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by Rabbi Dali Rick » Fri Jun 13, 2008 12:36 pm
Well if you think you're Green now.... Prepare to be Marvelized.
They are releasing intertwined Marvel Hero Stories in preperation for League of Avengers. a new movie featuring all the greats. Samual L Jackson as Sgt. Fury is my fav. He shows up in the new Ironman movie at the end and pulled in Tony Stark.
Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.
[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.
[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.
Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.
Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!
Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!
Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]
Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.
[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.
Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]
Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]
Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.
Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?
Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?
General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.
[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.
[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.
Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.
Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!
Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!
Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]
Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.
[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.
Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]
Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]
Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.
Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?
Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?
General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.
[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.
[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.
Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.
Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!
Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!
Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]
Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.
[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.
Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]
Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]
Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.
Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?
Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?
General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative. Spider-Man: Friend or Foe (2007) (VG)
Nick Fury: [after Lizard had helped out Spider-Man] Oh, that lizard guy, he's hired.
[Spider-Man is teleported into the SHIELD Helicarrier and he looks around the room for a moment]
Spider-Man: Hello?
[Nick Fury approaches Spider-Man]
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, director of SHIELD.
[Spider-Man and Nick Fury briefly shake hands]
Spider-Man: The anti-terrorist organization?
Nick Fury: That's just one part of our initiative. The rest is top secret.
Spider-Man: You're top secret and your headquarters is a giant, flying aircraft carrier?
Nick Fury: You'd be surprised how rarely anybody looks up.
[Nick Fury walks off and over to the Computer and Spider-Man walks after him]
Spider-Man: You know, I'm happy to be alive and all, but how did I get here?
Nick Fury: Short range teleporter pulled you out of the fray. Somebody wake the Computer up. It's time to get to work.
[the Computer is activated and the computer screen turns on]
Computer: Mission briefing software online. Welcome, Colonel Fury. Welcome, Spider-Man.
Spider-Man: Uh... Hi? Should I talk to the computer?
Nick Fury: Only if you want to irritate me.
Computer: I appreciate the attention.
Nick Fury: Computer, load up the meteor situation report.
[an image appears on the screen of a meteor storm in outer space and they pass by Earth]
Nick Fury: A while back, a meteor storm passed through our corner of the galaxy.
Computer: Trajectory Alpha seven three.
[one meteor rock heads down to Earth]
Nick Fury: Now most of those space rocks went racing right on by Earth. But one crashed down.
[the screen shows an image of the meteor crash-landing in New York]
Computer: Tracking impact locale.
Nick Fury: Right in the middle of Manhattan.
Computer: Impact location. Forty degrees, forty seven minutes north; seventy three degrees, fifty eight minutes west.
Nick Fury: Two guesses what hitched a ride on that meteor.
Spider-Man: Venom.
[an image of Venom appears on the screen]
Computer: Venom: symbiotic lifeform of unknown alien origin.
Nick Fury: But that's not the worst part.
Spider-Man: It gets worse than Venom?
Computer: Worse is a relative term. Venom is only a rating seven of ten on a scale of terrible ways to die.
Nick Fury: See, that meteor shower he was a part of ...
[Nick Fury is interrupted as an image appears on the screen of a wasp with a rocket launcher strapped to its back]
Computer: As a means of comparison, some selections from level eight include wasps with laser-guided...
Nick Fury: Computer, put a sock in it!
Nick Fury: As I was saying, that meteor shower that Venom was part of...
[the screen shows an image of a meteor heading to Earth]
Nick Fury : One of the meteors went into low Earth orbit and bounced across the atmosphere like a stone on water. But as it went, it broke apart into smaller shards.
[an image appears of the world and of the five meteor shards' landing sites]
Computer: Meteor shard landing sites. Tokyo, Japan. Tangaroa Island. Cairo, Egypt. Stokerstov, Transylvania. And Alberna, Nepal.
Nick Fury : We've tracked the various pieces to their landing sites, but before we could move in to collect them, these nasty pieces of work started showing up.
[an image of a PHANTOM monster appears on the screen]
Computer: Perpetual Holographic Avatar Nano Tech Offensive Monster, or PHANTOM.
Spider-Man: You guys have a department just for acronyms, don't you?
Nick Fury : PHANTOMS aren't biological. They're a mix of solid light holographic technology and the symbiote substance found in the meteors.
Spider-Man: Somebody's making monsters that use the symbiote goo? That's just great!
