Schmuck Run 2011

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:23 pm

normally, i sell space on my arms in the form of tattoos as i bet against fate and attempt to ride some cheap piece of overpowered japanese mid-70's two wheeler from the east coast to the site, approx 3000 miles away.

i havent died yet, and collected every year.

well, lets up the ante, but lower the distance...

from S. Ore to BRC Wilbur and Orville Style.

Old School Schmuckery.

i dont just like it, i LOVE IT!

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Post by **Elderberry** » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:13 pm

Oh my. (That's the only words I have, without trying to sound like your mother.)

JK

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:06 am

so that's how many yen per mile (or km) now?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:03 am

same price, different math...instead of a penny a mile it works out to about 7 cents a mile from S. Ore vs. Upstate NY.

$28.80 a name, same as it's been for a decade.

such a deal, whatta bargain.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:31 am

delle · Post by **delle** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:42 am

Sweet ride.... but...

You realize that with the jigglytude of that stick, you'll be spilling any drinks held in that hand for days afterwards. I'd start practicing drinking left-handed only right away!!!

Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:44 am

delle wrote: Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?

This is Simon, he barely has leathers (he gives the pavement "road rash" after all) and doesn't have a poncho.

If it's really bad he'll grease up his hair as water-proofing.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:06 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
delle wrote: Also. Will you have an umbrella in case of inclement weather?
This is Simon, he barely has leathers (he gives the pavement "road rash" after all) and doesn't have a poncho.

If it's really bad he'll grease up his hair as water-proofing.

just dip me in creosote and im good to go.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:08 am

careful, what you ask for:

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:11 am

i am not afraid.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:16 am

I can see a patch for your jacket:

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:27 am

if we're gonna do icarus imagery, we might as well get Joyceian about it....

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:40 am

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:49 am

If, I only had those skills with photoshop stuff.............

Alas.........I suppose, there is another avenue:

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:54 am

Made in China

...might as well have 'em add night lighting...BRC DMV and all...who wants to be grounded at night? Not moon that's for frickin' sure! (can I borrow it btw?)

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:16 am

I was looking for a vehicle with a flatter learning curve. Watch out for the rocket police up there though.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 10:22 am

Post by **AntiM** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:27 am

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Post by **Eric** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:16 pm

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:34 pm

Happy Thoughts!

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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:06 pm

Ahhh..Neuschwanstein, and mad Ludwig............those were the days.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:51 pm

I guess AntiM's and Simon's clips are early Steampunk. Or Second Wave Steampunk, we can argue about that incessantly. And I can see the connection to Svankmeyer again.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 5:35 am

he he he he....

the fish sees right thru me...

i DO love SPANKmajer!

http://www.viddler.com/explore/Ms_Valerie/videos/73/

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:02 am

AntiM wrote:[youtube][/youtube]

I LOVE Professor Fate! <3 <3 <3 !!!
"Push tha button, MAX!!!"

Simon, what happens when you run out of room on your arm?

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Mon Nov 15, 2010 10:50 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:
AntiM wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
I LOVE Professor Fate! <3 <3 <3 !!!
"Push tha button, MAX!!!"

Simon, what happens when you run out of room on your arm?

thats what legs are for duh!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 5:55 am

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 7:05 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sat Nov 20, 2010 11:26 am

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:26 am

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Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Tue Nov 23, 2010 2:11 pm

my new steering wheel is my old i-phone 3gs.

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