did you get molested at the poetry shack?

[prick]

if you were one of the lucky few who got hijacked into a poem by the poetry booth squad, we'd appreciate it if you could maybe tell us what we wrote for you. we know that some of what we wrote was at least funny, if not memorable, and we're just, you know, curious. oh, yeah, and thank you.

if you're part of the couple that had sex in it while we were gone, we'd like to say we appreciate the christening, but shame, shame- you went and left a trace, didn't you? next time put your condom in your altoids tin and leave us a note instead.

and if you're the guy (or girl) who took a shit in the shack, (a reasonable mistake- the thing was sort of porta-potty shaped and in the middle of the playa), and i'm hoping you were sky high, then i'd like to congratulate you. you didn't violate the rules of burning man porta potties. you left nothing but poo and paper.

if you are one and the same, then oy vey! didn't you have a crazy time!