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by GreyCoyote
Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:49 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Time on the Playa.
Replies: 12
Views: 700

Re: Time on the Playa.

I must be an alien. In Defaultia I refuse to wear a watch. Burningman is the only place I wear one.

Sick, I know...
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:12 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 7055

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

The "Final Solution": Kidnap all the hippies, chain them together in a perimeter ring, and cut off all donations of food or beer for 24 hours.

Done.

Nobody would ever get near a hungry, whining, hippie.
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:18 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Cultural Appropriation and Burning Man
Replies: 148
Views: 10562

Re: Cultural Appropriation and Burning Man

Token wrote:Wanna parade naked with your dick in a taco, done and done!


I was using zinc oxide, but now that you mention it, this would be a better sunblock and I wouldnt need to carry my lunch!

Genius! :)
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:00 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 7055

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Admiral Fukkit wrote:The trick is to press down on the cap as you unscrew it.


That was a diet-Coke-thru-the-nose moment, right there....
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:33 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 7055

Re: A solution to suicides at burns

I vote for digging a moat around the burn pyre and stocking it with snarky sharks wearing laser-canon hats. Not because it would be particularly effective, but because laser-toting snarky sharks in the middle of the desert would be really cool. Or RC drones with flamethrowers. Because... irony. Seri...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:41 pm
Forum: 2017 Found On-Playa
Topic: Earth Guardians Bag
Replies: 3
Views: 355

Re: Earth Guardians Bag

THIS is why I love Burners! Drinks all around!
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:34 pm
Forum: Bikes & Transportation
Topic: Preventing Bike Theft / Finding 'Lost' Bike Ideas
Replies: 59
Views: 3455

Re: Preventing Bike Theft / Finding 'Lost' Bike Ideas

Admiral Fukkit wrote:
TORD wrote:most bike theft is accidental / borrowing / mistaken identity / hop ons.

Like hell it is! Are you for real?


Obvious turd is obvious. :)
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PAGE TWO
Replies: 4204
Views: 179827

Re: PAGE TWO

Found Nikon camera. Contains many pictures of a 30 yr old female in "costume". Has mole on left thigh and healing rope/carpet burns.

Send naked pictures of wife/gf/SO to verify your claim. Free, discreet return assured.
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:20 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Service Dog on the Playa?
Replies: 111
Views: 12077

Re: Service Dog on the Playa?

lucky420 wrote:I think YOU should stay home


+1000

Lucky420 and I rarely agree, but when we do, its on disability advocacy.

Stay accomodated, my friends....
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:51 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: Who has facts on the porta potties?
Replies: 25
Views: 1948

Re: Who has facts on the porta potties?

The only thing I can think of that might justify (potentially) the effort would be a light source, however dim, inside. Because lets face it, ravers are lucky if they can even remember to unzip. Forget "aiming". A little light, even a few candela, would go a long way to putting the piss i...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:50 am
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: Who has facts on the porta potties?
Replies: 25
Views: 1948

Re: Who has facts on the porta potties?

The only thing I can think of that might justify (potentially) the effort would be a light source, however dim, inside. Because lets face it, ravers are lucky if they can even remember to unzip. Forget "aiming". A little light, even a few candela, would go a long way to putting the piss in...
by GreyCoyote
Fri Sep 08, 2017 5:43 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Service Dog on the Playa?
Replies: 111
Views: 12077

Re: Service Dog on the Playa?

Sing it, Lucky! People who dont need a service dog or havent seen the magic work probably wont get this. People who need a service dog or have seen them work, WILL. To a person with a disability that requires a service animal, that creature isnt just an "animal"... its a piece of medical e...
by GreyCoyote
Thu Sep 07, 2017 5:53 pm
Forum: Theme Camps & Villages
Topic: Seeking sense of belonging? CAMP THREAT is now accepting cogs.
Replies: 30
Views: 2152

Re: Seeking sense of belonging? CAMP THREAT is now accepting cogs.

