What have done lately to amuse me?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:04 pm

Well yes, it is all about me dammit. The Eplaya has gotten boring lately, so I want to find out what you've done to make my life more interesting.

Lilly Flower · Post by **Lilly Flower** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:39 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:The Eplaya has gotten boring lately.

Maybe because everyone is prepairing for Technopatra's birthday tomorrow.

Yep it's tomorrow.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 2:58 pm

Please refer to all my postings under "FUCK"

of course, you may not have been amused but i was.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 3:36 pm

It's a sad poll when my one vote (Smiley user) adds up to 25%

How's that?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:29 pm

fuck you

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:34 pm

cowboyangel wrote:fuck you

Thank you, you're absolutely right- I did forget 'Cleverly insulted me.' on the poll. How could I have missed that one?

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:35 pm

cowboyangel wrote:fuck you

Oh and you forgot to fill out the poll.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Jun 16, 2004 6:35 pm

sorry...now where's my category?

chickenfish · Post by **chickenfish** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 5:46 pm

just eat it

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 6:36 pm

chickenfish did the big bad wolf eat your website?

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:36 pm

I lied on the poll-- does that count?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:37 pm

I think Rob has 3 testicles.........

Silver 2 · Post by **Silver 2** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 7:47 pm

OK, here's one,

A couple of days ago I was going to visit a friend. I stopped and bought 1 pack of batteries, 1 box of condoms, 1 jar of honey and two cans of Red Bull. In line behind me were two college age boys and they were greatly amused at my purchases. I turned to them and said "booty call" then I picked up the Red Bull and said "I'm 51 and she's a lot younger than me so I need all the energy I can get." The reaction was great.

Amused the hell out of me anyway.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:27 am

Well now, you're getting better. But you'll have to do a lot better than that to amuse me.

Bad Example

cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles.........

Better Example

cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles and they are named after the Marx Brothers. Harpo is the only quiet one.

Best Example

cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles. Every Easter he paints them up in bright colors and stripes. He then hides in the bushes of public parks and waits for children to find them.

Now try a little harder dammit!

zzberlin · Post by **zzberlin** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:02 am

> I think Rob has 3 testicles. Every Easter he paints them up in bright colors and stripes. He then hides in the bushes of public parks and waits for children to find them.

Detachable Testicles?

Face it Rob, you're the most amusing thing around here.

Didn't they tell you? You're here to amuse US!!!!

bemusedly,
zen berlin

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:15 am

i am rob's long lost illegitimate daughter.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:19 am

Simply Joel wrote:i am rob's long lost illegitimate daughter.

Due to that fucking Atkins diet, I never even knew I was pregnant! It musta sucked to get hair in your teeth from breast-feeding.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:21 am

Rob the Wop wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:i am rob's long lost illegitimate daughter.
Due to that fucking Atkins diet, I never even knew I was pregnant! It musta sucked to get hair in your teeth from breast-feeding.

two words: dental floss

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:28 am

Mind if I use that one? I like it...

chickenfish · Post by **chickenfish** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 11:33 am

I ate the big bad wolf. He tastes nothing like chicken, more like bacon.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:00 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:Well now, you're getting better. But you'll have to do a lot better than that to amuse me.

Bad Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles.........
Better Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles and they are named after the Marx Brothers. Harpo is the only quiet one.
Best Example
cowboyangel wrote:I think Rob has 3 testicles. Every Easter he paints them up in bright colors and stripes. He then hides in the bushes of public parks and waits for children to find them.
Now try a little harder dammit!

WARNING WARNING DANGER EPLAYA! I am only responsible for the first quote....illegal tags were used to put stuff in my mouth

is that a scrotum draped hat you're wearing Rob?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 6:47 pm

http://poetry.rotten.com/lisboa/

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 8:15 pm

cowboyangel wrote: I am only responsible for the first quote....illegal tags were used to put stuff in my mouth

is that a scrotum draped hat you're wearing Rob?

Dunno. Maybe check your mouth? I hate it when illegal tags do that.

BAS · Post by **BAS** » Sat Jun 19, 2004 9:03 pm

I dunno about three testicles, but I have always wanted a third penis....

(Of course, that means that I would first have to grow a second one. [And that project has been delayed ever since my third eye came out in a very strange location

])

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:22 pm

Rob looks like you need a pair of penis plugs for your nose.....

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 9:25 pm

cowboy....that was funny.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Jun 20, 2004 10:30 pm

thanx...it's about Snot and Dick and Rob

(god, I'm loosing my halo......all humanity!!)

Zephryus · Post by **Zephryus** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 7:55 am

Let's see... Do I have the format right?

Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn.

Better Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only when he's wearing his lucky corset.

Best Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only if the goat's wearing the corset and Rob's wearing his lucky "My Little Pony" underoos.

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:23 am

Zephryus wrote:Let's see... Do I have the format right?

Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn.

Better Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only when he's wearing his lucky corset.

Best Example:
Rob whacks off to goat porn, but only if the goat's wearing the corset and Rob's wearing his lucky "My Little Pony" underoos.

Much better.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 9:06 am

I am unaware of ever having amused you.

I am comfortable with this.

What have done lately to amuse me?

What have I done lately in order to amuse Rob:

What have done lately to amuse me?

Re: What have done lately to amuse me?

eat it

mmmmmmm bacon

what happens when you enter Rob's world too much