Safely stowed or swinging loose? Question for the boys...

[AntiM]

MyLarry prefers tie-dyed tighty whities under his kilt, otherwise the canvas chafes the little guy. When wearing loose soft pants or skirts, then nothing. Boxers for around camp wear. I get to wash the twig and berries a lot, so dust is not an issue.

You know how they call those big guys with bulging muscles, "Tiny"? Yeah.

[AntiM]

Well, as a virgin burner I'll see if my preferred wear works, but for general wear I use boxer briefs as a good compromise. Going to bring spandex shorts to wear over just in case I feel the need to keep things extra secured. Otherwise, I'll play it by ear! I got myself a couple of fake grass skirts, so we'll see what I feel like wearing with that, and just play it all by ear!

Do reconsider the grass skirts. They fall apart and create MOOP (matter out of place). Take one and beat it against the wall. If any grass falls off, it is not suitable for playa wear.

[Drizzt321]

Well, as a virgin burner I'll see if my preferred wear works, but for general wear I use boxer briefs as a good compromise. Going to bring spandex shorts to wear over just in case I feel the need to keep things extra secured. Otherwise, I'll play it by ear! I got myself a couple of fake grass skirts, so we'll see what I feel like wearing with that, and just play it all by ear!

Do reconsider the grass skirts. They fall apart and create MOOP (matter out of place). Take one and beat it against the wall. If any grass falls off, it is not suitable for playa wear.

Ah, ok. Will do then. Thankfully they're just from the dollar store, so didn't exactly cost me much money.

[Savannah]

Damn those moopy grass skirts.

It is the bane of my existence that I cannot work my Greeter shift dressed as a Hawaiian dashboard doll, doing that weird little dance.

[Dr Helix]

MyLarry prefers tie-dyed tighty whities under his kilt, otherwise the canvas chafes the little guy. When wearing loose soft pants or skirts, then nothing. Boxers for around camp wear. I get to wash the twig and berries a lot, so dust is not an issue.

You know how they call those big guys with bulging muscles, "Tiny"? Yeah.

By the way AntiM, your avatar is very appropriate for the this thread. Is that a tribute to MyLarry?

[ChilliPapaSmurf]

Oh you beautiful, lovely, wonderful people!

So much good advice, so much terrible advice...

I've just got to take some sober time to absorb such sage wisdom.

Little drunk right now, promise to return.

God I cannot wait.

To inspect all your under-chunders.

[Eric]

I'm a briefs boy- lock it up & out of my way until needed.

As for chafing- powder powder powder. Things like vaseline are dust magnets, they make the chafing worse. I use a medicated powder because I like that "oh so fresh" tingly feeling if I'm getting sore.

Like (someone) said above- treat yer dick like you do at home. If you don't normally go naked, sun block the FUCK out of that baby... (I leave the floor open for punning)

[graidawg]

Ok Ok i will get some powder and do a comparison test. Then take the advice of

Grai's personal nurse

as to what seems to be more effective

Its all in the name of science, of course

[aknod]

I'm a fan of boxer briefs. A little more control than boxers, but not so binding as briefs. I found riding a bike in a kilt commando uncomfortable.

[gaminwench]

It's all about the booty shorts/hot pants...

Come on, boys(z), give 'em a try...

[graidawg]

It's all about the booty shorts/hot pants...

Come on, boys(z), give 'em a try...

with my arse? jeez i make j-lo's look possitively svelte

[akmojo]

I wore a kilt last year and sure will again this year.. after wearing shorts for years before my kilt is MUCH cooler.. it does chaff the wood though... a little TLC before going to sleep helps....
as far as Dust.. it gets everywhere so whats the deal ?? I have a nice Camp shower so it's not an issue with me and my hardware...
Hawaiian skirts and booty shorts.. Savannah and Wench you can wear them and shake it on our stage !!

[Galax]

I don't have any first hand experience with that particular problem, but I can tell you that a male campmate who brought boxers to wear ended up ditching everything but a sarong below the waist fairly early in the week. I'm guessing breezy is the way to go!

[Galax]

Damn those moopy grass skirts.

It is the bane of my existence that I cannot work my Greeter shift dressed as a Hawaiian dashboard doll, doing that weird little dance.

How about sewing a grass skirt? Take a length of green fabric, cut slits in it up to the waist to create little strips, hem the strips to prevent unraveling, maybe do multiple layers to increase thickness? Or you could make one out of ribbon or yarn, I bet!

[Savannah]

Damn those moopy grass skirts.

It is the bane of my existence that I cannot work my Greeter shift dressed as a Hawaiian dashboard doll, doing that weird little dance.

How about sewing a grass skirt? Take a length of green fabric, cut slits in it up to the waist to create little strips, hem the strips to prevent unraveling, maybe do multiple layers to increase thickness? Or you could make one out of ribbon or yarn, I bet!

You're right! I've gotta be flexible about my materials. Perhaps a long green tutu, or ribbons. I do have a lot of green ribbon.

