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Post by buckethead alien » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:58 am

<i>Harry Larvey takes

Another jolly bong rip

Your ticket money!</i>

- Dr. Cliff


I still laugh out loud when I remember this haiku from Piss Clear in 2000.

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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:49 pm

drops of sweat
hit the playa floor
Larry's had another thought
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981

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Post by Simply Joel » Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:27 pm

bright emerald fields
hot humid agriculture
midwest summertime

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Post by cowboyangel » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:59 pm

a soldered joint
spins to glow
dancing
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Post by buckethead alien » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:54 am

<i>The dog woke me up
To take a piss in the yard
What’s on eplaya?

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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:16 am

a blanket of fog rests
on top of the nearby mountain
obscuring the road to work
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981

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Post by buckethead alien » Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:35 am

<i>Fairy-winged newbie
Your face shiny with glitter
step into my tent

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Post by cowboyangel » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:46 pm

must post before
the next wave of amnesia
sweeps over the playa
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Post by Rian Jackson » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:50 pm

the haiku returns
shades of last fall's foliage
these wars created
surlier than thou

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Post by Ranger Genius » Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:26 pm

The Mongoose of Life
Is not captured very well
by Bad Metaphors
“We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.”

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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:36 am

falling fog forgotten
on eyelids heavy with thoughts
going inward sleeping
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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:14 am

pre-dawn morning light
life sounds outside my window
must go back to sleep
Democrats... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, daily!


slap my salmon, baby

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Post by buckethead alien » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:15 am

<i>Stomach making noise
Must I soon expell contents?
Half-priced sushi night

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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:32 am

hot dust driven winds
barren rock and dry playa
the man will burn soon
Democrats... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, daily!


slap my salmon, baby

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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:12 am

sideways wind
carrying sea and leaves and sand
alex is having fun
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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:11 am

Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.
surlier than thou

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Post by buckethead alien » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:31 am

<i>Bill Clinton lands in
Reno to meet his driver.
Gonna see some tits!

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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:35 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.

western sky rider
bent every rule he knew
zig zaggy lifestyle

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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:43 am

Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.

western sky rider
bent every rule he knew
zig zaggy lifestyle
thank you man
said the rule breaker
high level language rules
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Post by buckethead alien » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:05 am

<i>Fucking tweekers ate
My last chocolate Cliff Bar
Now they will pay dearly

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Post by Rob the Wop » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:16 am

Watch things of beauty
Until drunken frat boys shout
"Show us your tits, bitch!"
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]

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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:18 am

cowboyangel wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.

western sky rider
bent every rule he knew
zig zaggy lifestyle
thank you man
said the rule breaker
high level language rules
incorrect usage
sets a new lower standard
it is not welcome

:twisted:

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Post by buckethead alien » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:22 am

<i>What’s that on Joel’s chin?
I think it’s facial hair but no,
I cannot be sure

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Post by Simply Joel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:35 am

red on the chin tip
normally salt and pepper
under this man's lip

8)
Democrats... snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, daily!


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Post by Rian Jackson » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:48 am

buckethead alien wrote:<i>Fucking tweekers ate
My last chocolate Cliff Bar
Now they will pay dearly
twas also the curs'd,
the tweakers of the northwest
brought a fall from grace

thievery and lies
deception at the nightfall
house comes tumbling down
surlier than thou

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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:21 pm

prostrated on leaves
the butterfly quickly begs for
another chance at rebirth
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believe is false."- William Casey, CIA Director 1981

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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:23 pm

cowboyangel wrote:prostrated on leaves
the butterfly quickly begs for
one chance at rebirth
ok ok ok ok
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Post by cowboyangel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:29 pm

salt and peppered his
chin revealed a wealth of time
spent caring for kids
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for the love of the almighty supreme being, can't you count?

Post by Simply Joel » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:51 pm

no five seven five
an education failure
when one cannot count

:?:

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Post by buckethead alien » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:54 pm

<i>Tell the truth damnit
Everyone at Burning Man
Is looking for sex

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