Your porno name determined

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 8:54 pm

I picked up this formula which lets you accurately determine what your porno name is. You take your childhood pet's name and tack it onto the street where you grew up.

My porno name is therefore Bobo Buttonwoods.

Anyone else?

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:20 pm

Princess Bernardine

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:40 pm

midnight caligula.

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 9:51 pm

alice wrote:midnight caligula.

You grew up on Caligula St.?

Don Muerto · Post by **Don Muerto** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:03 pm

I protest! My porn name is <u>NOT</U> 'Woody Pepperwood'!

alice · Post by **alice** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:08 pm

SED wrote:
alice wrote:midnight caligula.
You grew up on Caligula St.?

caligula avenue.

my mom still lives there - explains a lot, dontcha think?

antron · Post by **antron** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:10 pm

blackie barry

SED · Post by **SED** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 10:16 pm

This is good. Keep 'em coming.

Ha.

Any interest in a contest? Suggestions for a prize?

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Fri Nov 14, 2003 11:59 pm

They call me Mr. Champ Fields. (in my best Sidney Poiter voice)

actingly,
mr smith

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:03 am

Last Real Burner wrote:They call me Mr. Champ Fields. (in my best Sidney Poiter voice) (Hey you can even click it.)

actingly,
mr smith

I have been loving your smileys these days.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:18 am

I am just loving this interphase.

Last Real Burner · Post by **Last Real Burner** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 12:30 am

What Smileys?

quickly,
mr smith

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:10 am

Last Real Burner wrote:What Smileys?

quickly,
mr smith

(Hey you can even click this too, even though it takes awhile to come down.
Well......

and at the same time the music and the visuals have much not to be desired.........and then some......maybe it's due to the message involved. Sometimes it's tough to get the message accross when it's too intense..... in relation. Real hard one for me to figure out. Even though....especialy durring that time period.)

P.S. Seems to work only on pc's and other os xcept apple.gotta work on that. (well if mediaplayer is not installed mabey you don't get it.)

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:13 am

I just love this interphase.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

TestesInSac · Post by **TestesInSac** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 11:01 am

Had frontage on two streets, and a number of cats, so there's a few combinations, like Queenie Prince or Puff Duke.

madmatt · Post by **madmatt** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 1:28 pm

Quarterback Fulton

snowveil · Post by **snowveil** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 4:01 pm

alice wrote:midnight caligula.

-That is just too good-

ChiChi Highwater

I've also heard of another formula where you use your pet's name and your mother's maiden name-but i think the street is much more fun.

J · Post by J » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:00 pm

Abraham Shaw.

too classy for porn though, unless I'm, playing a professor, a sexy professor.

j

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 9:47 pm

Pumpkin Joe Eucalyptus

Erm.

antron · Post by **antron** » Sat Nov 15, 2003 10:12 pm

Jane Eric wrote:Pumpkin Joe Eucalyptus

Erm.

i think i took that for a sore throat once.

Spokes · Post by **Spokes** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:25 am

Pansy Savannah

Zane5100 · Post by **Zane5100** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:11 pm

CoCo Cold Springs Gulch

I think we can come up with a better formula, personally...

Patience · Post by **Patience** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:23 pm

Chico Stanford

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:25 pm

I believe this theory has a couple flaws, otherwise I present myself as:

Peanutbutter San Bernardino.

Jane Eric · Post by **Jane Eric** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:32 pm

Well. I did get the "Bad Lay" name tag at the eplaya meet and greet, so there you go.

I'd heard another formula like this for your Soap Opera name but I forget what it was. I think it fell out of favor due to one of the names being your mother's maiden name or some such.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:37 pm

Blenderhead wrote:Peanutbutter San Bernardino.

Sounds like a recipe popular in the Inland Empire.

DE FACTO · Post by **DE FACTO** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:37 pm

Blenderhead wrote:I believe this theory has a couple flaws

Hamster 166 Place.

Hey I lived in the city. Condo/Co-op.

go figure.

Flux · Post by **Flux** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 12:44 pm

DE FACTO wrote:Hamster 166 Place.

If only you'd lived at 69...

Blenderhead · Post by **Blenderhead** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 1:43 pm

Flux wrote:
Blenderhead wrote:Peanutbutter San Bernardino.
Sounds like a recipe popular in the Inland Empire.

Egads. Just the fact you know the term "Inland Empire" makes me very suspicious of you, Flux.

Wind_Borne · Post by **Wind_Borne** » Sun Nov 16, 2003 3:41 pm

Hmm... I grew up on many streets and had a few pets...

<pre>
Shad Burning Tree ? kinda wierd.
Candy Del Dayo ? wrong sex.
Dylan Longwood ? yeah, thats the ticket!
</pre>

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