[quote="ChilliPapaSmurf"]I’ve been thinking: with all the walking, dancing, cycling, dust and sweat. How do you pack your googlies?
Boxer shorts or Y-fronts? Speedos, G-strings, stretchy briefs, Spandex?
Ladies, appreciate: there’s some delicate equipment down there. It needs constant care and attention.
I’ve often found when trekking that having the family jewels ensconced in a tight bulge makes for happy striding.
But then again, I usually prefer to give my wedding tackle room to play.
If I’m riding a bike, the meat and potatoes need to be carefully positioned. I’ve crushed one o’ my plums when drunk and cycling, it’s not fun when you climb off.
(Actually once, when riding a scooter with two girls behind me, I managed to perch on the edge and drive the whole precarious journey sitting on my love truncheon. My whole weight on my tonker. My shorts were too tight, never realised. When I got up it was numb. I got pins and needles, like a six-minute orgasm. Fucking excruciating.)
So I was thinking what do you fine veterans recommend for keeping one’s love bandits as comfortable and un-dusty as possible? Logically I’m thinking Lycra running shorts but the threat of nut-crush and funky-crotch discourages…
Big billowing boxer shorts? I’m sure they work great as long as you aren’t planning to dance non-stop and roll about in the dust. Even a banana hammock appeals.
I’m seriously at a loss here…
(saving full nudity for the day of the temple burn)[/quote]
And they call weak people "pussies"....why dont they call weak things "ballsacks" instead? A pussy can take a beating, have a baby, bleed for 5 days and not die.....However the soft cheeseplate gets all the power!
Good luck....Everyone, even ladies love the Gold Bond