Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

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Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by Elliot » Sun Feb 02, 2014 9:52 am

Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

This thread is launched at the same time as the Burning In The Buff thread. The purpose here is to provide an outlet for those who must make dirty jokes, or otherwise struggle to discuss the human body in a mature and sensible manner.

The real – sincere and mature -- nudity discussion is here: viewtopic.php?f=65&t=68283

Now, go right ahead and get the “locker-room humor” out of your system. :mrgreen:
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by FlyingMonkey » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:23 am

Will you be starting another thread "Bicycle repair in the Buff" :D

To be honest I thought there would be more nudity at Burning Man than I witnessed. That's neither good nor bad, just an observation.
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by Elliot » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:39 am

FlyingMonkey wrote:Will you be starting another thread "Bicycle repair in the Buff" :D
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It's mentioned in my Camp Thread.

Now... where are the dirty jokes? :twisted:
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by lucky420 » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:44 am

[quote="FlyingMonkey"]Will you be starting another thread "Bicycle repair in the Buff" :D

To be honest I thought there would be more nudity at Burning Man than I witnessed. That's neither good nor bad, just an observation.[/quote]


You might enjoy the naked pub crawl...
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by Elliot » Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:53 am

The Naked Pub Crawl is mostly men (from my 2010 experience), which makes no sense to me. Also, it is so large, that the wait can be rather long to be served at each stop.

(I might suggest making it a treasure hunt, or some such, so participants would arrive at the various bars in random order -- not all at once at each bar.)
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by VultureChow » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:21 am

Come by Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro. For the past few years it has been the first stop on the pub crawl. No need to wait in line. We have experienced sommeliers braving the sea of sunscreen and flesh to bring the bar to you.

Wisecracks???

Why Elliot, you silver-beared fox, I'm sure you have a very wise crack.

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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:34 am

*maintains silence*
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by Captain Goddammit » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:40 am

My observation is that nudity in general has decreased dramatically since the "old days".
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by Elliot » Sun Feb 02, 2014 11:44 am

VultureChow wrote:Come by Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro. For the past few years it has been the first stop on the pub crawl. No need to wait in line. We have experienced sommeliers braving the sea of sunscreen and flesh to bring the bar to you.

Wisecracks???

Why Elliot, you silver-beared fox, I'm sure you have a very wise crack.

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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by Simon of the Playa » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:00 pm

as a never nude, i can honestly say "we will bury you..."

now put your shoes back on. and the rest of your clothes, too.
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by MyDearFriend » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:10 pm

Your crack is pretty buff, too, Elliot, and I thank you for beautifying the scenery in BRC. 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by Elliot » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:12 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:Your crack is pretty buff, too, Elliot, and I thank you for beautifying the scenery in BRC. 8) 8) 8)
And you heard it from an expert. :mrgreen:
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by trilobyte » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:13 pm

Captain Goddammit wrote:My observation is that nudity in general has decreased dramatically since the "old days".
I completely agree. I suspect it has to do with there being lots more cameras and imagehosting sites on the internet. People are probably more wary of having their picture taken without their consent and turning up on the web somewhere.

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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by 9ah » Sun Feb 02, 2014 12:29 pm

I second that notion.
trilobyte wrote:
Captain Goddammit wrote:My observation is that nudity in general has decreased dramatically since the "old days".
I completely agree. I suspect it has to do with there being lots more cameras and imagehosting sites on the internet. People are probably more wary of having their picture taken without their consent and turning up on the web somewhere.
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by tatonka » Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:52 am

if you are shy ( like me ) you could start out with these until your comfortable

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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by ranger magnum » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:51 pm

Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?











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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Feb 03, 2014 8:52 pm

Um, isn't that joke classically with three? Or are you just being manly by increasing the number?
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by ranger magnum » Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:36 pm

No, I think its always been 5, as gloves typically have 5 fingers. Unless its a mitten.
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Re: Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:48 pm

Ah, but the legs count as 4 and 5.
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