Wild Camp in search of Ho of any Nation

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:05 am

Cum join our camp.

Small, specially chosen group of Fredonia based movie makers, writers, and weird film entertainers seeking sexy Ho with improper qualifications and some personality to be a part of an even better year in 2005, a ridiculous concept from the get-go considering 04. Plenty of benefits and all sorts of madcap plans already in motion that you will be privy to should you decide to reply. Post a small response here with a picture link for evaluation. Serious inquiries only. Public input is welcome in the decision making process or on this topic... or any topic, for that matter. Cum on... where's all you Ho's??

...Non Ho's need not apply...

becca · Post by **becca** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:39 pm

samtzu wrote:Cum join our camp.

Small, specially chosen group of Fredonia based movie makers, writers, and weird film entertainers seeking sexy Ho with improper qualifications and some personality to be a part of an even better year in 2005, a ridiculous concept from the get-go considering 04. Plenty of benefits and all sorts of madcap plans already in motion that you will be privy to should you decide to reply. Post a small response here with a picture link for evaluation. Serious inquiries only. Public input is welcome in the decision making process or on this topic... or any topic, for that matter. Cum on... where's all you Ho's??

...Non Ho's need not apply...

Oh My Gawd! This is so me! Fuck you Sensei, I'm with Samzilla now!!!!

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 7:21 pm

By the powers invested in me, by me, I now pronounce you Man and Sock.

* turning to samtzu *

You may now darn the Sock.

InvisibleMan · Post by **InvisibleMan** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:20 pm

hmmmm... nice try. fell a little short of bein funny, but hey, copying is the highest form of flattery in some circles, and at least u tried. feel free to cling to my coat tails as long as u need samfool, im always glad to be of service when it comes to inspiring creativity.

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:30 pm

From now on, I am no longer the "butt of jokes". I'm "inspiring creativity".

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:41 pm

ouch.

(i thought it was funny)

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:45 pm

tisha2 wrote:ouch.

(i thought it was funny)

does the little print mean your nether-regions are talking?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 8:58 pm

right. forgot about that.

hmm...no, I think that was me.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Sun Sep 26, 2004 12:33 am

...always room for another nether region....

InvisibleMan · Post by **InvisibleMan** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 2:14 am

lol joel...see that was funny. but seriously, plenty of talking asses abound this place... *looks meaningfully at sensei and samfool* isnt that right fellas?

becca · Post by **becca** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 4:42 am

InvisibleMan wrote:lol joel...see that was funny. but seriously, plenty of talking asses abound this place... *looks meaningfully at sensei and samfool* isnt that right fellas?

Oh my gawd! Even us socks READ the damn threads before getting busy criticizing others. It's Samzilla's DONG who does the littlebitty talking, not his ass. But while we are speaking of asses...Sensei thank you for marrying me and Samzilla. I just hope that we can be <i>friends</I> someday. I think Rob the Wop has a nice pooter too.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 7:06 am

becca wrote:

...Sensei thank you for marrying me and Samzilla.

Uh... wait a minute! Sensei! Sensei! What the hell have you gotten me into?! Dammit!!! SENSEEEEIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
...It wasn't my fault! I was somewhere else all night...

I gotta watch myself in tisha2's bar...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 8:39 am

InvisibleMan wrote:hmmmm... nice try. fell a little short of bein funny, but hey, copying is the highest form of flattery in some circles, and at least u tried. feel free to cling to my coat tails as long as u need samfool, im always glad to be of service when it comes to inspiring creativity.

dude! ever heard of HECKLING???
ok, somebody bring the caffeine! this man needs some help!
clown down, clown down!

geekster · Post by **geekster** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:07 am

Can we get back to Camp Ho, please? I thought that was an interesting idea. I have been doing ho practice ... well ... actually hootchie practice ... 3 nights a week for about a month how. It is quite a challange being a guy and all. But I DID manage to flash my man boobs to the Critical Tits riders several times. I thought THAT was pretty inviting, but alas ...

Now if I could master the art of talking nether regions ... THAT might be inspirational. I mean ... hearing a tiny voice eminate from under a sarong might really get someone going ... probably in the opposite direction but hey, you take your chances in life.

As for clowns ...

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a247

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:33 am

geekster wrote:As for clowns ...

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a247

Oh my GOD! That is some funny shit!!! ow! my stomach hurts!
hoooo-ee!

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:32 pm

I think the Japanese make some fine gardening tools but, in all honesty, insetad of a ho, I either use a pick or for bigger jobs a gas powered tiller.

try here though...
http://www.homedepot.com/
I think they probably carry hos from at least a few nations.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:39 pm

I dig where you're coming from, Stuart...

It's getting easier to just scrape by, too...

...We're here all week, folks!...

InvisibleMan · Post by **InvisibleMan** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 11:24 pm

dude, like... is that a clown?

Wild Camp in search of Ho of any Nation

Wild Camp in search of Ho of any Nation

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looks familiar

NETHERLANDS>>>>

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Re: looks familiar

Booo Hiss Hisss....