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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri Jul 06, 2012 3:34 pm

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Mojojita » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:07 pm

Let your pages do the walking through the yellow fingers
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Mojojita » Fri Jul 06, 2012 4:08 pm

It's a knick-knack, Paddywack, give the frog a loan.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby bigbluedoggy » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:02 pm

If I had a pussy, I'd own that casino.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Patsh » Fri Jul 06, 2012 6:21 pm

So, where do you live at, Bitch?
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby catinthefunnyhat » Fri Jul 06, 2012 10:20 pm

I left my harp in Sam Lam's disco.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:40 pm

Injera for one is injera for all.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:42 pm

"God, he's a coming!"

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby gyre » Mon Jul 09, 2012 2:54 pm

Wow 32 mm that's almost 2 x 10**33 Planck Lengths

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Amazing desert structures & stuff: http://sites.google.com/site/potatotrap/

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby gyre » Mon Jul 09, 2012 3:34 pm

So as of 3:07 this morning (EST) I became 1.020063456e+54 tP old. Doesn't seem that long.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Ugly Dougly » Tue Jul 10, 2012 3:54 pm

Then he brings the Engineering Officer the eggs, saying, "here you is, sir, nice an' runny, jus' like yo likes it!"

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Tue Jul 10, 2012 5:17 pm

No, no nurse. I said "slip off his spectacles"!

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby knowmad » Tue Jul 10, 2012 10:42 pm

So i tells the Guy; "Hell no! and tell your midgets to bring back my donkey"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby MoBo » Wed Jul 11, 2012 9:44 am

"California had first choice."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby FIGJAM » Thu Jul 12, 2012 4:37 pm

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Ducky » Thu Jul 12, 2012 8:24 pm

Light bulb?
Better sorry than safe

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Jul 12, 2012 9:17 pm

"Maybe I should've said Hank Aaron."
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:42 pm

....you could eat the golf ball if you had to!

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sham » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:45 pm

....so they sent me this 10 inch pianist.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby knowmad » Thu Jul 12, 2012 11:57 pm

I don't care if you are fucking my wife Ted, just stop using my ass for a score board.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby gyre » Fri Jul 13, 2012 4:57 am

Look, Hans! No Ma!

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby H.G.Crosby » Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:07 am

"no wonder he's so bad at math, his mother has been telling him for years thats 12 inches"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby knowmad » Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:28 pm

"So Billy you're 26 and you still believe in leprechauns?"
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:46 am

Eats, shoots and leaves.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:49 am

Respect you in the morning? Hell, I don't respect you now.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Sail Man » Thu Aug 02, 2012 11:59 am

"You see that thar hole tween Pa's legs?"
Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:03 pm

.....when the big hand reaches the little hand.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Lonesomebri » Thu Aug 02, 2012 12:06 pm

Stepped on a rake.

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Re: your stupid punchline here

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri Aug 03, 2012 8:21 am

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