[FIGJAM]

I see 100 kaki neckties as a hula skirt.

[RedHeaven]

[quote="ChilliPapaSmurf"]I’ve been thinking: with all the walking, dancing, cycling, dust and sweat. How do you pack your googlies?

Boxer shorts or Y-fronts? Speedos, G-strings, stretchy briefs, Spandex?

Ladies, appreciate: there’s some delicate equipment down there. It needs constant care and attention.

I’ve often found when trekking that having the family jewels ensconced in a tight bulge makes for happy striding.

But then again, I usually prefer to give my wedding tackle room to play.

If I’m riding a bike, the meat and potatoes need to be carefully positioned. I’ve crushed one o’ my plums when drunk and cycling, it’s not fun when you climb off.

(Actually once, when riding a scooter with two girls behind me, I managed to perch on the edge and drive the whole precarious journey sitting on my love truncheon. My whole weight on my tonker. My shorts were too tight, never realised. When I got up it was numb. I got pins and needles, like a six-minute orgasm. Fucking excruciating.)

So I was thinking what do you fine veterans recommend for keeping one’s love bandits as comfortable and un-dusty as possible? Logically I’m thinking Lycra running shorts but the threat of nut-crush and funky-crotch discourages…

Big billowing boxer shorts? I’m sure they work great as long as you aren’t planning to dance non-stop and roll about in the dust. Even a banana hammock appeals.

I’m seriously at a loss here…

Chilli Papa
(saving full nudity for the day of the temple burn)[/quote]


And they call weak people "pussies"....why dont they call weak things "ballsacks" instead? A pussy can take a beating, have a baby, bleed for 5 days and not die.....However the soft cheeseplate gets all the power!

Good luck....Everyone, even ladies love the Gold Bond

[Sail Man]

hang on one second........

Grai's personal nurse

does this mean i can spend the whole week faking oldtimers for more personal care?

Sure, if you want to spend the week wearing depends. Though it may make things easier, in a way

[Sail Man]

MyLarry prefers tie-dyed tighty whities under his kilt, otherwise the canvas chafes the little guy. When wearing loose soft pants or skirts, then nothing. Boxers for around camp wear. I get to wash the twig and berries a lot, so dust is not an issue.

You know how they call those big guys with bulging muscles, "Tiny"? Yeah.

LMFAO

[ChilliPapaSmurf]

Well in and amongst all the other planning, this is one thing that weighs a little lighter on my mind. Loving all you fruitcakes!

Briefs seem like the good default. For when all else fails...
I'm assuming Gold Bond is some kind of starchy dry talc. Already in the kit bag.
Kilts! Sarongs! Free-balling is definitely on the list. Bodyglide, eh? Hmm...
Diluted concentrated lemon juice for a soothing Tea Bag dip (the idea of using vinegar makes one wrinkle one's nose)
And, for gamin wench, I'm bringing hot pants. Like Prince when he was eighteen.

"Funk used to be a bad word."

[theCryptofishist]

I'm assuming Gold Bond is some kind of starchy dry talc.

It's "medicated." Whatever that means. Perhaps it is drugged into a stupor.

[user0913]

For touch ups while away from camp, SPF 15 lip balm is a handy friend.

Friends who use liberal amounts of lip balm and do the touch ups for you with their lips are friends indeed.

Win!

[graidawg]

Kilts are the way to go! i didnt bring a kilt so i spent 2 days wearing my 'hello kitty' towel as a temporary substitute. failing kilts my 'worlds biggest pants' made an ecceptable substitute. Tucked into the top of my boots they made me feel all lawrence of arabia and suitably cool for the grand desert adventure.
Next year its definately a kilt though. AS LONG AS i can get the purple one i saw on ebay.

[bubbavic]

Just like Moses said: Let my people go!

[waxpraxis]

I'm usually a boxers guy, but tend to prefer boxer briefs when exercising. I figured since we'd be walking a lot out there (no bikes this year) boxers weren't a great ideas so I bought a few new pairs of comfy boxer briefs and couldn't have been happier.

I think a good part of that was also the daily no-rinse soap sponge baths my wife and I gave each other. Getting the boys nice and fresh feeling definitely helps keep crotch itch away!

[Trishntek]

I don't understand,,, any of this,,,, stuff

[Sham]

I don't understand,,, any of this,,,, stuff

Would a Superman reference help?

[Trishntek]

Well,,,, me and the boys did not give much thought to letting them hang since that is what we always do. All this chaffing, sunburning, powder, grease and lotion stuff seems a whole lotta unnecessarianism.

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[MyDearFriend]

Well,,,, me and the boys did not give much thought to letting them hang since that is what we always do. All this chaffing, sunburning, powder, grease and lotion stuff seems a whole lotta unnecessarianism.

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Major applause for this, sir.

And "unnecessarianism" is my New Favorite Word.

[Snow]

I like to keep my boys tucked safely out of harms way. Boxer briefs, underarmor or booty shorts all have their turn in BRC, and sometimes nothing if I'm chilling