Nick Fury: We're clearly dealing with someone of advanced technological means creating these things and they obviously have their hands on one shard already. So *we* need to get to the other shards before they can. Which is why I need your help, Spider-Man.
[an image appears of Spider-Man standing before Green Goblin, Doctor Octopus and Venom]
Nick Fury: You've faced enough super-powered threats in your day. You're the perfect guy for the job.
Spider-Man: Oh, man. I have to say, I was really looking forward to maybe taking a few days off.
Nick Fury: We've got a saying around here.
[an image of Nick Fury appears on the screen, pointing forward with several SHIELD soldiers standing side by side behind him]
Nick Fury: Saving the world is a full-time job.
Spider-Man: I get it. Great power, great responsibility... Okay, I'm in. Where do I start?
[the Computer screen goes blank]
Nick Fury: Computer, show us what we've got on Japan.
[a map of Japan appears on the computer screen]
Computer: In 1603, the Tangogawa shogun instituted a long period of iso ...
Nick Fury: Computer, a bit more *recent* history, please.
[an image of a robotic, Godzilla-sized Sumo wrestler appears in a Japanese city and destroys buildings as it breathes fire at it]
Nick Fury: I have access to your "off" switch, Computer.
Computer: Of course you do.
[a map appears of Japan and shows an image of the meteor shard's crash landing in Tokyo]
Computer: Impact point. Thirty five degrees, forty-one minutes north. One hundred and thirty nine degrees, forty six minutes east.
Nick Fury : Spider-Man, we tracked the first meteor, but it was retrieved and taken somewhere in Tokyo. Complicating matters are sightings of a couple of old friends of yours.
[an image of Green Goblin appears on the computer screen]
Computer : Threat identity: Green Goblin. Green Goblin is equipped with an arsenal of razor bats and pumpkin bombs. Warning: Approach with caution.
Spider-Man: Well, there's the understatement of the year.
[an image of Doctor Octopus appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Threat identity: Doc Ock. Doc Ock is a genius of technological science. Warning: May be dangerous.
Spider-Man: No, wait. *There's* the understatement of the year.
Computer: Warning. Additional scans of local media, police vans and screaming in streets indicates high concentration of PHANTOM activity. PHANTOMS present have estimated symbiote index of five percent of maximum.
Spider-Man: Well, sounds like I should go down there.
Nick Fury : Hold up. There's one more bit of information. There's an operative in the area. Cat burglar by trade, but she sports a heart of gold.
[an image of Black Cat appears on the computer screen]
Computer: Agent identity: Black Cat. Wielding a grappling hook as a weapon, she is a dangerous and agile combatant.
Nick Fury: She might be willing to lend a hand if you bump into her.
Spider-Man: So, to review: Crazy hologram monsters, crazy bad guys, lost meteor shard and incredibly attractive cat burglar.
Nick Fury: That's it in a nut shell. Good luck down there.
[the computer screen goes blank]
Ultimate Avengers (2006) (V)
Nick Fury: Just show me what you got, Hank.
[Hanks grows into Giant Man]
Giant Man: Never underestimate pretentious lab jockeys, Fury.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team to fend off a global threat. So what do you say?
Thor: This.
[belches]
Thor: And this.
[belches]
Nick Fury: A lot has changed, son.
Steve Rogers: Did... did we win?
Nick Fury: We did.
Tony Stark: Let's start with your name.
Black Widow: Not here. In private.
Tony Stark: Is this private enough?
Black Widow: Natalia... Romanoff.
Tony Stark: As in the Black Widow?
Nick Fury: I prefer to call her my Number One.
Nick Fury: We're forming a team, Janet. I believe you'd be an asset.
Janet Pym: A team for what? Superhuman softball?
Ultimate Avengers II (2006) (V)
General Nick Fury: This one needs a clear head in the lead, Captain. You're carrying too much baggage. Widow, you'll be in command.
Hank Pym: Demoted. I guess that makes him Private America, huh?
General Nick Fury: Stark, do you need a medic?
Tony Stark: Only if he moonlights as a mechanic.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
Iron Man (2008)
Nick Fury: [quoting Tony Stark from his press conference ] "I am Iron Man." You think you're the only superhero in the world? Mr. Stark, you've become part of a bigger universe. You just don't know it yet.
Tony Stark: Who the hell are you?
Nick Fury: Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Tony Stark: [nonchalantly] Ah.
Nick Fury: I'm here to talk to you about the Avengers Initiative.
y is my fav. He shows up in the new Ironman movie at the end and pulled in Tony Stark.
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