Bri: You tried that cop-donut-fishing thing, didnt you... :mrgreen:
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 6:04 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

No. There must be schedules, and questions, and answers, and tests, some checks and balances, and gnashing of teeth. This must occur before the evaluation phase can commence and the credibility factors considered. Then comes the stupid questions on eplaya... I so miss the Good Ol' Zorb days, back wh...
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 5:34 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

To clarify, I don't usually attend the man or temple burns. This year I had a virgin in tow who wanted to see them, so I put some effort into finding out when they would be happening. Wow. Thats SO cool. I mean... just WOW! (-swoon-) Can we stipulate the concept of "snark" is something yo...
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 2:05 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

The Farce is strong in this one.
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:47 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

I missed the [start of the] temple burn this year due to a dozen non-official people telling me it happened on the same schedule as the man burn. If that had been disseminated from an official source, it would have caught a lot more people than just me. I'm betting these people were (or have) campe...
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 11:13 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

He's too self-abZORBed chasing offenders with his clipboard and issueing consent violations.
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:43 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

Like yelling out that the Man is going to burn early, on Wednesday. Or that you-know-who is playing at the Trash Fence. How would you feel about someone who missed the man or temple burn because they got official info that it was happening later? Just want to see how far your dedication to the sanc...
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:13 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

It's worse than just this... Rumor has it that some of those people instigating misinformation pranks also had a few parties during early arrival!! Oh, the HORROR! :mrgreen: Did you guys see the "art" in the JOTS? They constantly misrepresent the relative sizes of the human reproductive o...
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 06, 2017 10:06 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Red Lighting Camp
Replies: 9
Views: 719

Re: Red Lighting Camp

Token wrote:I'll have to bull horn the next guy inappropriately wearing Dickies and loafers.


Right there? Thats *almost* sigworthy.
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Interacting with official misinformation?
Replies: 58
Views: 2774

Re: Interacting with official misinformation?

Where EXACTLY are you on the spectrum, Clarence?

I'm only asking for a friend, six mods, 42 campmates and 72,000 participants with torches and pitchforks.
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:34 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Gate, Rampart...Rinse, Repeat
Replies: 3
Views: 486

Re: Gate, Rampart...Rinse, Repeat

We do loves our Savannah-Mod!

Yes, that was shameless ass-kissing. And sincere too.

OP: glad you and the Missus are ok. Also glad you called the ball and bailed. Kudos. And thanks for helping out as long as you did.
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 05, 2017 3:26 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Red Lighting Camp
Replies: 9
Views: 719

Re: Red Lighting Camp

Or dressing like Dick Cabot and driving a boat on a dry lake.

I hate those guys. Lol.
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 03, 2017 6:18 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Next Directions for Burning Man
Replies: 83
Views: 4013

Re: Next Directions for Burning Man

Basically Burningman (the Borg) decided to commodify the whole "decommodification" experience. Just let that sink in for a minute the next time you have to watch some former landscapers new teeth talking to Oprah in Deepak Chopra-like word-salad-circles about those blessed "10 princip...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 03, 2017 2:00 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Next Directions for Burning Man
Replies: 83
Views: 4013

Re: Next Directions for Burning Man

Concertina wire. Around the burns. And all around the PNPs.

One keeps confused peeps from hurting themselves.
The other keeps confused peeps from hurting everyone else.
by GreyCoyote
Fri Sep 01, 2017 10:02 am
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: Better way
Replies: 100
Views: 2904

Re: Better way

He's going it wrong.
Safety third...
by GreyCoyote
Thu Aug 31, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Hurricane Harvey
Replies: 2
Views: 362

Re: Hurricane Harvey

Look at the rest of his sig. He's a walking advertisement
by GreyCoyote
Thu Aug 31, 2017 1:40 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: Better way
Replies: 100
Views: 2904

Re: Better way

Just a big hug and major props to Mozy.

You, Sir, are an asshole and a fucko of the First Order.... but damn...you are MY kind of asshole and fucko!

So, *respect*! And of course a standing offer for a beer (and more) at Fish Outta Water Camp! (We can mess with Unjon together. Hehehe)

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