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by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

It’s been a while since we had a thread with this much flavor. I miss us! This place really has gone quiet. And I see Eric is gone? WTF? How the heck are we supposed to have an “Ask Eric” thread now? But you are here. And Ygmir. And the Capt, Mozy, Unjon, Jackass, Simon, Elliot.. etc.... so the “cu...
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:49 pm
i like your list.
settle for a choco taco?
Only if you send Dan Love over (in drag) to serve it to me. :)

I think he’d look *FABULOUS* in a Pink Jesus-style prom dress.
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 29, 2020 2:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2 Words
Replies: 83
Views: 2344

Re: 2 Words

Eat glue?
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 29, 2020 12:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Simon of the Playa wrote:
Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:59 am
be careful of what you ask for.
If you are going to take requests:

1). New President
2). Covid vaccine
3). Blue Bell vanilla bean ice cream.

That’ll do for starters.
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 29, 2020 9:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Simon of the Playa wrote: these days however, due to the current political situation of REAL NAZIS in america, that type of behavior or posting is simply an old trumpy douchebag trolling for a response.
Well, it worked!
by GreyCoyote
Mon Sep 28, 2020 5:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Pay attention 7. Because if you ever do make it to that thing in the desert. I guarantee you within 10 minutes of you getting out of your car after you get there... somebody is going to insult you. Fuck your day is a perfectly acceptable greeting. So I hear. Mozy speaks the truth. Burningman is a r...
by GreyCoyote
Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

M F Bonz wrote:
Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:01 pm
Makes me want to hump tokens leg. I thought that’s how it works around here now.
Either that or throwing sticks. Lol.
by GreyCoyote
Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Token wrote:
Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:44 pm
‘The Fuck!

Y’all gonna give each other hand-jobs next?
Well fuck. I never saw that as a possibility. I AM getting old, Token!
by GreyCoyote
Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

How did you become such a likeable person? I guess I am clueless. Thanks, and going to Juplaya is a strong possibility. I like Mozy’s answer best. And then while I was posting this, Token came in and used the nuclear option to good effect. So its a tie now. Second to all of that, I’m just your norm...
by GreyCoyote
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

I knew I didn't have a snow balls chance in hell, when it came to attending the main event. I knew this shortly after I started to investigate the ticket requirements. While I hoped I could slam dunk a mutant vehicle. I would still have to transport it coast to coast, and pray it passed inspection....
by GreyCoyote
Mon Sep 28, 2020 10:26 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Didn't you hear, they cancelled it this year! “They” may have sought to cancel it. “We” decided to cancel the cancellation. At least in small part. (In fairness, I supported the cancellation of BM2020, and I still do. IMHO, bringing 80k people together and trying to get them to socially distance wo...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

OK I Got It!!! Thanks for the info. PS. I'm on the same mission. Still trying to decide if I want to take the same path. Trust me when I tell you I've climbed out of the shit plenty of times, and have helped others do the same. I'm certainly not telling you how Burning Man should be. So I don't kno...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 27, 2020 11:36 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Capt: That photo was cropped, precisely because you *WERE* in it! Lol. (Dear Little Burner: this was yet another demonstration of that thing called “snark” between friends. But feel free to enlighten us further on how BM *should* be and how we *should* behave while in your presence. We’ll be sure to...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

Sorry couldn't keep quiet. If anybody gets the blue ribbon douchebag award, you clearly got no competition "Asshole!" Asshole, eh? You’ve got no clue. As in absolutely none, Little Wannabe Burner. FWIW, Unjon is a dear friend. This whole schtick is a long-standing, running joke. Its a ritual. Its p...
by GreyCoyote
Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PAGE TWO
Replies: 4775
Views: 388671

Re: PAGE TWO

I’ve got $20 that says you’ve never even seen the Dust. So shuddapayouface, poser.
by GreyCoyote
Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:17 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Is it over?
Replies: 161
Views: 6507

Re: Is it over?

who s a good boy ? Oh my Dog! Are you still here? Aint you dead yet, Unjon? :mrgreen: Capt G and I were relaxing in the dust this year and talking about old school burner traditions while imbibing in serial cold PBR’s l. Naturally your name came up. We had to admit we kinda missed yer creaky ass. N...
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 08, 2020 9:12 pm
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: So who is still going?
Replies: 131
Views: 9433

Re: So who is still going?

What an AWESOME fooking time! Man... Lots of eplaya folks out there. Memorable people and moments for me were: Ranger Magnum, who offered some interesting burner-related historical insights, and then took Capt Goddammit out for an 85 mph death ride into the nether regions of the playa in his Deux Ex...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: So who is still going?
Replies: 131
Views: 9433

Re: So who is still going?

