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Your porno name determined

Postby SED » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:54 pm

I picked up this formula which lets you accurately determine what your porno name is. You take your childhood pet's name and tack it onto the street where you grew up.

My porno name is therefore Bobo Buttonwoods.

Anyone else?
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Re: Your porno name determined

Postby Flux » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:20 pm

Princess Bernardine

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Postby alice » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:40 pm

midnight caligula.
bitch all you want - it won't change nothin.

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Postby SED » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:51 pm

alice wrote:midnight caligula.


You grew up on Caligula St.?
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Postby Don Muerto » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:03 pm

I protest! My porn name is <u>NOT</U> 'Woody Pepperwood'!
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Postby alice » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:08 pm

SED wrote:
alice wrote:midnight caligula.


You grew up on Caligula St.?


caligula avenue.

my mom still lives there - explains a lot, dontcha think?
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Postby antron » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:10 pm

blackie barry

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Postby SED » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:16 pm

This is good. Keep 'em coming.

Ha.

Any interest in a contest? Suggestions for a prize?
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Postby Last Real Burner » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:59 pm

They call me Mr. Champ Fields. (in my best Sidney Poiter voice)Image

actingly,
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Re: When in doubt...

Postby DE FACTO » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:03 am

Last Real Burner wrote:They call me Mr. Champ Fields. (in my best Sidney Poiter voice)Image (Hey you can even click it.)

actingly,
mr smith


I have been loving your smileys these days.

:wink:

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Postby DE FACTO » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:18 am

I am just loving this interphase.

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Don't look now but...

Postby Last Real Burner » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:30 am

What Smileys?Image

quickly,
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Re: Don't look now but...

Postby DE FACTO » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:10 am

Last Real Burner wrote:What Smileys?Image

quickly,
mr smith


Image (Hey you can even click this too, even though it takes awhile to come down.
Well......

and at the same time the music and the visuals have much not to be desired.........and then some......maybe it's due to the message involved. Sometimes it's tough to get the message accross when it's too intense..... in relation. Real hard one for me to figure out. Even though....especialy durring that time period.)

P.S. Seems to work only on pc's and other os xcept apple.gotta work on that. (well if mediaplayer is not installed mabey you don't get it.)
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Postby DE FACTO » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:13 am

I just love this interphase.

I don't know what I'm talking about. :P

<thread drift.> :evil:

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Postby TestesInSac » Sat Nov 15, 2003 11:01 am

Had frontage on two streets, and a number of cats, so there's a few combinations, like Queenie Prince or Puff Duke.
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Postby madmatt » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:28 pm

Quarterback Fulton

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Postby snowveil » Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:01 pm

alice wrote:midnight caligula.

-That is just too good-

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I've also heard of another formula where you use your pet's name and your mother's maiden name-but i think the street is much more fun.

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Postby J » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:00 pm

Abraham Shaw.

too classy for porn though, unless I'm, playing a professor, a sexy professor.

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Postby Jane Eric » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:47 pm

Pumpkin Joe Eucalyptus



Erm.

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Postby antron » Sat Nov 15, 2003 10:12 pm

Jane Eric wrote:Pumpkin Joe Eucalyptus



Erm.


i think i took that for a sore throat once.

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Postby Spokes » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:25 am

Pansy Savannah

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Postby Zane5100 » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:11 pm

CoCo Cold Springs Gulch

I think we can come up with a better formula, personally...
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Postby Patience » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:23 pm

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Postby Blenderhead » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:25 pm

I believe this theory has a couple flaws, otherwise I present myself as:




Peanutbutter San Bernardino.

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Postby Jane Eric » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:32 pm

Well. I did get the "Bad Lay" name tag at the eplaya meet and greet, so there you go.

I'd heard another formula like this for your Soap Opera name but I forget what it was. I think it fell out of favor due to one of the names being your mother's maiden name or some such.

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Postby Flux » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:37 pm

Blenderhead wrote:Peanutbutter San Bernardino.

Sounds like a recipe popular in the Inland Empire.

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Postby DE FACTO » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:37 pm

Blenderhead wrote:I believe this theory has a couple flaws


Hamster 166 Place.

Hey I lived in the city. Condo/Co-op.

go figure.

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Postby Flux » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:44 pm

DE FACTO wrote:Hamster 166 Place.

If only you'd lived at 69...

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Postby Blenderhead » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:43 pm

Flux wrote:
Blenderhead wrote:Peanutbutter San Bernardino.

Sounds like a recipe popular in the Inland Empire.


Egads. Just the fact you know the term "Inland Empire" makes me very suspicious of you, Flux.

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Postby Wind_Borne » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:41 pm

Hmm... I grew up on many streets and had a few pets...

    <pre>
    Shad Burning Tree ? kinda wierd.
    Candy Del Dayo ? wrong sex.
    Dylan Longwood ? yeah, thats the ticket!
    </pre>
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