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[Ratty]

When my kids were little and they wanted to buy me a birthday present I was actually paying for my own gift. It was sweet. It was cute. I appreciated the sentiment. They shopped within their means, (allowance.) If they couldn't afford a box of candy they bought a candy bar.

[Simon of the Playa]

jesus, whats that smell?

i go away for a week and its like someone has left piles of shit everywhere.

[Ratty]

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner. Just when I thought those 'manifest destiny, playa provides, empty promise' days were gone.

[AntiM]

Well, they're gone now.

[lucky420]

Oh SNAP!

That was funny

[Ratty]

(insert smilie face here)

[mgb327]

1.5k camp dues? Really? Maybe you will luck out by not finding a ticket.

[Lonesomebri]

heyyyy, can anyone brag about tickets and show how they look this year so I can sell a photocopy on craiglust? that would be awesomeeee

[asr9754]

It's that time of year again... If you want to *block* certain users and not bang your head against a brick wall all day:

Login to eplaya,
click the little arrow by your user-name on the right side of the screen,
click "User Control Panel", then "Friends and Foes" tab
Click "Manage Foes" on the left side of screen
Type in the user name of the person you want to block.
Hit submit

Viola, you won't see the angerbait posts and you are not feeding into anyone's psychosis!
#DontFeedTheTrolls

[Ratty]

Logger-headed people will log.

[Ratty]

Sometimes eplaya is a wealth of thought prevoking banter. I cant pick which thread right now. Overload...

[Ratty]

https://3h308wkqnxzfmr3r2xse3b16-wpengi ... hy-2-2.gif

[Popeye]

Been Burning for 10 years and still a customer?

Awful lot of hand holding wanted this year.

[FIGJAM]

More every year...…….

[TT120]

When did we become customer service reps for burner storage?

[Rice]

So, you want me to drive your truck, pull your trailer and pay for the gas?

[Elliot]

Called that junk, Cap'n!

[Captain Goddammit]

It may have been beaten out by some male enhancement or face cream ads

[Elliot]

I know what a pathetic lonely fat ugly stupid old man with zero dating skills looks like -- there is one in my mirror.
But today I was upstaged in that regard by a fellow who is decades younger, and fit.
Dear Abby, should I laugh or cry?

[Sham]

I know what a pathetic lonely fat ugly stupid old man with zero dating skills looks like -- there is one in my mirror.
But today I was upstaged in that regard by a fellow who is decades younger, and fit.
Dear Abby, should I laugh or cry?

You're not old!

[ygmir]

I know what a pathetic lonely fat ugly stupid old man with zero dating skills looks like -- there is one in my mirror.
But today I was upstaged in that regard by a fellow who is decades younger, and fit.
Dear Abby, should I laugh or cry?

!

testify!!!

I suggest laugh: the others will wonder what you know that they don't....

[Lonesomebri]

Anyone know if the Dome has a main stage open to hosting? I have a tip on the perfect headliner.

[Ratty]

Ummmm, your post isn't going to reach many readers. (But the right one may bite.)

[Token]

B I T I N G M Y T O N G U E ! ! !

It’s like slowly spilling Michter's Single Barrel Straight Rye Whiskey on the Playa.

[lucky420]

Wow

[Sham]

I'm trying hard.

[Canoe]

Considering the multi-year cost of medical treatment post-playa, it may be cheaper to just buy a sports car...