What is the most sexy/hypnotic male accent?

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:00 am

We're now auditioning voice talent for the Fluffer project. I've got an idea of how the female voice should sound which you can hear on the video at the project website: www.MutantVehicle.com/Fluffer.htm

As for the hypnotic/erotic male voice, what international accent do you find the most alluring?

klondike_bar · Post by **klondike_bar** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:50 am

nothing gets a woman more moist then the rasp of a scottish accent.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 9:50 am

Ricardo Montalban!

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Toolmaker · Post by **Toolmaker** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:17 am

I was a phone sex operator for a time.. seriously.. I shit you not. I was darn good at getting women off over the phone. I'm Italian BTW.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:46 pm

German or Russian.

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:46 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:Ricardo Montalban!

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Oh, Simon. You just want to do it on the rich Corinthian leather.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:35 am

Oh, Simon. You just want to do it on the rich Corinthian leather.

name me one person who DOES'NT!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:49 am

why are almost all responses here from men?................

I have Corinthian leather underwear...........

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:13 am

ygmir wrote:why are almost all responses here from men?................

cuz the word "sex" is in the subject?

I don't even need to talk and the women want to ride me.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:23 am

I'd call you a dawg, but, I know you're a myule............

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 12:36 pm

ygmir wrote:why are almost all responses here from men?................

Ahem. I am a fish.

Steven bradford · Post by **Steven bradford** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:29 pm

Briitish South African.

or also,

Cary Grant's.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:31 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:
ygmir wrote:why are almost all responses here from men?................
Ahem. I am a fish.

yeah, well..................

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:34 pm

ah a sportsman, you're chukking it back in....

ygmir the angler.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 4:35 pm

sometimes, I feel so oblique............

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:03 pm

It's because you are part Albino.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 5:12 pm

well, yes, and,
I only drink alone when no ones around............

Mister Jellyfish Mister · Post by **Mister Jellyfish Mister** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 8:58 pm

When I'm drunk, I often become English or Scottish and THINK I'm sexy, but I'll be damned if I'll put up a poll at the time.

Cassidy · Post by **Cassidy** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:16 pm

Looks like you need a woman's touch here? Maybe it'll be a little bit better than a fish?

I like the Australian accent. (I had to comment cuz it wasn't on the list.) Really, though, just about any accent can be sexy, it's all in the throat, I mean, tone.

And, yeah, I'll agree, Ricardo could be very hypnotic. "GGGGyyou arrrrre underrrrr my spelllll...." But who cares what accent it is when you're on that leather couch...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:21 pm

hi Cassidy,
you're a welcome diversion from the sausage fest above............hahahaha

and, the Corinthian leather is in the Cordoba.............back seat........

oneeyeddick · Post by **oneeyeddick** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:28 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:When I'm drunk, I often become English or Scottish

Either that or meat hanging from a tree.............

( you are prolly never gonna hear the end of it )

Cassidy · Post by **Cassidy** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 9:46 pm

A welcome diversion, eh? I seem to get that comment a lot from the oblique albinos that wear corinthian underwear.

So, no couch?

Then which particular back seat will be meeting me on the playa?
This one: http://www.cordobaclubusa.com/images/80 ... tCoupe.jpg
or this one: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/220/4674 ... c8.jpg?v=0

Or, maybe that's a question for the JellyFish. You did mention a white loveseat on your webpage, didn't you, and 6 minutes in heaven?
oh, wait... that was a different game, sorry.

Post by **mdmf007** » Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:30 pm

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote:We're now auditioning voice talent for the Fluffer project.

As for the hypnotic/erotic male voice, what international accent do you find the most alluring?

Dude from the movie True Lies - the one that Schwarzenegger has reading the lines into the recorder. My gal always likes that.

Sleezy Italian i think.

betrdanevr · Post by **betrdanevr** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 12:18 am

Cassidy wrote:Looks like you need a woman's touch here? Maybe it'll be a little bit better than a fish?

I like the Australian accent. (I had to comment cuz it wasn't on the list.) Really, though, just about any accent can be sexy, it's all in the throat, I mean, tone.

And, yeah, I'll agree, Ricardo could be very hypnotic. "GGGGyyou arrrrre underrrrr my spelllll...." But who cares what accent it is when you're on that leather couch...

I'm going to give a double thumbs-up to the Aussie accent!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 6:41 am

[youtube][/youtube]

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:44 am

Oh Im with steven Bradford..............

Nor'thien Afrieeee'ka

Its a wonderful mix of Danish and Afri-kan

Just melts womans clothes right off!

Been there done that!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:46 am

whew....i thought you were going to say Midget French there for a second.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:47 am

I think they're Dutch.............

I liked Herve in James Bond, best............

Artemis · Post by **Artemis** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:50 am

Who thougth Spanish accent was sexy? That lisp has me giggling every time. Maybe they weren't thinking Madrid....

but French midgets....oooh, la, la

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 7:52 am

"put the gun down, Beeeeeeeeetch"