Schmuck Run 2011

will simon Live or Die?

1. Dead Fucking Meat
5
12%
2. That Crazy Motherfucker Can Do It!
17
41%
3. I want to know what kind of drugs he'll be on before i answer.
10
24%
4. Metaphysically speaking, it's both at the same time
3
7%
5. if he crashes and burns, how will i read my name on his arm?
2
5%
6. Who Cares? I'm more concerned about limiting Art Cars and their Noise Noise Noise!
4
10%
 
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Schmuck Run 2011

Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:23 pm

normally, i sell space on my arms in the form of tattoos as i bet against fate and attempt to ride some cheap piece of overpowered japanese mid-70's two wheeler from the east coast to the site, approx 3000 miles away.

i havent died yet, and collected every year.


well, lets up the ante, but lower the distance...

from S. Ore to BRC Wilbur and Orville Style.

Old School Schmuckery.


i dont just like it, i LOVE IT!

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Postby Elderberry » Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:13 pm

Oh my. (That's the only words I have, without trying to sound like your mother.)

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Postby Bounce530 » Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:06 am

so that's how many yen per mile (or km) now?
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:03 am

same price, different math...instead of a penny a mile it works out to about 7 cents a mile from S. Ore vs. Upstate NY.

$28.80 a name, same as it's been for a decade.


such a deal, whatta bargain.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:31 am

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Postby delle » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:42 am

Sweet ride.... but...

You realize that with the jigglytude of that stick, you'll be spilling any drinks held in that hand for days afterwards. I'd start practicing drinking left-handed only right away!!!


Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:44 am

delle wrote:Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?

This is Simon, he barely has leathers (he gives the pavement "road rash" after all) and doesn't have a poncho.


If it's really bad he'll grease up his hair as water-proofing.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:06 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
delle wrote:Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?

This is Simon, he barely has leathers (he gives the pavement "road rash" after all) and doesn't have a poncho.


If it's really bad he'll grease up his hair as water-proofing.


just dip me in creosote and im good to go.
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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:08 am

careful, what you ask for:

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:11 am

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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:16 am

I can see a patch for your jacket:

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:27 am

if we're gonna do icarus imagery, we might as well get Joyceian about it....


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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:40 am

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VVxDaOgjtQ[/youtube]
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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:49 am

If, I only had those skills with photoshop stuff.............

Alas.........I suppose, there is another avenue:

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Postby moonrise » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:54 am

Made in China

...might as well have 'em add night lighting...BRC DMV and all...who wants to be grounded at night? Not moon that's for frickin' sure! (can I borrow it btw?)
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Postby Elorrum » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:16 am

I was looking for a vehicle with a flatter learning curve. Watch out for the rocket police up there though.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:22 am

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Postby AntiM » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:27 pm

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Postby Eric » Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:16 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:34 pm

Happy Thoughts!



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Postby ygmir » Sun Nov 14, 2010 3:06 pm

Ahhh..Neuschwanstein, and mad Ludwig............those were the days.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:51 pm

I guess AntiM's and Simon's clips are early Steampunk. Or Second Wave Steampunk, we can argue about that incessantly. And I can see the connection to Svankmeyer again.
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Mon Nov 15, 2010 6:35 am

he he he he....

the fish sees right thru me...


i DO love SPANKmajer!

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Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:02 am

AntiM wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4At3K-5opZk[/youtube]

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Postby weirdscience » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:50 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
AntiM wrote:[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4At3K-5opZk[/youtube]

I LOVE Professor Fate! <3 <3 <3 !!!
"Push tha button, MAX!!!"

Simon, what happens when you run out of room on your arm?


thats what legs are for duh!
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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 20, 2010 6:55 am

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sat Nov 20, 2010 12:26 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:26 pm

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Postby Simon of the Playa » Tue Nov 23, 2010 3:11 pm

my new steering wheel is my old i-phone 3gs.


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