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Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Mon May 07, 2018 5:32 pm

When my kids were little and they wanted to buy me a birthday present I was actually paying for my own gift. It was sweet. It was cute. I appreciated the sentiment. They shopped within their means, (allowance.) If they couldn't afford a box of candy they bought a candy bar.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat May 12, 2018 6:49 am

jesus, whats that smell?

i go away for a week and its like someone has left piles of shit everywhere.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Tue May 15, 2018 2:48 pm

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. Just when I thought those 'manifest destiny, playa provides, empty promise' days were gone.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue May 15, 2018 6:20 pm

Well, they're gone now.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed May 23, 2018 9:25 pm

Oh SNAP!

That was funny

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Wed May 23, 2018 10:07 pm

(insert smilie face here)

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Sun May 27, 2018 3:00 am

1.5k camp dues? Really? Maybe you will luck out by not finding a ticket.

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Wed May 30, 2018 12:26 pm

heyyyy, can anyone brag about tickets and show how they look this year so I can sell a photocopy on craiglust? that would be awesomeeee

asr9754 · Post by **asr9754** » Wed May 30, 2018 2:17 pm

It's that time of year again... If you want to *block* certain users and not bang your head against a brick wall all day:

Login to eplaya,
click the little arrow by your user-name on the right side of the screen,
click "User Control Panel", then "Friends and Foes" tab
Click "Manage Foes" on the left side of screen
Type in the user name of the person you want to block.
Hit submit

Viola, you won't see the angerbait posts and you are not feeding into anyone's psychosis!
#DontFeedTheTrolls

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Thu May 31, 2018 12:38 pm

Logger-headed people will log.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Fri Jun 01, 2018 2:27 pm

Sometimes eplaya is a wealth of thought prevoking banter. I cant pick which thread right now. Overload...

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Sun Jun 03, 2018 7:03 am

https://3h308wkqnxzfmr3r2xse3b16-wpengi ... hy-2-2.gif

Popeye · Post by **Popeye** » Wed Jun 06, 2018 5:24 pm

Been Burning for 10 years and still a customer?

Awful lot of hand holding wanted this year.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 6:41 am

More every year...…….

TT120 · Post by **TT120** » Thu Jun 07, 2018 9:03 am

When did we become customer service reps for burner storage?

Rice · Post by **Rice** » Sat Jun 23, 2018 10:23 am

So, you want me to drive your truck, pull your trailer and pay for the gas?

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 1:28 am

Called that junk, Cap'n!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Sun Jul 01, 2018 3:26 am

It may have been beaten out by some male enhancement or face cream ads

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:07 pm

I know what a pathetic lonely fat ugly stupid old man with zero dating skills looks like -- there is one in my mirror.
But today I was upstaged in that regard by a fellow who is decades younger, and fit.
Dear Abby, should I laugh or cry?

Post by **Sham** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 3:07 am

Elliot wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:07 pm
I know what a pathetic lonely fat ugly stupid old man with zero dating skills looks like -- there is one in my mirror.
But today I was upstaged in that regard by a fellow who is decades younger, and fit.
Dear Abby, should I laugh or cry?

You're not old!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jul 04, 2018 7:22 am

Elliot wrote: ↑
Tue Jul 03, 2018 11:07 pm
I know what a pathetic lonely fat ugly stupid old man with zero dating skills looks like -- there is one in my mirror.
But today I was upstaged in that regard by a fellow who is decades younger, and fit.
Dear Abby, should I laugh or cry?

!

testify!!!

I suggest laugh: the others will wonder what you know that they don't....

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Sun Jul 08, 2018 9:06 pm

Anyone know if the Dome has a main stage open to hosting? I have a tip on the perfect headliner.

Ratty · Post by **Ratty** » Mon Jul 09, 2018 3:31 pm

Ummmm, your post isn't going to reach many readers. (But the right one may bite.)

Token · Post by **Token** » Wed Jul 11, 2018 12:06 pm

B I T I N G M Y T O N G U E ! ! !

It’s like slowly spilling Michter's Single Barrel Straight Rye Whiskey on the Playa.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:15 pm

Post by **Sham** » Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:54 pm

I'm trying hard.

Canoe · Post by **Canoe** » Fri Jul 13, 2018 11:07 am

Considering the multi-year cost of medical treatment post-playa, it may be cheaper to just buy a sports car...

motskyroonmatick · Post by **motskyroonmatick** » Wed Jul 18, 2018 5:52 pm

Is googling something still a thing? At all? ........?

Lonesomebri · Post by **Lonesomebri** » Mon Jul 23, 2018 9:32 am

Seriously, not to harsh anyone's Burn, but the playa is far more harsh and unforgiving than anything experienced on eplaya.

How many carports have been destroyed by snark on eplaya?

How many people have died on eplaya?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:01 am

nasal tampons.
*drops mic*

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