How to Approach a Bar?

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Ugly Dougly
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Re: How to Approach a Bar?

Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:31 am

FlyingMonkey wrote:
Comrade Bunny wrote:What would be the best mixers to bring. Be specific please. I'd like to get this right. :D
Agave nectar. Its organic. My 55 Gal drum may run out. :mrgreen:
2 parts tequila, 1 part agave nectar, 1 part lime juice.
Serve over crushed ice.
So simple, so good. - Visit my bus if you agree. I should have plenty.
It's a beautiful thing. I usually add some orange and lemon juice, but it's all good baby.

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Re: How to Approach a Bar?

Post by robbidobbs » Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:04 pm

On of my best stories is the Goat Ropers of Bianca had set up a trading station at a potty bank. They came with a cooler and two folding chairs. They were in beer all damn day. Pottie-Banks are an excellent place to set up shop: well behaved and regular traffic (figuratively speaking).

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Re: How to Approach a Bar?

Post by CornMan » Sun Jan 01, 2012 5:58 pm

For an uncrowded bar: Approach the entry, place your palms together, bend you knees slightly, place your hands (palms still together) between your knees, look sheepishly into the camp/establishment, and wait to make eye contact and an approving nod from whoever is serving drinks. Then you may walk in.

For a crowded bar (for reasonably good looking females): Just work your way toward the bar, and you'll be served. Be careful of being offered too much.

For a crowded bar (for the rest of us): It's complicated. I sometimes bring my own beer/booze and mixer, or I'd die of thirst.
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Re: How to Approach a Bar?

Post by Milayna » Sat Jan 07, 2012 10:55 pm

Love this thread, very helpful for us first-timers :) :)

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Re: How to Approach a Bar?

Post by ranger magnum » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:01 pm

On your knees....
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