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Post by thirt33n » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:10 am

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Post by robbidobbs » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:59 am

I am in the middle of reading the Incredible Hulk novelization by Peter David. It's surprisingly well written. Good solid sci-fi.

I'm going to see the movie on Sunday, as that's my b-day. Every year I go to a movie that just got released, go to a restaurant I've never been to, and buy something utterly frivolous.

When I saw the preview for Hulk, and that it was going to be released on June 13th, I KNEW this was going to be my b-day movie. Yay!
I like anything with Edward Norton in it. Smart, paranoid, seething with inner anger. That's Norton all over.
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Post by gyre » Fri Jun 13, 2008 11:42 am

Happy birthday!!! :)

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Post by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:36 pm

Well if you think you're Green now.... Prepare to be Marvelized.

They are releasing intertwined Marvel Hero Stories in preperation for League of Avengers. a new movie featuring all the greats. Samual L Jackson as Sgt. Fury is my fav. He shows up in the new Ironman movie at the end and pulled in Tony Stark.

Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.

[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.

[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.

Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.

Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!

Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!

Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]

Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.

[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.

Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]

Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]

Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.

Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?

General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.

Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.

[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.

[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.

Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.

Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!

Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!

Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]

Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.

[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.

Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]

Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]

Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.

Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?

General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.

Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.

[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.

[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.

Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.

Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!

Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!

Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]

Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.

[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.

Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]

Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]

Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.

Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?

General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.

Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.

[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.

[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.

Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.

Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!

Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!

Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]

Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.

[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.

Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]

Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]

Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.

Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.

Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?

Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?

General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.

Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.

Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
y is my fav. He shows up in the new Ironman movie at the end and pulled in Tony Stark.


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Re: Greenery.....

Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:52 pm

Rabbi Dali Rick wrote:
They are releasing intertwined Marvel Hero Stories in preperation for League of Avengers. a new movie featuring all the greats. Samual L Jackson as Sgt. Fury is my fav. He shows up in the new Ironman movie at the end and pulled in Tony Stark.

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Who shows up at the end, Sgt. Furry or Samuel Jackson?

I don't recall seeing Jackson El Snakes, Snakes on a Plane!


Oh, boy! I just got my ticket for the 7:45 show!

And remember to get the complimentary Hulking Out Poster- they might not make it past this weekend so book your show early!!!!

I got two. One for my collection and the other for my Great Nephew!

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Post by robbidobbs » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:56 pm

JEEBUS X-CHRISTO REBBI!
Did you write all this on company time? I hope so.
Very impressive.

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Fri Jun 13, 2008 3:58 pm

robbidobbs wrote:JEEBUS X-CHRISTO REBBI!
Did you write all this on company time? I hope so.
Very impressive.
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Post by gyre » Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:41 pm

I still have the Steranko SHIELDs.
Great stuff.

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Post by Kinetik V » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:09 pm

Hulk? When I first came across this thread I started thinking about this creepy hulk...

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:12 am

Great Hulk action and a return to one of Hulk's greatest issues- the Abomination! It was part of my collection until someone stole it out of my house.

Seems Cigar Gen. Ross is causing an upset amount anti-smoking crusaders- they think kids are going to emulate this bastard and pick up cigars. You can pick a worst character other then blonski who morphs into the abomination.

I have to say it is as good or even better then the first Hulk, but as Rebi points out there is the hint of beginning of the Avengers coming. Whether it comes before the next release of the hulk or after the release of the premiering the other casts in the Avengers series, I don't know but I hope not. There are several great issues and themes that the Hulk goes though before we start seeing him share his character with other marvel heros. Especially Marvel's other greatest hero, Thor! Of which had always bothered me to put a God in a mortals role especially a group of crime fighting super heros. What about Ant-Man and Wasp? They were OK, but are they going to have their Solo introductory Premiers?

Seems Not!

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Post by Apollonaris Zeus » Tue Jun 17, 2008 8:15 am

Great Hulk action and a return to one of Hulk's greatest issues- the Abomination! It was part of my collection until someone stole it out of my house.

Seems Cigar Gen. Ross is causing an upset amount anti-smoking crusaders- they think kids are going to emulate this bastard and pick up cigars. You can't pick a worst character other then blonski who morphs into the abomination.

I have to say it is as good or even better then the first Hulk, but as Rebi points out there is the hint of beginning of the Avengers coming. Whether it comes before the next release of the hulk or after the release of the premiering the other casts in the Avengers series, I don't know but I hope not. There are several great issues and themes that the Hulk goes though before we start seeing him share his character with other marvel heros. Especially Marvel's other greatest hero, Thor! Of which had always bothered me to put a God in a mortals role especially a group of crime fighting super heros. What about Ant-Man and Wasp? They were OK, but are they going to have their Solo introductory Premiers?

Seems Not!

did I mention Captain America! This may not be a good time for his release since the international status of America is at it lowest point ever due to Bush and the Republicans. They rather see Hulk destroy the US Army then Cap Am save them from the Nazis!

Oh a final word, is you please! The Hulk represents that our Armed Forces are the biggest investor in robotic warriors and biological defenses. I believe that what has been shown in movies like the Terminator and Hulk will happen as long as insane Generals like a Ross and Scientists like a Banner continue to work for our government armed forces.


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Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:20 am

It would be pleasing if the Hulk was really real and was really Green, in an activist way. That would be a tree-hugger the neo-Cons couldn't laugh at.

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