Are plug and plays brainwashing the new burners?

[TomServo]

Oh my, aren't you the one to be talking about morals.

Yes I am! Stop listening to Big Foot.

[TomServo]

Fucking Drama Queens!

[ygmir]

[media]

[Eric]

Alright kids, this is taking a turn towards name-calling. Argue differences all you want, as long as you want, but keep the personal sniping down.


You are now free to return to your regularly scheduled flogging of the dead horse.

[TomServo]

Alright kids, this is taking a turn towards name-calling. Argue differences all you want, as long as you want, but keep the personal sniping down.


You are now free to return to your regularly scheduled flogging of the dead horse.

Left that at the door last year.

[TomServo]

You are now free to return to your regularly scheduled flogging of the dead horse.

Where the fuck is that thread? probably page two..

[BBadger]

Glad you enjoy the desert in your fucking BUNKER! I'm making the Call NOW! My morals are better than YOURS!

Well, I prefer to call the Monkey Hut over my tent a "hangar". I also highly doubt you're doing anything out at the burn that really qualifies as "survival" in the least -- just car camping really.

And equating work with morality? How... Puritan. Interesting choice of venue in which to showcase it too.

[TomServo]

Well, I prefer to call the Monkey Hut over my tent a "hangar".

Paint it silver, and we'll call it a Twinkie. if you don't get that, then I'm obviously the winner. I'm sick and tired of this fucking thread, but will keep coming back as long as people like you do.

[TomServo]

Oh yeah! FIGJAM! Still want to take that bet?

[tattoogoddess]

I'm waiting in bed for Tom to go to bed. Tell him to go to sleep and you Guys will continue this in the morning.
Tom.... No more natty ice for you tonight, come to bed. The pillow misses you along with the dog.


Ps this is NOT what I wanted this thread to turn into this why I have not commented. It has turned into a shit stain, that now keeps Jeff laying awake at night trying to figure out what to say next.

Sigh.

Off to sleep.

[FIGJAM]

No bet.

The line just seemed ironic.

Boy Scout Motto: Be Prepared.

That leaves a lot of leeway in how people burn.

[Simon of the Playa]

The pillow misses you along with the dog.

did anyone else notice this or is it just me....

[H.G.Crosby]

now now now.....

everybody just step back....

[media]

[ygmir]

[media]

[PhoenixFemmeFatale]

now now now.....

everybody just step back....

[media]

Needs MORE COWBELL!!!!

[FIGJAM]

It's been fun, but I think I'll go build something.

[CornMan]

It is much more fun to talk about plug and plays once you have embraced the lifestyle. There are a lot of exciting possibilities. My plug and play service called Plug and Ply will pick up your luggage right at your doorstep, and the maids will have your clothing freshly pressed and put away in your motor home safe and ready days in advance. We provide limousine service from your home to your nearest executive airport and then air conditioned mutant vehicle service from the BRC airport to your luxuriously appointed motor home. Whether you wish to stay on the playa one night or the entire week long, we have a package that's right for you. Let our professionally screened nannies pamper your children. In addition to our luxury village, we offer a separate camp and fly-in service for your college age kids at a separate village with quantity discounts for groups of 6 or more. Check out our Friday to Saturday one night Fraternity Package that will have your student back home with time to study for class on Tuesday. Plug and Ply will make Burning Man a completely stress free vacation you'll remember for a lifetime.

[gyre]

"Those who really know, don't care. "


-- Kim Fowley

[CornMan]

For 2014, Plug and Ply is proud to announce Economy Village. For a very reasonable flat fee of $2,500, we'll pick you up at the San Francisco International Airport, load your luggage into our air conditioned bus, and spend the night at a hotel in Reno. After the optional shopping tours of Walmart merchandise store and Meadowood Mall, we'll stop for lunch at In-N-Out hamburger restaurant before the final leg of the journey to Black Rock City. With our vendor pass, our bus will breeze past the traffic leading to the event entry gate. Using just your passport or driver's license, you'll be issued a ticket to the event at the Burning Man will call center. Our Economy Village is strategically located in a central location within the festival grounds. You'll be steps away from the major attractions. For an additional fee, a professionally appointed guide will be available for group tours to safely escort you through the city streets if you wish to get up close and personal with the native Black Rock City population. After the travel trailers have been unloaded of luggage and placed back on the bus, we'll use the vendor pass exit for a quick trip back to San Francisco airport as if nothing has happened the entire weekend you spent at the amazing Burning Man festival. It is sure to be a memory to last a lifetime.