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by GreyCoyote
Sun Aug 30, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: So who is still going?
Replies: 131
Views: 9433

Re: So who is still going?

DAMMIT .... Why why WHY did I trade my van for a tiny Toyota...!!? My heart and soul will be on playa with you guys, but the rest of me is stuck in Texas, begrudgingly dealing with adulting. I’m not so secretly hoping that this rebel adventure becomes a thing. Maybe after I make it past at least th...
by GreyCoyote
Sat Aug 29, 2020 8:21 pm
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: So who is still going?
Replies: 131
Views: 9433

Re: So who is still going?

Ballpark wrote:
Sat Aug 29, 2020 8:04 pm
There’s a lot of chatter on the Burningman sub on Reddit. More and more people saying they will be showing up.
Good to hear. Maybe this year will be less Walt Disney and more Hunter S. Thompson.
by GreyCoyote
Sat Aug 29, 2020 7:06 pm
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: So who is still going?
Replies: 131
Views: 9433

Re: So who is still going?

WTF is the disconnect with these Facebook groups? I posted a query on the Flipside group about who was going to TTITD with the intention of maybe doing a caravan. For that cardinal sin I got banned for 30 days. Honest to Pete, all I asked asked was “is anyone going?” NO explanation. Nothing. Really?...
by GreyCoyote
Sat Aug 29, 2020 1:18 pm
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: So who is still going?
Replies: 131
Views: 9433

Re: So who is still going?

Definitely going! My stated excuse is I’m doing this solely to piss-off the smuggies on Facebook who think Burns should only be held by and thru the Borg, and it is irresponsible and morally wrong to camp in the desert without a McLarry badge. Of course the real reason is I miss hauling all my stuff...
by GreyCoyote
Sat Aug 22, 2020 5:29 pm
Forum: Tickets Discussion
Topic: So who is still going?
Replies: 131
Views: 9433

Re: So who is still going?

Well, fuck a Trumpian duck. It is 3 minutes to terminal midnight for us humans yet all these magnificent, dusty misfits will not quit just because the BORG took a year off and some random virus wants to totally kill us, and the BLM now has guns that are belt-fed. What could POSSIBLY go wrong with th...
by GreyCoyote
Mon May 28, 2018 10:59 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Foam(?) for keeping dust out through large weird shaped gaps?
Replies: 8
Views: 2604

Re: Foam(?) for keeping dust out through large weird shaped gaps?

If you got rid of the division wall entirely you could drag your Zorb inside the bus and inflate it. Should work nicely to seal all those pesky, irregular gaps, and it would help to insulate you from any complicated social interactions.
by GreyCoyote
Thu Sep 21, 2017 11:49 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Time on the Playa.
Replies: 12
Views: 3900

Re: Time on the Playa.

I must be an alien. In Defaultia I refuse to wear a watch. Burningman is the only place I wear one.

Sick, I know...
by GreyCoyote
Wed Sep 20, 2017 4:12 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 25924

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

The "Final Solution": Kidnap all the hippies, chain them together in a perimeter ring, and cut off all donations of food or beer for 24 hours.

Done.

Nobody would ever get near a hungry, whining, hippie.
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:18 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Cultural Appropriation and Burning Man
Replies: 148
Views: 40712

Re: Cultural Appropriation and Burning Man

Token wrote: Wanna parade naked with your dick in a taco, done and done!
I was using zinc oxide, but now that you mention it, this would be a better sunblock and I wouldnt need to carry my lunch!

Genius! :)
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:00 pm
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 25924

Re: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)

Admiral Fukkit wrote:The trick is to press down on the cap as you unscrew it.
That was a diet-Coke-thru-the-nose moment, right there....
by GreyCoyote
Tue Sep 19, 2017 8:33 am
Forum: Art & Performance
Topic: A solution to suicides (at the man burns/ temple burns)
Replies: 140
Views: 25924

Re: A solution to suicides at burns

I vote for digging a moat around the burn pyre and stocking it with snarky sharks wearing laser-canon hats. Not because it would be particularly effective, but because laser-toting snarky sharks in the middle of the desert would be really cool. Or RC drones with flamethrowers. Because... irony. Seri...
by GreyCoyote
Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:41 pm
Forum: 2017 Found On-Playa
Topic: Earth Guardians Bag
Replies: 3
Views: 2932

Re: Earth Guardians Bag

THIS is why I love Burners! Drinks all around!

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