what is better, bacon or pussy?
- illy dilly
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Crazy Pussy kills slightly later, unexpectedly, while your walking to your car one night.
Dirty Pussy kills slowly over time, as your immune system starts to fail.
Bacon also kills slowly over time, as your cholesterol sky rockets.
But with a good balance of pussy and bacon, you'll be physically active - keeping your cholesterol down.
The worst, is wedlock pussy. It slowly drains your life force, while being totally undetectable to your physician. At least they can test for dirty pussy!
Dirty Pussy kills slowly over time, as your immune system starts to fail.
Bacon also kills slowly over time, as your cholesterol sky rockets.
But with a good balance of pussy and bacon, you'll be physically active - keeping your cholesterol down.
The worst, is wedlock pussy. It slowly drains your life force, while being totally undetectable to your physician. At least they can test for dirty pussy!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
i try to keep my bacon down to once a week...
Bacon is good, but in limited quantities. Pussy is good, anytime, for any reason!! I love pussy!
- illy dilly
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If ya want I could show you the right way to do it? Bacon or Pussy... But I'd recommend both, lol.knowmad wrote:I'm only 1/2 interested in this. I think I'm doing it wrong.
Now that is a very good point!!!! I've seen a diet/fitness plan that calls for less pussy.neopunk wrote:Bacon is good, but in limited quantities. Pussy is good, anytime, for any reason!! I love pussy!
Off the top of my head I can only think of a few places/times where bacon is better than pussy- While drivin: If and only if you are the driver! if you're a passenger, what are you waiting for?)
Mother's day brunch: enough said
Sampling the meats at your local butcher:
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
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Thanks Illy,illy dilly wrote:If ya want I could show you the right way to do it? Bacon or Pussy... But I'd recommend both, lol.knowmad wrote:I'm only 1/2 interested in this. I think I'm doing it wrong.
Now that is a very good point!!!! I've seen a diet/fitness plan that calls for less pussy.neopunk wrote:Bacon is good, but in limited quantities. Pussy is good, anytime, for any reason!! I love pussy!
Off the top of my head I can only think of a few places/times where bacon is better than pussy- While drivin: If and only if you are the driver! if you're a passenger, what are you waiting for?)
Mother's day brunch: enough said
Sampling the meats at your local butcher:
I figured out my ambivalence to the question. I love both Bacon And Pussy, The part I'm not into is questioning witch one of these I would chose over another.
I had help deriving this conclusion; My friend listened to my plight, walked into her kitchen and (after a bit) came back out beaver blousing with a beer in one hand and a B.L.T. in the other. She Said I had that deer in the headlight look.
So not into Deppi!!!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Think I heard that from AntiM.gyre wrote:...beaver blousing...
Wonderful!
and oddly enough I see very little of it on the playa, lots of neked, lots of topless. sad too 'cus kinda turns me on. but then again the wind blows up it goes.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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- illy dilly
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I don't know about tastier, but sure is prettier.
Dougly, I'll leave the taste test up to you!
Dougly, I'll leave the taste test up to you!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
It's all about the pairing...
Bacon...eaten while sipping some fucking fresh brewed mud...I mean REAL honest to goodness espresso...is heavenly. Something about the interaction between the fats and salts...and acids in the coffee. It's unreal.
Pussy - while most would argue is great paired with anything - is best served I find, with light fruits like watermelon, grapes, etc...
And since I enjoy eating pussy as much as bacon, I propose a light playa sponge bath prior to getting down...to take full advantage of it's delicious properties...
I say bacon in the morning at camp, and pussy in the evening...deep Playa.
Bacon...eaten while sipping some fucking fresh brewed mud...I mean REAL honest to goodness espresso...is heavenly. Something about the interaction between the fats and salts...and acids in the coffee. It's unreal.
Pussy - while most would argue is great paired with anything - is best served I find, with light fruits like watermelon, grapes, etc...
And since I enjoy eating pussy as much as bacon, I propose a light playa sponge bath prior to getting down...to take full advantage of it's delicious properties...
I say bacon in the morning at camp, and pussy in the evening...deep Playa.
He who obtains has little. He who scatters has much. --Lao-Tzu
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Uh oh, another connoisseur!JoshuaOne wrote:I say bacon in the morning at camp, and pussy in the evening...deep Playa.
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave