Finally signed up for ePlaya
Finally signed up for ePlaya
Made it to 2011 big burn, got stopped at the gate and refused at 2012. Looking forward to 2013.
My story is long and slightly interesting. Question and answer kind of thing, as always. I'm in Portland and I do SOAK as well. The 2012 SF Decomp was awesome.
Got a few projects and things I do at burns. I dig acting and performance art as a whole, so this is my shit, more or less.
Hello to everyone. Please don't push me off the board too early because of my post count, you elitist forum lurkers. You know who you are. 7.7
My story is long and slightly interesting. Question and answer kind of thing, as always. I'm in Portland and I do SOAK as well. The 2012 SF Decomp was awesome.
Got a few projects and things I do at burns. I dig acting and performance art as a whole, so this is my shit, more or less.
Hello to everyone. Please don't push me off the board too early because of my post count, you elitist forum lurkers. You know who you are. 7.7
- lucky420
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
Hola and hello...
Ya gotta start somewherePlease don't push me off the board too early because of my post count,
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
- illy dilly
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
Why were you stopped and refused at the gate?
Welcome to eplaya.
Welcome to eplaya.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
According to the training they gave me when I joined Gate (training both in Oakland and on Playa), there is a mighty good reason when someone gets turned away.Mako wrote:... got stopped at the gate and refused at 2012.
Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
LOL YOU TRIED SNEAKING IN LOOSE GLITTER DIDNT YOU?!
Don't link to anything here!
- BBadger
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
Yes, I'd like to know what abominable act or cargo caused you to be refused as well.
"The essence of tyranny is not iron law. It is capricious law." -- Christopher Hitchens
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- illy dilly
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
I hope it turns out to be:
"Well, I read the survival guide and saw that Dogs aren't allowed- but my old Labrador is a really good dog. He never barks and likes everyone. I take him camping everywhere. I assumed that rule was to keep mean nasty dogs out! Like pit bulls, rottweilers, and chows. So, I told Sparky to hide in the RV Shower stall. But as soon as the gate checker walked in the RV, Sparky jumped out and licked his face."
OR
"I forgot take my Glock and holster off my belt and hide it before getting out of my vehicle at Gate."
"Well, I read the survival guide and saw that Dogs aren't allowed- but my old Labrador is a really good dog. He never barks and likes everyone. I take him camping everywhere. I assumed that rule was to keep mean nasty dogs out! Like pit bulls, rottweilers, and chows. So, I told Sparky to hide in the RV Shower stall. But as soon as the gate checker walked in the RV, Sparky jumped out and licked his face."
OR
"I forgot take my Glock and holster off my belt and hide it before getting out of my vehicle at Gate."
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
- theCryptofishist
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
I'm going to go with No Ticket.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- theCryptofishist
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
Oh crap. I'm busted...Mako wrote:Please don't push me off the board too early because of my post count, you elitist forum lurkers. You know who you are. 7.7
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- Turtleburp
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
You are not James Browne!
- tootled
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
I'm finally here...hi there.
- Turtleburp
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
You ARE James Brownetootled wrote:I'm finally here...hi there.
seriously though tootled!?! what about Smith's fan13 or L.O.T.F.I.G.B?
Leprechaun under the stairs even
- International Incident
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
what's your timestamp?tootled wrote:I'm finally here...hi there.
- tootled
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
My timestamp has reset itself to all 0's - DOES THIS MEAN I'M GUESTLISTED??
- Elderberry
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Re: Finally signed up for ePlaya
Hey there, welcome to eplaya!
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me


