The Bar

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:58 pm

LOL... BoxB...

Gonna head off into music wonderland for a while..........
Salute to the capt'........

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 8:59 pm

Doing well, TITWI, thanks. Just writing a few letters and popping in here once in a while. Gotta sign off, though - my steeds will soon be mice and that glass slipper still doesn't fit. Good night.

thisisthatwhichis · Post by **thisisthatwhichis** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 9:07 pm

Ahhh... the NEB, T'Would be nice, but can't happen yet here..... <N>Ice <D>creams....

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:49 pm

hooo! ca doodle doo!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 10:53 pm

Shhhh!

I'm trying to think.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:04 pm

don't get lost in thought.

nite!

blueniteowl · Post by **blueniteowl** » Wed Jun 07, 2006 11:25 pm

Too late.

Rockdad · Post by **Rockdad** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:57 am

-- Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the most wanted terrorist in Iraq,
is dead, according to an aide to Iraq's prime minister.

Toast to spec forces... the Motherfucker

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 2:52 am

Anyone around?

I'm freaking out. I think I just heard someone try to come in our front window, so my heart is pounding... the one night I don't take my cell phone to bed is the night I'm quaking in terror that there's someone in the next room where my phone is... but still I couldn't decide whether to yell out to my roomies or not... finally braved getting up, and the house is empty, but I don't feel calm yet.. and if I went outside and saw footprints by the window I'd call the police, but I don't want to go outside...

=(

X.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:19 am

when in doubt yell, turn on all the lights inside and out, call the cops, call the neighbors.

today go to a marine store and buy a small personal fog horn for about $20.00 ....It will get attention. .....along with some mace.

get your camera ready....flash the window if you hear it again......dude will think he's been photo'd... will leave

boogiemen work at night because they don't want to be seen, so do everything possible to call attention

edit: don't go outside

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:22 am

Morning.

Any one heard from Xta_G yet?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:36 am

Box Burner wrote:Morning.

Any one heard from Xta_G yet?

Hi BB haven't.........haven't heard from anyone, but U..

must be mid week blaaaaaaaahhhhs

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:40 am

Yeah must be. Only slept about 3 1/2 hours. I am toast.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:41 am

Mmmmmmmmmmm, toast. Are you buttery?

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:43 am

peanut butter. Hi AntiM how are you?

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:47 am

I'm up.. no footprints outside, no explanation.. managed to get back to sleep after a while (posting to friends is about half as good as calling.. but it still helps, thanks for being here!).

And, good advice, ED, thanks.. my first step will be NOT leaving my phone in the living room anymore!

Still lightly rattled, but at least I didn't have nightmares when I went back to bed...

X.

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:52 am

Box Burner wrote:peanut butter. Hi AntiM how are you?

playa dust sticking to peanut butter....... = mess

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:59 am

(wanders in to grab a coffee)

Glad to see that all is well, Xta. Got this email earlier today and thought it timely...

"How to install a wireless security system:

1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really BIG pair.

2. Put the boots outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition & beer. Back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit bulls - They've just been wormed."

(wanders back out to work)

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:15 am

good one LCN

maybe in V, BC should be calk boots

and get one of these:

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:18 am

you mean hiding under the blankets and pretending to be asleep is a bad idea?

how is everyone this afternoon/morning? anyone get any really early morning phone calls that woke them up? That's so annoying don't you agree?

Xta_G · Post by **Xta_G** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:20 am

Those mini airhorns are something we use at the pool all the time.. when waterpolo practice is in and the refs are blowing whistles all the time, we use airhorns as the guards' emergency signal for "I'm going in, help!"

Nice, LCN :)

LOL, Jewel, I DID get woken up by a phone call.. from my friend/slumlord/landlord who saw my MSN name changed to "who the hell is trying to get in at 2:30am!!" so he called to check on me...

Did YOU get an early morning phone call from someone, perchance?

X.

Jewel*** · Post by Jewel*** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:24 am

No, but I made one.........

I'm hoping my dog would bark wildly, as she does when people approach the house, but she sleeps in a crate.......I know, I know.....but she likes it and doesn't pee on the dining room rug when she's in there.

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:32 am

LeChatNoir wrote:(wanders in to grab a coffee)

Glad to see that all is well, Xta. Got this email earlier today and thought it timely...

"How to install a wireless security system:

1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really BIG pair.

2. Put the boots outside your front door on top of a copy of "Guns and Ammo" magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like this:
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition & beer. Back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit bulls - They've just been wormed."

(wanders back out to work)

Guns and ammo magazine. Good idea. Some years ago Hanguns Inc. gave out window sticker to their members that said "There are no guns in this house". Guess what happened?

You guessed it. Those houses with the stickers had a huge increase in break-ins. I bet the houses without the stickers had fewer break ins.
Hmmm... maybe they sould give those stickers in my area.

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:35 am

Good Morning Barflys! Xta - glad your'e ok. ED - I LOVE THE AIRHORN IDEA.

I occasionally do some work that requires a little extra attention to security - I'm definately going to use that one. The best tip I've ever had is to always have a camera in the glove box of my car. Its turned out to be the best "weapon" I could carry.

I'm also going to use it on my sons when they are making too much noise in the wee hours of the morning. THANKS for the inspiration!!!!!!

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:39 am

Glad you are ok Xta. You had us worried.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:41 am

morning guys and gals.

did i see a cat and a rabbit playing together?

throw me a couple of shots

mojo · Post by **mojo** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:43 am

((((Zoom))))

Gotta love the kitty.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:48 am

mojo wrote:((((Zoom))))

Gotta love the kitty.

oh yes, love the pussy

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:55 am

pet the pussy - cat

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 9:56 am

got to pet the cat before you can kiss the cat