Audition to be Rude on eplaya

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu May 16, 2013 7:38 pm

Snarkers needed! Do you have what it takes?

All entries will be judged by a blue ribbon panel, possibly consisting of AntiM, International Incident, lemur, Simon of the Playa, and myself, theCryptofishist.

Or maybe they'll be judged by Bbadger, Doc Pyro, Ellorum, Eric, Knowmad, My Dear Friend, and Triken--we're not telling.

Nude photos in very sharp focus are strongly encouraged. They don't have to be you.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Thu May 16, 2013 7:51 pm

What the hell do you think your doing.. Coming on here wasting peoples time..

I'll be the judge of who is rude around here.. I'm not waiting for page two ether..

Where's that lady that yells "kill the one in the wheel chair" when you need her

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu May 16, 2013 8:21 pm

Goddammit unjon if I didn't need someone else to be the ugliest one here I'd have you run outta town ya' mangy dog.

MikeGyver · Post by **MikeGyver** » Thu May 16, 2013 8:45 pm

Screw your auditions.

Post by **Savannah** » Thu May 16, 2013 9:08 pm

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Thu May 16, 2013 9:21 pm

In The Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader is revealed to be Anakin Skywalker, Luke Skywalker's father[3]

In The Sixth Sense, the character played by Bruce Willis (a child psychologist) is actually deceased for the entire movie, though he doesn't realize it[3]

In The Crying Game, the main character becomes romantically involved with someone before discovering they are a pre-operative transsexual woman[3][4]

In Planet of the Apes, it is revealed that the main character, thinking himself on another planet, was actually on Earth the whole time[3]

In Soylent Green, food shortages force most of the population to eat mass-produced rations which a police investigator discovers are made from human remains[3]

In The Wicker Man the viewer and main character are led to believe that a girl called Rowan was the intended sacrifice but it was all a ploy to lure Sergeant Howie to the island as a sacrifice

In Citizen Kane, the mysterious 'Rosebud' sought throughout the film turns out to be his sled.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Thu May 16, 2013 9:29 pm

The fucking butler did it...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu May 16, 2013 9:54 pm

maryanimal wrote:The fucking butler did it...

how would you know there was a fornicating servant?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu May 16, 2013 10:58 pm

This thread is too FUCKING original for me to comment on it.

Post by **Sham** » Thu May 16, 2013 11:32 pm

Fishy, I'm not good enough to judge rudeness here? I wrote the fucking book on rudeness so you can kiss my shiny butt!

BBadger · Post by **BBadger** » Fri May 17, 2013 1:49 am

Snark must be inspired! A thread dedicated to it is like a slam dunk contest versus a slam dunk over some foreign asshole during a game in the spirit of international domination competition.[1] It's just so much more "real" dunking on that asshole "in the moment" than in a competition.

[1]

"Mes couilles sur ton nez" Asshole! Vince Carter dunking over 7'2" French center Frédéric Weis at the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

hippyDdoc · Post by **hippyDdoc** » Fri May 17, 2013 3:56 am

Watch this, just post here and the rudeness starts, why wait till the playa...

Post by **AntiM** » Fri May 17, 2013 4:48 am

Fuck off fuckos. I'm off to fucking Hawaii.

171/348 · Post by **171/348** » Fri May 17, 2013 5:49 am

You're all just a bunch of old farts.
Except for those of you who aren't, punks.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Fri May 17, 2013 7:06 am

Get the fuck out of my way bitch!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri May 17, 2013 7:30 am

YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!

YOU DID IT WRONG BEFORE, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG NOW, AND YOU'LL KEEP DOING IT WRONG TILL YOU DIE, WHICH WILL PROBABLY BE SOON BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

mudpuppy000 · Post by **mudpuppy000** » Fri May 17, 2013 7:42 am

*sits down naked on your chair without a towel*

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri May 17, 2013 7:53 am

Shut the fuck up, dogface.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri May 17, 2013 9:09 am

You Want RUDE?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 17, 2013 4:02 pm

You call that rude?
I'm not offended!

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri May 17, 2013 5:57 pm

Let me get that door for you.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Fri May 17, 2013 6:05 pm

I'll just move you over to the light so ya can see better to read

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri May 17, 2013 7:10 pm

unjonharley wrote:I'll just move you over to the light so ya can see better to read

(ineffectually swipes at unjon...)
[mutter]dammit! he's got me![/mutter]

TomServo · Post by **TomServo** » Sat May 18, 2013 5:45 am

Are you gullible?!

Find out, for only $1!

tatonka · Post by **tatonka** » Sat May 18, 2013 8:17 am

Not falling for that Stinky mcstink face

Oldguy · Post by **Oldguy** » Sat May 18, 2013 10:19 am

#semperdry This is an umbrella. There are many like it. But this umbrella is mine.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sat May 18, 2013 11:58 am

ygmir wrote:
maryanimal wrote:The fucking butler did it...
how would you know there was a fornicating servant?

Well, one day I walked in to the library on the third floor...

Isotopia · Post by **Isotopia** » Sat May 18, 2013 9:31 pm

You want rude?

Why don't one (or more) of you little amateur bitches come tap, tap, tapping on my door.

For all you little new, eplaya neophytes that think they have game.

Bring it on.

Seriously. Come to mama - you little shits.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat May 18, 2013 9:35 pm

*makes popcorn*

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun May 19, 2013 12:56 am

Isotopia wrote:You want rude?

Why don't one (or more) of you little amateur bitches come tap, tap, tapping on my door.

For all you little new, eplaya neophytes that think they have game.

Bring it on.

Seriously. Come to mama - you little shits.

Hi Iso! Very nice to see you again! I sure wouldn't want to come up against you!

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