Gifted Deer Antler Extract Ecigs @ BM2014

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Gifted Deer Antler Extract Ecigs @ BM2014

Post by Foxfur » Thu Sep 04, 2014 11:58 am

I was standing around Brain Freeze / Got Stickers when a M/F couple approached me. They gave me an ecigarette with no nicotine (!!!) but with deer antler extract in it.
I asked what it would do for me and was told it promotes hydration. The only way I can think of it doing that is by the mark guzzling water to rid their maw of burning antler taste.
Looking it up on the net I learned that it does great stuff for athletes, persons having penises, and other stuff.
I guess it explains why I was able to run the 100 meter dash with a raging hard-on in under 10 seconds...

I'll put nearly anything in my mouth but I won't do that.
I suspect the rubes were from the company or had some financial interest in same.
Anyone else get gifted one of these?
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Re: Gifted Deer Antler Extract Ecigs @ BM2014

Post by lucky420 » Thu Sep 04, 2014 1:32 pm

No and it just sounds wrong.

So very wrong, but I'm glad you enjoyed. :mrgreen:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Gifted Deer Antler Extract Ecigs @ BM2014

Post by Nipple » Thu Sep 04, 2014 4:28 pm

Some jack-a-lope gifted me a Brazilian cigarette.

Gin-u-wine tobacco, wrapped in a corn husk.

Burned pretty quick, and pretty harsh, but I hit it at my personal "Huh, well...what the fuck do I do now?!" moment alongside a whiskey-ginger, and it got me back in the chase!

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Re: Gifted Deer Antler Extract Ecigs @ BM2014

Post by Foxfur » Thu Sep 04, 2014 7:57 pm

Lucky, I didn't enjoy it! I still have it here, unopened. I can't guarantee that I won't hit on it but I don't want to as of now...
Nipple, who the fox would give you one of those??? :)
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