed...
He is "The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World."
it is a tough job, but someone has to throw the shit back at the dumb monkey flinging poo.
Frida Be You & Me
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I can't do it, that's for sure.Simon of the Playa wrote:MOOP_Czar wrote:He leaves 'can't sit still' speechless...
Crypto takes snark lessons from him...
He is the only one who is not fucking doomed...
He is "The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World."
it is a tough job, but someone has to throw the shit back at the dumb monkey flinging poo.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.
he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
But I am in Michigan.. not NYC..Isotopia wrote:Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.
he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
Get the message out...
Oh wait..
Nevermind...
MOOP Czar
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
UP or Mitten?MOOP_Czar wrote:But I am in Michigan.. not NYC..Isotopia wrote:Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.
he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
Get the message out...
Oh wait..
Nevermind...
- Simon of the Playa
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Mitten near the wrist.Nipple wrote:UP or Mitten?MOOP_Czar wrote:But I am in Michigan.. not NYC..Isotopia wrote:Out of work and under-employed hipsters hitch hike across the country trying to make it to Wall Street so that they might have a chance to occupy his pants.
he is........"The most interesting Eplayan, in the world".......
Get the message out...
Oh wait..
Nevermind...
MOOP Czar
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Ah, my mother is a Yooper, from "The Soo".
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
... I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
nope. Screamer.Nipple wrote:Ah, my mother is a Yooper, from "The Soo".
jezsayin
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri

Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
- theCryptofishist
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He ghost wrote columns for Joe Bob Briggs. He is the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.
(Four beasts, five and a half breasts, exploding worm fu, Joe Bob says Check it out.)
(Four beasts, five and a half breasts, exploding worm fu, Joe Bob says Check it out.)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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All his Shapies have "From Sanford" printed on the side.
He is the most interesting Eplayan in the world.
He is the most interesting Eplayan in the world.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Honey Badger is his lap dog.
- theCryptofishist
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He wears Purple Monster Fur Pants to the burn...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World

dammit fishy, now you've blown the whole surprise thing....
i'll wear those on wednesday.
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He is too busy building cool shit to burn, to post on eplaya.
He is the most interesting Burner in teh world.
He is the most interesting Burner in teh world.
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Once he has received his ticket, the city is at capacity, even if he gets the first ticket...
Instead of saying "Welcome Home" other burners thank him for allowing them to his Home...
He figured out a way to use duct tape to make the logo on the side of his rental truck say "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me..."
He is.... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
CC
Instead of saying "Welcome Home" other burners thank him for allowing them to his Home...
He figured out a way to use duct tape to make the logo on the side of his rental truck say "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me..."
He is.... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
CC
Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
He makes even the most reticent enjoy one of his famous Hot Carl.
He is the most interesting Eplayan in the world.
He is the most interesting Eplayan in the world.
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Shhhh.
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So pleased to see this thread still going. 
-Badger

-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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They'll do anything to avoid the ticket area.capjbadger wrote:So pleased to see this thread still going.
-Badger
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Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
when he "teabags" in his aquarium, to get nibbled, the piranha's break their teeth.
He is....The most interesting eplayan in the world.
He is....The most interesting eplayan in the world.
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Driving 25k miles across the americas.
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now get off my damn lawn...
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STEP comes to him for more tickets...
He was asked to be the next Pope... and refused.
His junk has it's own wifi hot spot. You just have to get close enough.
He drinks kerosene and pisses fire.
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
He was asked to be the next Pope... and refused.
His junk has it's own wifi hot spot. You just have to get close enough.

He drinks kerosene and pisses fire.
He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.
"I don't always drink Water, but when I do, I prefer Grey Water."
"Stay dusty, my friends."
-Badger
Arrrggg!! Avast ye fucking fluffy bunny shirtcockers! Haul your drunken hairy fat ass out of our sight or prepare to receive a hot buttered hedgehog fired up your aft quarters!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
Honey Badger don't care. Honey Badger don't give a shit!
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
He`s never seen the Man burn because he was guarding camp while everyone else was getting blown up.
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
"I don't always snort glitter but when I do I shit unicorns"
Truly The Most Interesting ePlayan in the World...
Truly The Most Interesting ePlayan in the World...
He's a mystery wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma, painted in hot pants. - Savannah
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Re: He is... The Most Interesting Eplayan in the World
Gravity's rainbow is a mere comic book in his Library.
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