Lost: white jacket with LEDs

[Presto]

Did you pick up a lost coat on playa this year? Use this handy checklist to confirm that you are holding my coat:

[ ] It's white (well, now playa-colored), waist-length, with heavy but not moopy fur
[ ] You found it on Thursday morning somewhere between the trash fence and 4:30/esplanade (it was returning from an epic night)
[ ] There's at least 4 years of playa caked into its fur plus a recent case of "dusty ring around the collar"
[ ] Opening the lining, you find 30 feet of tangled-up LED strip inside. How could anyone walk around with that much weight in their jacket??
[ ] Turning on the battery pack in the pocket creates a trippy lightshow that partially teleports you back to the playa

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this jacket, please let me know! It's been a faithful companion for several years and I'd love to have it back.
Cheers-