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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:34 pm

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Mojojita » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:07 pm

Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Mojojita » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:08 pm

It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by bigbluedoggy » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:02 pm

If I had a pussy, I'd own that casino.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Patsh » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:21 pm

So, where do you live at, Bitch?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by catinthefunnyhat » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:20 pm

I left my harp in Sam Lam's disco.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:40 pm

Injera for one is injera for all.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:42 pm

"God, he's a coming!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by gyre » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:54 pm

Wow 32 mm that's almost 2 x 10**33 Planck Lengths
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Bob » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:03 pm

So who keeps the volcano and who gets the spaceship?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by gyre » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:34 pm

So as of 3:07 this morning (EST) I became 1.020063456e+54 tP old. Doesn't seem that long.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:54 pm

Then he brings the Engineering Officer the eggs, saying, "here you is, sir, nice an' runny, jus' like yo likes it!"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Sham » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:17 pm

No, no nurse. I said "slip off his spectacles"!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by knowmad » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:42 pm

So i tells the Guy; "Hell no! and tell your midgets to bring back my donkey"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by MoBo » Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:44 am

"California had first choice."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by FIGJAM » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:37 pm

"Excuse me, but your ship is slowing."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Ducky » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:24 pm

Light bulb?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:17 pm

"Maybe I should've said Hank Aaron."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Sham » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:42 pm

....you could eat the golf ball if you had to!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Sham » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:45 pm

....so they sent me this 10 inch pianist.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by knowmad » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:57 pm

I don't care if you are fucking my wife Ted, just stop using my ass for a score board.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by gyre » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:57 am

Look, Hans! No Ma!
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by H.G.Crosby » Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:07 am

"no wonder he's so bad at math, his mother has been telling him for years thats 12 inches"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by knowmad » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:28 pm

"So Billy you're 26 and you still believe in leprechauns?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:46 am

Eats, shoots and leaves.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:49 am

Respect you in the morning? Hell, I don't respect you now.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Sail Man » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:59 am

"You see that thar hole tween Pa's legs?"
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:03 pm

.....when the big hand reaches the little hand.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:06 pm

Stepped on a rake.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Post by Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:21 am

"PROSTITUTE???......oh thank god, thats ok my child, for a second there, i thought you said Protestant."
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