Audition to be Rude on eplaya

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Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby theCryptofishist » Thu May 16, 2013 7:38 pm

Snarkers needed! Do you have what it takes?

All entries will be judged by a blue ribbon panel, possibly consisting of AntiM, International Incident, lemur, Simon of the Playa, and myself, theCryptofishist.

Or maybe they'll be judged by Bbadger, Doc Pyro, Ellorum, Eric, Knowmad, My Dear Friend, and Triken--we're not telling.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby unjonharley » Thu May 16, 2013 7:51 pm

What the hell do you think your doing.. Coming on here wasting peoples time..

I'll be the judge of who is rude around here.. I'm not waiting for page two ether..

Where's that lady that yells "kill the one in the wheel chair" when you need her :?: :twisted:

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Captain Goddammit » Thu May 16, 2013 8:21 pm

Goddammit unjon if I didn't need someone else to be the ugliest one here I'd have you run outta town ya' mangy dog.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby MikeGyver » Thu May 16, 2013 8:45 pm

Screw your auditions. :twisted:
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Savannah » Thu May 16, 2013 9:08 pm

:lol:
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby lemur » Thu May 16, 2013 9:21 pm

In The Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader is revealed to be Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker's father[3]

In The Sixth Sense, the character played by Bruce Willis (a child psychologist) is actually deceased for the entire movie, though he doesn't realize it[3]

In The Crying Game, the main character becomes romantically involved with someone before discovering they are a pre-operative transsexual woman[3][4]

In Planet of the Apes, it is revealed that the main character, thinking himself on another planet, was actually on Earth the whole time[3]

In Soylent Green, food shortages force most of the population to eat mass-produced rations which a police investigator discovers are made from human remains[3]

In The Wicker Man the viewer and main character are led to believe that a girl called Rowan was the intended sacrifice but it was all a ploy to lure Sergeant Howie to the island as a sacrifice

In Citizen Kane, the mysterious 'Rosebud' sought throughout the film turns out to be his sled.
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby maryanimal » Thu May 16, 2013 9:29 pm

The fucking butler did it...
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby ygmir » Thu May 16, 2013 9:54 pm

maryanimal wrote:The fucking butler did it...


how would you know there was a fornicating servant?
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Ugly Dougly » Thu May 16, 2013 10:58 pm

This thread is too FUCKING original for me to comment on it. :roll:

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Sham » Thu May 16, 2013 11:32 pm

Fishy, I'm not good enough to judge rudeness here? I wrote the fucking book on rudeness so you can kiss my shiny butt!

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby BBadger » Fri May 17, 2013 1:49 am

Snark must be inspired! A thread dedicated to it is like a slam dunk contest versus a slam dunk over some foreign asshole during a game in the spirit of international domination competition.[1] It's just so much more "real" dunking on that asshole "in the moment" than in a competition.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby hippyDdoc » Fri May 17, 2013 3:56 am

Watch this, just post here and the rudeness starts, why wait till the playa...

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby AntiM » Fri May 17, 2013 4:48 am

Fuck off fuckos. I'm off to fucking Hawaii.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby 171/348 » Fri May 17, 2013 5:49 am

You're all just a bunch of old farts.
Except for those of you who aren't, punks.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby lucky420 » Fri May 17, 2013 7:06 am

Get the fuck out of my way bitch!
Oh my god, it's HUGE!

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby FIGJAM » Fri May 17, 2013 7:30 am

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!

YOU DID IT WRONG BEFORE, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG NOW, AND YOU'LL KEEP DOING IT WRONG TILL YOU DIE, WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE SOON BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby mudpuppy000 » Fri May 17, 2013 7:42 am

*sits down naked on your chair without a towel*

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Dr. Pyro » Fri May 17, 2013 7:53 am

Shut the fuck up, dogface.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Simon of the Playa » Fri May 17, 2013 9:09 am

You Want RUDE?
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri May 17, 2013 4:02 pm

You call that rude?
I'm not offended!
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby FIGJAM » Fri May 17, 2013 5:57 pm

Let me get that door for you. :twisted:
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby unjonharley » Fri May 17, 2013 6:05 pm

I'll just move you over to the light so ya can see better to read

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby theCryptofishist » Fri May 17, 2013 7:10 pm

unjonharley wrote:I'll just move you over to the light so ya can see better to read

(ineffectually swipes at unjon...)
[mutter]dammit! he's got me![/mutter]
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby TomServo » Sat May 18, 2013 5:45 am

Are you gullible?!

Find out, for only $1!
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby tatonka » Sat May 18, 2013 8:17 am

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Oldguy » Sat May 18, 2013 10:19 am

#semperdry This is an umbrella. There are many like it. But this umbrella is mine. :twisted:
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby maryanimal » Sat May 18, 2013 11:58 am

ygmir wrote:
maryanimal wrote:The fucking butler did it...


how would you know there was a fornicating servant?


Well, one day I walked in to the library on the third floor...
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby Isotopia » Sat May 18, 2013 9:31 pm

You want rude?

Why don't one (or more) of you little amateur bitches come tap, tap, tapping on my door.

For all you little new, eplaya neophytes that think they have game.

Bring it on.

Seriously. Come to mama - you little shits.

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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby ygmir » Sat May 18, 2013 9:35 pm

*makes popcorn*
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Re: Audition to be Rude on eplaya

Postby maryanimal » Sun May 19, 2013 12:56 am

Isotopia wrote:You want rude?

Why don't one (or more) of you little amateur bitches come tap, tap, tapping on my door.

For all you little new, eplaya neophytes that think they have game.

Bring it on.

Seriously. Come to mama - you little shits.


Hi Iso! Very nice to see you again! I sure wouldn't want to come up against you! :D
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