Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

[Elliot]

Wisecracks In The Buff 2014

This thread is launched at the same time as the Burning In The Buff thread. The purpose here is to provide an outlet for those who must make dirty jokes, or otherwise struggle to discuss the human body in a mature and sensible manner.

The real – sincere and mature -- nudity discussion is here: viewtopic.php?f=65&t=68283

Now, go right ahead and get the “locker-room humor” out of your system.

[FlyingMonkey]

Will you be starting another thread "Bicycle repair in the Buff"

To be honest I thought there would be more nudity at Burning Man than I witnessed. That's neither good nor bad, just an observation.

[Elliot]

Will you be starting another thread "Bicycle repair in the Buff"
...

It's mentioned in my Camp Thread.

Now... where are the dirty jokes?

[lucky420]

[quote="FlyingMonkey"]Will you be starting another thread "Bicycle repair in the Buff" :D

To be honest I thought there would be more nudity at Burning Man than I witnessed. That's neither good nor bad, just an observation.[/quote]


You might enjoy the naked pub crawl...

[Elliot]

The Naked Pub Crawl is mostly men (from my 2010 experience), which makes no sense to me. Also, it is so large, that the wait can be rather long to be served at each stop.

(I might suggest making it a treasure hunt, or some such, so participants would arrive at the various bars in random order -- not all at once at each bar.)

[VultureChow]

Come by Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro. For the past few years it has been the first stop on the pub crawl. No need to wait in line. We have experienced sommeliers braving the sea of sunscreen and flesh to bring the bar to you.

Wisecracks???

Why Elliot, you silver-beared fox, I'm sure you have a very wise crack.

/I'm not very good at this.

[theCryptofishist]

*maintains silence*

[Captain Goddammit]

My observation is that nudity in general has decreased dramatically since the "old days".

[Elliot]

Come by Barbie Death Camp and Wine Bistro. For the past few years it has been the first stop on the pub crawl. No need to wait in line. We have experienced sommeliers braving the sea of sunscreen and flesh to bring the bar to you.

Wisecracks???

Why Elliot, you silver-beared fox, I'm sure you have a very wise crack.

/I'm not very good at this.

VC, you are holding your own just fine.
I think it was in 2010 I rode the Pub Crawl, and I think the first stop was Duck Pond. I never did get a drink, but I became a regular on the slide.

Captain, yes, even since 2006. It's the tourists.

[Simon of the Playa]

as a never nude, i can honestly say "we will bury you..."

now put your shoes back on. and the rest of your clothes, too.

[MyDearFriend]

Your crack is pretty buff, too, Elliot, and I thank you for beautifying the scenery in BRC.

[Elliot]

Your crack is pretty buff, too, Elliot, and I thank you for beautifying the scenery in BRC.

And you heard it from an expert.

[trilobyte]

My observation is that nudity in general has decreased dramatically since the "old days".

I completely agree. I suspect it has to do with there being lots more cameras and imagehosting sites on the internet. People are probably more wary of having their picture taken without their consent and turning up on the web somewhere.

[9ah]

I second that notion.

My observation is that nudity in general has decreased dramatically since the "old days".

I completely agree. I suspect it has to do with there being lots more cameras and imagehosting sites on the internet. People are probably more wary of having their picture taken without their consent and turning up on the web somewhere.

[tatonka]

if you are shy ( like me ) you could start out with these until your comfortable

[ranger magnum]

Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?











His pants fit him like a glove!

[theCryptofishist]

Um, isn't that joke classically with three? Or are you just being manly by increasing the number?

[ranger magnum]

No, I think its always been 5, as gloves typically have 5 fingers. Unless its a mitten.

[theCryptofishist]

Ah, but the legs count as 4 and 5.