what is better, bacon or pussy?

Boijoy · Post by **Boijoy** » Fri May 06, 2011 1:08 pm

just sayin

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri May 06, 2011 1:15 pm

Crazy Pussy kills slightly later, unexpectedly, while your walking to your car one night.

Dirty Pussy kills slowly over time, as your immune system starts to fail.

Bacon also kills slowly over time, as your cholesterol sky rockets.
But with a good balance of pussy and bacon, you'll be physically active - keeping your cholesterol down.

The worst, is wedlock pussy. It slowly drains your life force, while being totally undetectable to your physician. At least they can test for dirty pussy!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri May 06, 2011 1:17 pm

I'm only 1/2 interested in this. I think I'm doing it wrong.

neopunk · Post by **neopunk** » Fri May 06, 2011 1:35 pm

Bacon is good, but in limited quantities. Pussy is good, anytime, for any reason!! I love pussy!

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm

knowmad wrote:I'm only 1/2 interested in this. I think I'm doing it wrong.

If ya want I could show you the right way to do it? Bacon or Pussy... But I'd recommend both, lol.

neopunk wrote:Bacon is good, but in limited quantities. Pussy is good, anytime, for any reason!! I love pussy!

Now that is a very good point!!!! I've seen a diet/fitness plan that calls for less pussy.

Off the top of my head I can only think of a few places/times where bacon is better than pussy- While drivin: If and only if you are the driver! if you're a passenger, what are you waiting for?)

Mother's day brunch: enough said

Sampling the meats at your local butcher:

The Hustler · Post by **The Hustler** » Fri May 06, 2011 2:20 pm

My brother knew a girl like that.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:41 am

illy dilly wrote:
knowmad wrote:I'm only 1/2 interested in this. I think I'm doing it wrong.
If ya want I could show you the right way to do it? Bacon or Pussy... But I'd recommend both, lol.

neopunk wrote:Bacon is good, but in limited quantities. Pussy is good, anytime, for any reason!! I love pussy!
Now that is a very good point!!!! I've seen a diet/fitness plan that calls for less pussy.

Off the top of my head I can only think of a few places/times where bacon is better than pussy- While drivin: If and only if you are the driver! if you're a passenger, what are you waiting for?)

Mother's day brunch: enough said

Sampling the meats at your local butcher:

Thanks Illy,
I figured out my ambivalence to the question. I love both Bacon And Pussy, The part I'm not into is questioning witch one of these I would chose over another.
I had help deriving this conclusion; My friend listened to my plight, walked into her kitchen and (after a bit) came back out beaver blousing with a beer in one hand and a B.L.T. in the other. She Said I had that deer in the headlight look.

So not into Deppi!!!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu May 19, 2011 11:49 am

...beaver blousing...

Wonderful!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu May 19, 2011 12:46 pm

gyre wrote:...beaver blousing...

Wonderful!

Think I heard that from AntiM.
and oddly enough I see very little of it on the playa, lots of neked, lots of topless. sad too 'cus kinda turns me on. but then again the wind blows up it goes.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 19, 2011 1:06 pm

Is that like shirt cocking only tastier?

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Thu May 19, 2011 1:14 pm

I don't know about tastier, but sure is prettier.

Dougly, I'll leave the taste test up to you!

JoshuaOne · Post by **JoshuaOne** » Fri Jun 17, 2011 7:57 pm

It's all about the pairing...

Bacon...eaten while sipping some fucking fresh brewed mud...I mean REAL honest to goodness espresso...is heavenly. Something about the interaction between the fats and salts...and acids in the coffee. It's unreal.

Pussy - while most would argue is great paired with anything - is best served I find, with light fruits like watermelon, grapes, etc...
And since I enjoy eating pussy as much as bacon, I propose a light playa sponge bath prior to getting down...to take full advantage of it's delicious properties...

I say bacon in the morning at camp, and pussy in the evening...deep Playa.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 7:57 am

JoshuaOne wrote:I say bacon in the morning at camp, and pussy in the evening...deep Playa.

Uh oh, another connoisseur!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:17 am

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what is better, bacon or pussy?

i try to keep my bacon down to once a week...