How to Approach a Bar?

[Ugly Dougly]

What would be the best mixers to bring. Be specific please. I'd like to get this right.

Agave nectar. Its organic. My 55 Gal drum may run out.
2 parts tequila, 1 part agave nectar, 1 part lime juice.
Serve over crushed ice.
So simple, so good. - Visit my bus if you agree. I should have plenty.

**shudders**
It's a beautiful thing. I usually add some orange and lemon juice, but it's all good baby.

[robbidobbs]

On of my best stories is the Goat Ropers of Bianca had set up a trading station at a potty bank. They came with a cooler and two folding chairs. They were in beer all damn day. Pottie-Banks are an excellent place to set up shop: well behaved and regular traffic (figuratively speaking).

[CornMan]

For an uncrowded bar: Approach the entry, place your palms together, bend you knees slightly, place your hands (palms still together) between your knees, look sheepishly into the camp/establishment, and wait to make eye contact and an approving nod from whoever is serving drinks. Then you may walk in.

For a crowded bar (for reasonably good looking females): Just work your way toward the bar, and you'll be served. Be careful of being offered too much.

For a crowded bar (for the rest of us): It's complicated. I sometimes bring my own beer/booze and mixer, or I'd die of thirst.

[Milayna]

Love this thread, very helpful for us first-timers

[ranger magnum]

On your knees....