LOOKING FOR TALENT! Wrongtown/[Phil in the Blank] village

[aliciain1derland]

WE WANT YOU!!
Yeah, you….

Wrongtown and [Phil in the Blank] Village is looking for talent to showcase on our stage. Got DJ skills? Got an awesome live show/music act/workshop/random act of wrong? What about that secret 'damn I really want to do that in public' idea?

Well, we want you to, ahem, Phil in our blanks...
(On our stage schedule, of course)

We are running a 12x24 foot stage covered in camo shade with 6 stacks, 12 subs, turntables, foldback monitors & a mic. Stage runs 9am -1am Tuesday, Wednesday & Friday, PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL to [email protected] with the following: preferred date/time slot, duration and a description of your idea or act with links if possible. All will be considered, judged and loved by a panel of delightfully experienced idiots. The more wrong you are, the more we might like you(but by all means if you're awesome, well, come along)….

Burn, baby, burn!
The man gets fireworks up his skirt in a few days. ..