What have done lately to amuse me?

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What have I done lately in order to amuse Rob:

Created a useless poll that absolutely no one cares about.
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2%
Created a useless poll that absolutely no one cares about.
2
2%
Screamed wildly prophetic, yet oddly vague, proclaimations without providing cites.
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3%
Screamed wildly prophetic, yet oddly vague, proclaimations without providing cites.
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3%
Made yet another "cleverly barbed" reference to how much I think our current government sucks.
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No votes
Made yet another "cleverly barbed" reference to how much I think our current government sucks.
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No votes
Insisted that DJ'c are artists and that Rave music has different flavors.
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2%
Insisted that DJ'c are artists and that Rave music has different flavors.
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2%
Cleverly flamed another user for being an utter and complete fuckwit.
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8%
Cleverly flamed another user for being an utter and complete fuckwit.
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8%
Used a smiley. That's it. Just. Used. A. Smiley.
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12%
Used a smiley. That's it. Just. Used. A. Smiley.
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12%
Whined psychotically about the BMORG staff and/or the event.
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No votes
Whined psychotically about the BMORG staff and/or the event.
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No votes
Posted a link to something that only I find amusing.
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5%
Posted a link to something that only I find amusing.
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5%
Offered up a better recipe for BBQing event attenders.
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No votes
Offered up a better recipe for BBQing event attenders.
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No votes
Something unexpected. (other)
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17%
Something unexpected. (other)
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17%
 
Total votes: 86

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What have done lately to amuse me?

Post by Rob the Wop » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:04 pm

Well yes, it is all about me dammit. The Eplaya has gotten boring lately, so I want to find out what you've done to make my life more interesting.
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Re: What have done lately to amuse me?

Post by Lilly Flower » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:39 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:The Eplaya has gotten boring lately.
Maybe because everyone is prepairing for Technopatra's birthday tomorrow.

Yep it's tomorrow. :lol:
You are watching too much TV.

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Post by Simply Joel » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:58 pm

Please refer to all my postings under "FUCK"

of course, you may not have been amused but i was.
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Post by samtzu » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:36 pm

It's a sad poll when my one vote (Smiley user) adds up to 25%
:D :) :( :o :shock: :? 8) :lol: :x :P :oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :wink: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: How's that?
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:29 pm

fuck you
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Post by Rob the Wop » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:34 pm

cowboyangel wrote:fuck you
Thank you, you're absolutely right- I did forget 'Cleverly insulted me.' on the poll. How could I have missed that one?
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Post by Rob the Wop » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:35 pm

cowboyangel wrote:fuck you
Oh and you forgot to fill out the poll.
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Post by cowboyangel » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:35 pm

sorry...now where's my category?
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eat it

Post by chickenfish » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:46 pm

just eat it
chickenfish chickenfish you are not a pelican
chickenfish chickenfish your love is like a flea
chickenfish chickenfish your fins are so delicate
chickenfish chickenfish chicken of the sea

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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:36 pm

chickenfish did the big bad wolf eat your website?
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Post by BAS » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:36 pm

I lied on the poll-- does that count? :wink:
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Post by cowboyangel » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:37 pm

I think Rob has 3 testicles.........
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Post by Silver 2 » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:47 pm

OK, here's one,

A couple of days ago I was going to visit a friend. I stopped and bought 1 pack of batteries, 1 box of condoms, 1 jar of honey and two cans of Red Bull. In line behind me were two college age boys and they were greatly amused at my purchases. I turned to them and said "booty call" then I picked up the Red Bull and said "I'm 51 and she's a lot younger than me so I need all the energy I can get." The reaction was great.

Amused the hell out of me anyway.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:27 am

Well now, you're getting better. But you'll have to do a lot better than that to amuse me.

Bad Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles.........
Better Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles and they are named after the Marx Brothers. Harpo is the only quiet one.
Best Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles. Every Easter he paints them up in bright colors and stripes. He then hides in the bushes of public parks and waits for children to find them.
Now try a little harder dammit!
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Post by zzberlin » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:02 am

> I think Rob has 3 testicles. Every Easter he paints them up in bright colors and stripes. He then hides in the bushes of public parks and waits for children to find them.

Detachable Testicles?

Face it Rob, you're the most amusing thing around here.

Didn't they tell you? You're here to amuse US!!!!

bemusedly,
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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:15 am

i am rob's long lost illegitimate daughter.
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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:19 am

Simply Joel wrote:i am rob's long lost illegitimate daughter.
Due to that fucking Atkins diet, I never even knew I was pregnant! It musta sucked to get hair in your teeth from breast-feeding.
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Post by Simply Joel » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:21 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:i am rob's long lost illegitimate daughter.
Due to that fucking Atkins diet, I never even knew I was pregnant! It musta sucked to get hair in your teeth from breast-feeding.
two words: dental floss
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Post by samtzu » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:28 am

Mind if I use that one? I like it...
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mmmmmmm bacon

Post by chickenfish » Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:33 am

I ate the big bad wolf. He tastes nothing like chicken, more like bacon.
chickenfish chickenfish you are not a pelican
chickenfish chickenfish your love is like a flea
chickenfish chickenfish your fins are so delicate
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Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:00 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Well now, you're getting better. But you'll have to do a lot better than that to amuse me.

Bad Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles.........
Better Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles and they are named after the Marx Brothers. Harpo is the only quiet one.
Best Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles. Every Easter he paints them up in bright colors and stripes. He then hides in the bushes of public parks and waits for children to find them.
Now try a little harder dammit!

WARNING WARNING DANGER EPLAYA! I am only responsible for the first quote....illegal tags were used to put stuff in my mouth

is that a scrotum draped hat you're wearing Rob?
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what happens when you enter Rob's world too much

Post by cowboyangel » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:47 pm

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Post by Rob the Wop » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:15 pm

cowboyangel wrote: I am only responsible for the first quote....illegal tags were used to put stuff in my mouth

is that a scrotum draped hat you're wearing Rob?
Dunno. Maybe check your mouth? I hate it when illegal tags do that.
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Post by BAS » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:03 pm

I dunno about three testicles, but I have always wanted a third penis....

(Of course, that means that I would first have to grow a second one. [And that project has been delayed ever since my third eye came out in a very strange location :shock: :!: ])






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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:22 pm

Rob looks like you need a pair of penis plugs for your nose.....
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Post by DVD Burner » Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:25 pm

cowboy....that was funny. :lol:
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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:30 pm

thanx...it's about Snot and Dick and Rob



(god, I'm loosing my halo......all humanity!!)
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Post by Zephryus » Mon Jun 21, 2004 7:55 am

Let's see... Do I have the format right?

Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn.

Better Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only when he's wearing his lucky corset.

Best Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only if the goat's wearing the corset and Rob's wearing his lucky "My Little Pony" underoos.

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Post by Rob the Wop » Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:23 am

Zephryus wrote:Let's see... Do I have the format right?

Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn.

Better Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only when he's wearing his lucky corset.

Best Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only if the goat's wearing the corset and Rob's wearing his lucky "My Little Pony" underoos.
Much better.
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Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:06 am

I am unaware of ever having amused you.

I am comfortable with this.

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