Confessions.

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:44 pm

(((((((((((((((Rian)))))))))))))))

gigglesnort · Post by **gigglesnort** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:46 pm

I confess that in all hte myriad times and all the myriad places that I've believed I didn't belong, that it was a reflection less of where I was outside than where I was inside.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:47 pm

gigglesnort wrote:I confess that in all hte myriad times and all the myriad places that I've believed I didn't belong, that it was a reflection less of where I was outside than where I was inside.

exactly.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:49 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:i confess that sometimes this board is a really unfriendly place.
i confess that sometimes i think BM isn't all we make it out to be.

i confess that it what it probably boils down to is this: i just don't belong here, either in this community or this country.

I confess that this planet (and the people in it) has beaten me, abused me, shot at me, reviled me, spit on me, tried to kill me (almost succeeding) many times, and that I have, several times, thought of checking out.... I confess that I have never felt like I fit... anywhere!

I also confess that, in spite of all of the bullshit that has gone on, I am so in love with Life itself, and so full of Joy, that I am going to laugh my way through the rest of it, just to spite those who thought they could stop me... including all the gods....

I also confess that I am probably quite insane... either that, or everyone else is...

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:50 pm

i further confess that i am borderline scared shitless about playing with the J5 crew... i confess i don't feel worthy to be sharing a stage with the likes of Mr. Page, et al.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:30 pm

GuinivereElise wrote:I confess that the paint mixer was the main component of the "orgasmatron" and that I adore aforementioned paint mixer.

I confess that I"m sorry I missed said contraption and that the MrFishist and I have had paint mixers jokes almost from the get go.

Alpha · Post by **Alpha** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:37 pm

I confess that I aspire to the "edible" gender.

I further confess that I often feel that I don't belong in this county, though I have no problem realizing this to be a problem with the country rather than myself.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:51 pm

I confess that I choose 'not guilty'

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:36 pm

I confess that I drive a gas hog, 5789 pound hunk of 1985 3/4 ton, four wheel drive, Chevy Suburban with a Gawd help me, carburetor. But hen I can get all my stuff for 8 days of BM into and on it. I like it. ht

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:38 pm

helitack wrote:I confess that I drive a gas hog, 5789 pound hunk of 1985 3/4 ton, four wheel drive, Chevy Suburban with a Gawd help me, carburetor. But hen I can get all my stuff for 8 days of BM into and on it. I like it. ht

Jesus! That makes my Dodge 4X4 short bed seem like a Japanese pickup... But, I can get all my BM stuff into it, too.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:40 pm

I could not even begin to get my BM shit into my car

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:53 pm

i can get everything i need for decompression into my honda civic.... it's a little cramped to sleep it, though.

blyslv · Post by **blyslv** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:54 pm

I confess.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 3:56 pm

Civics are nice for civic things but the dry washes, boulders, washboard roads, snow drifts in the Sierra, and the guhnarly steep stuff tend to eat them. Someday I may get a mule.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:00 pm

helitack wrote:Civics are nice for civic things but the dry washes, boulders, washboard roads, snow drifts in the Sierra, and the guhnarly steep stuff tend to eat them. Someday I may get a mule.

even seattle streets threaten to eat them. they bottom out on everything.

the horse pasture in PDX was quite the adventure for my little road beast. it's still got shit in the whell wells.

but they are reliable and get decent gas mileage. i'm driving an 87 and, though it's had a few issues - CV joint, electrical (heater, particularly) - it's held up really well.

and, no matter what Sensei says, yes i did have to bend my knees to sleep in the backseat.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:01 pm

If you want, you can ride in the Suburban anytime.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:05 pm

my favorite are steve's vehicles - steve is the back woods minnesotan older brother of my college roommate. i've had a crush on him for about 5 years - you know, one of those things that is just meant to stay that way even if it does seem to be mutual - anyway, ge's a total hick; usually drives a huge red diesel truck. there's room for about 6 people across the bench seat.

*swoon*

oops. sorry. w're supposed to be confessing here, aren't we.
fuck that shit.

so anyway, steve's other vehicle was a jeep that he converted to go mudding. we used to have some mightly good times in that thing.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:08 pm

multi-user dungeon?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:09 pm

OK, I confess, I like girls to ride in my truck, and I'll let 'em drive if they want to.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:09 pm

helitack wrote:OK, I confess, I like girls to ride in my truck, and I'll let 'em drive if they want to.

well, i like riding in trucks....

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:17 pm

That's very nice. Now.......

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:19 pm

would you like me to point out that your truck currently doesn't go?

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:21 pm

I know but all I have to do is take the old carb off and put the new one on, then it goes. Goes very well. You know someone is going to make the "tent" comment any time now.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:23 pm

isn't it hard to work on the truck when you're in a hot tub? sorry to be so practical, but i've been in a very practical mood lately.

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:25 pm

Yes very practical. I'm liking the hot tub right now. I'm gonna do it first thing in the morning. I wrench better in the morning.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:28 pm

cruel, cruel, cruel.

i'm thoroughly jealous. the best i ever get is the bathtub.. though i have to say, that's better than the no-hot-water, no-heat, holes-in-the-walls-in-the-winter place i used to live in.

talk about luxury!

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:31 pm

Remember, if you want something badly enough, the whole universe will conspire to make it happen.

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 4:59 pm

even if I don't buy the ticket?

tisha2 · Post by **tisha2** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:07 pm

helitack · Post by **helitack** » Mon Dec 06, 2004 5:08 pm

Absolutely.