Haiku

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 11:58 am

Harry Larvey takes

Another jolly bong rip

Your ticket money!

- Dr. Cliff

I still laugh out loud when I remember this haiku from Piss Clear in 2000.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 12:49 pm

drops of sweat
hit the playa floor
Larry's had another thought

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 6:27 pm

bright emerald fields
hot humid agriculture
midwest summertime

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 9:59 pm

a soldered joint
spins to glow
dancing

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 1:54 am

The dog woke me up
To take a piss in the yard
What’s on eplaya?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:16 am

a blanket of fog rests
on top of the nearby mountain
obscuring the road to work

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 8:35 am

Fairy-winged newbie
Your face shiny with glitter
step into my tent

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:46 pm

must post before
the next wave of amnesia
sweeps over the playa

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 4:50 pm

the haiku returns
shades of last fall's foliage
these wars created

Ranger Genius · Post by **Ranger Genius** » Mon Aug 02, 2004 11:26 pm

The Mongoose of Life
Is not captured very well
by Bad Metaphors

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:36 am

falling fog forgotten
on eyelids heavy with thoughts
going inward sleeping

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 3:14 am

pre-dawn morning light
life sounds outside my window
must go back to sleep

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:15 am

Stomach making noise
Must I soon expell contents?
Half-priced sushi night

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:32 am

hot dust driven winds
barren rock and dry playa
the man will burn soon

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 8:12 am

sideways wind
carrying sea and leaves and sand
alex is having fun

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:11 am

Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:31 am

Bill Clinton lands in
Reno to meet his driver.
Gonna see some tits!

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 9:35 am

Rian Jackson wrote:Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.

western sky rider
bent every rule he knew
zig zaggy lifestyle

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 10:43 am

Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.

western sky rider
bent every rule he knew
zig zaggy lifestyle

thank you man
said the rule breaker
high level language rules

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:05 am

Fucking tweekers ate
My last chocolate Cliff Bar
Now they will pay dearly

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:16 am

Watch things of beauty
Until drunken frat boys shout
"Show us your tits, bitch!"

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:18 am

cowboyangel wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:
Rian Jackson wrote:Bwaaaaaap.

6 syllables in the last line, Cowboy.

western sky rider
bent every rule he knew
zig zaggy lifestyle
thank you man
said the rule breaker
high level language rules

incorrect usage
sets a new lower standard
it is not welcome

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:22 am

What’s that on Joel’s chin?
I think it’s facial hair but no,
I cannot be sure

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:35 am

red on the chin tip
normally salt and pepper
under this man's lip

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 11:48 am

buckethead alien wrote:Fucking tweekers ate
My last chocolate Cliff Bar
Now they will pay dearly

twas also the curs'd,
the tweakers of the northwest
brought a fall from grace

thievery and lies
deception at the nightfall
house comes tumbling down

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:21 pm

prostrated on leaves
the butterfly quickly begs for
another chance at rebirth

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:23 pm

cowboyangel wrote:prostrated on leaves
the butterfly quickly begs for
one chance at rebirth

ok ok ok ok

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:29 pm

salt and peppered his
chin revealed a wealth of time
spent caring for kids

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:51 pm

no five seven five
an education failure
when one cannot count

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:54 pm

Tell the truth damnit
Everyone at Burning Man
Is looking for sex

Haiku

Haiku

for the love of the almighty supreme being, can't you count?