What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

English
7
13%
Irish
5
9%
Scottish
9
16%
French
7
13%
Italian
5
9%
Spanish
5
9%
American
3
5%
Russian
2
4%
Other (clever but useless quips and snarks)
13
23%
 
Total votes : 56

What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:00 am

We're now auditioning voice talent for the Fluffer project. I've got an idea of how the female voice should sound which you can hear on the video at the project website: www.MutantVehicle.com/Fluffer.htm

As for the hypnotic/erotic male voice, what international accent do you find the most alluring?
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Postby klondike_bar » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:50 am

nothing gets a woman more moist then the rasp of a scottish accent.

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:50 am

Ricardo Montalban!

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Postby Toolmaker » Mon Feb 02, 2009 12:17 pm

I was a phone sex operator for a time.. seriously.. I shit you not. I was darn good at getting women off over the phone. I'm Italian BTW.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 02, 2009 7:46 pm

German or Russian.
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:46 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Ricardo Montalban!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIL3fbGbU2o[/youtube]


Oh, Simon. You just want to do it on the rich Corinthian leather.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:35 am

Oh, Simon. You just want to do it on the rich Corinthian leather.





name me one person who DOES'NT!
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Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:49 am

why are almost all responses here from men?................


I have Corinthian leather underwear...........
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Postby Da Mule » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:13 am

ygmir wrote:why are almost all responses here from men?................


cuz the word "sex" is in the subject?

I don't even need to talk and the women want to ride me. 8)
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Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:23 am

I'd call you a dawg, but, I know you're a myule............
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Postby theCryptofishist » Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:36 pm

ygmir wrote:why are almost all responses here from men?................


Ahem. I am a fish.
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Postby Steven bradford » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:29 pm

Briitish South African.

or also,

Cary Grant's.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:31 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:why are almost all responses here from men?................


Ahem. I am a fish.


yeah, well..................
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:34 pm

ah a sportsman, you're chukking it back in....

ygmir the angler.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:35 pm

sometimes, I feel so oblique............
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Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:03 pm

It's because you are part Albino.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 03, 2009 6:12 pm

well, yes, and,
I only drink alone when no ones around............
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Postby Mister Jellyfish Mister » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:58 pm

When I'm drunk, I often become English or Scottish and THINK I'm sexy, but I'll be damned if I'll put up a poll at the time.
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flip! flop!

Postby Cassidy » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:16 pm

Looks like you need a woman's touch here? Maybe it'll be a little bit better than a fish? :lol:

I like the Australian accent. (I had to comment cuz it wasn't on the list.) Really, though, just about any accent can be sexy, it's all in the throat, I mean, tone.

And, yeah, I'll agree, Ricardo could be very hypnotic. "GGGGyyou arrrrre underrrrr my spelllll...." But who cares what accent it is when you're on that leather couch... :shock:
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Postby ygmir » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:21 pm

hi Cassidy,
you're a welcome diversion from the sausage fest above............hahahaha

and, the Corinthian leather is in the Cordoba.............back seat........
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Postby oneeyeddick » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:28 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:When I'm drunk, I often become English or Scottish


Either that or meat hanging from a tree.............:twisted:


( you are prolly never gonna hear the end of it )
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Wha?!

Postby Cassidy » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:46 pm

A welcome diversion, eh? I seem to get that comment a lot from the oblique albinos that wear corinthian underwear. :twisted:

So, no couch?

Then which particular back seat will be meeting me on the playa?
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Or, maybe that's a question for the JellyFish. You did mention a white loveseat on your webpage, didn't you, and 6 minutes in heaven?
oh, wait... that was a different game, sorry.
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Re: What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

Postby mdmf007 » Tue Feb 03, 2009 11:30 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:We're now auditioning voice talent for the Fluffer project.

As for the hypnotic/erotic male voice, what international accent do you find the most alluring?


Dude from the movie True Lies - the one that Schwarzenegger has reading the lines into the recorder. My gal always likes that.

Sleezy Italian i think.
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Re: flip! flop!

Postby betrdanevr » Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:18 am

Cassidy wrote:Looks like you need a woman's touch here? Maybe it'll be a little bit better than a fish? :lol:

I like the Australian accent. (I had to comment cuz it wasn't on the list.) Really, though, just about any accent can be sexy, it's all in the throat, I mean, tone.

And, yeah, I'll agree, Ricardo could be very hypnotic. "GGGGyyou arrrrre underrrrr my spelllll...." But who cares what accent it is when you're on that leather couch... :shock:


I'm going to give a double thumbs-up to the Aussie accent! :D
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:41 am

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Postby pinemom » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:44 am

Oh Im with steven Bradford..............



Nor'thien Afrieeee'ka

Its a wonderful mix of Danish and Afri-kan

Just melts womans clothes right off!


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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:46 am

whew....i thought you were going to say Midget French there for a second.
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Postby ygmir » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:47 am

I think they're Dutch.............

I liked Herve in James Bond, best............
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Postby Artemis » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:50 am

Who thougth Spanish accent was sexy? That lisp has me giggling every time. Maybe they weren't thinking Madrid....

but French midgets....oooh, la, la
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Wed Feb 04, 2009 8:52 am

"put the gun down, Beeeeeeeeetch"

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