I'm trying to make a poem.

Packoderm · Post by **Packoderm** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:51 am

What words rhyme with snark?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 10:53 am

if you live in boston its easy.

COCK.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:19 am

park
lark
dark
bark
mark

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:25 am

there's an online rhyme generator or 3 try that, or use a different word

Dr Helix · Post by **Dr Helix** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:37 am

Packoderm wrote:What words rhyme with snark?

Quark, but that's goona be a stretch

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:38 am

spark is my favorite snark rhyme

and quark. Tho that can be a bit cheesy.

Packoderm · Post by **Packoderm** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:49 am

Narc?

Dr Helix · Post by **Dr Helix** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:07 pm

FIGJAM wrote:park
lark
dark
bark
mark

Hark!
I hear snark in the park,
while a dog's bark
and the sound of a lark,
Pierce the dark
And leaves a mark of lasting spark.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 12:09 pm

Hark, I think I hear a snark.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:27 pm

Shark. Embark, FARC (if you're into Spanish politics), Clark (okay, I stole that from Dr. Suess.)

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:41 pm

I really cant write it because my keyboard doesn't work with Swahili.

but it looks like

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:45 pm

What words rhyme with snark?

Try hadron or nasty little whore.

Hope that helps.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:48 pm

Remark. Stark. Lark.

Packoderm · Post by **Packoderm** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:02 am

OK, let's see what I have to work with so far:

bark
Clark
dark
embark
FARC
hark
lark
mark
narc
park
quark
remark
spark
stark

I have a few more:

arc
ark
aardvark
Mark

I do not believe I'm going to try to use every single one of these in the poem, but it might possible to use a lot of them.

Oops, I left out cock, but that's a stretch.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:16 am

my name is clark,
i say with not a trace of snark,
for tis true no lark,
my ex brother is mark
he is no lark
a walk in the park
after dark
to find the spark
and hear the bark
of an ak47 as i shoot the fucker

delle · Post by **delle** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:24 am

graidawg wrote:my name is clark,
i say with not a trace of snark,
for tis true no lark,
my ex brother is mark
he is no lark
a walk in the park
after dark
to find the spark
and hear the bark
of an ak47 as i shoot the fucker

(in the cock?)

Nice one Grai!!!!

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:28 am

oh yes in the cock Delle in his fucking cock

delle · Post by **delle** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:30 am

Nice.

Seems a little low.

But hell. It had to be done~

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 11:09 am

Adjective form rhymes w/ 'malarkey'.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:41 pm

Look what we found
in the park
in the dark.
We will take him home.
We will call him Clark.

He will live at our house.
He will grow and grow.
Will our mother like this?
We don't know.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:05 pm

I don't read a fucking thing that rhymes with 'snark' in that post Crypto.

You need to cowboy up.

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:09 pm

Isotopia wrote:I don't read a fucking thing that rhymes with 'snark' in that post Crypto.

You need to cowboy up.

And you need a shot. Or three. Let the fish be.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:41 am

honestly

Every time I read the thread title, I think,

What you really want to do is write a poem.

While you're at it. Bark me a snark.

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:26 pm

Poem posting on this fucking board will be met with a Hannibal Lector like critique of your pentamic inadequacies.

Post your fucking poetry somewhere the fuck else - hippie.

Try: www.whothefuckcaresaboutyoursnivelling.com

Kinetik V · Post by **Kinetik V** » Tue Jun 21, 2011 11:31 pm

I think Miss Iso needs to have a good romp with the boy or girl of her choice and relieve some serious tension. Sheesh...it's just a poem thread on a Burning Man board...big shock that it showed up.

(Actually as much as Iso hates hippies I'm thinking she secretly longs for the 60's and wishes she could be one. It's like those who come out so strongly against gay rights are usually closet cases...perhaps we have a closet hippie on our hands!)

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