[TomServo]

I sleep just fine TG. This topic is a fucking virus. I warned you! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

Where's the god damned dead horse thread?!

[lucky420]

[quote="TomServo"]I sleep just fine TG. This topic is a fucking virus. I warned you! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO ME!

Where's the god damned dead horse thread?![/quote

TG, stop pointing the gun at Toms head ...

[Elderberry]

Oh yeah? Well my plug-n-ply camp has all of that PLUS we cover your entire camp area in a fully climate controlled bio-dome.

[Eric]

Where's the god damned dead horse thread?!

[mod hat off]

Wasn't someone saying something about lazy a page or two (or six) ago?

[mod hat on]

[AntiM]

We have hats?

[theCryptofishist]

(Sshhhhh, Eric, ix-nay on the ats-hey. We don't want AntiM to feel left out...)

[maryanimal]

Roses are red

Violets are blue;

where you lay your head,

Is only up to you,

so get all your gear

in whatever you've got

keep water near,

you know it is hot,

and judge not of others

Whatever they do.

Judge not your brothers, It's not your place, or your business, everyone can and should Burn as they choose, at whatever makes them happy, doing how they want because it's a douche that says "you're doing it wrong" then then has some of their own idiosyncrasies that no one likes or understands. How dare anyone tell another "how to do it right"?


so fuck you.

Yggy, You're a poet and don't know it!

Well said.

[gaminwench]

oh, he knows it.

[tiredofbeingnice]

what a dickish attitude presented by OP. If you don't want people to apply for your camp then don't fucking advertise it. If someone has the wrong idea when they do apply, let them know.

Its called helping each other out and just being a decent son of a bitch.

The snooty burner: "We are doing a theme camp and we have placement and everyone should be part of our camp and pay to join us but no you do not simply get to pay and play. You better bring everything you need and pay me so you can camp near me. But I'm not your friend and I don't want to hang out or enjoy burning man with you. I will talk behind your back to everyone else in camp and act like you are in my personal space. Then on the last day you better help tear down, you helped pay for it after all. No we aren't going to help with your tear down, WE are the group, YOU are the individual. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU for joinging us. FUCK YOUUUUUU for wanting to be part of anything that you aren't already fully embedded in. Next time just donate your money to our camp and stay home because we really just want more money for our own big laser truck (DID YOU SEE OUR LASER TRUCK) and the playa is too crowded anyway."

see what you do to me. make me into an animal. it just aint right.

[BBadger]

In our PnP camp we transport our "Diamond Elite New World Order" patrons to the playa via scramjets (for our international travelers) and vacuum tubes. Of course they don't even know we do that as we cryogenically freeze those patrons for the remaining 362 days of the year (they only bother to stay for the last few days of the burn) so that they can burn endlessly. Some of them don't even remember that defaultia exists anymore!

Our PnP camp is so elite that you'd have a better chance of landing a place at Bohemian Grove than our PnP camp. Hell, even Michael Jackson was relegated to renting Disneyland for a day as all the spots were taken. Our cash cow generates more revenue per year than the entire Burning Man event has in its entire existence.

[CornMan]

what a dickish attitude presented by OP. If you don't want people to apply for your camp then don't fucking advertise it. If someone has the wrong idea when they do apply, let them know.

Its called helping each other out and just being a decent son of a bitch.

The snooty burner: "We are doing a theme camp and we have placement and everyone should be part of our camp and pay to join us but no you do not simply get to pay and play. You better bring everything you need and pay me so you can camp near me. But I'm not your friend and I don't want to hang out or enjoy burning man with you. I will talk behind your back to everyone else in camp and act like you are in my personal space. Then on the last day you better help tear down, you helped pay for it after all. No we aren't going to help with your tear down, WE are the group, YOU are the individual. FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU for joinging us. FUCK YOUUUUUU for wanting to be part of anything that you aren't already fully embedded in. Next time just donate your money to our camp and stay home because we really just want more money for our own big laser truck (DID YOU SEE OUR LASER TRUCK) and the playa is too crowded anyway."

see what you do to me. make me into an animal. it just aint right.

That scenario doesn't fit within the realm of Plug and Ply at all. Plug and Ply will give all the staff the training they need regarding the hospitality industry standard and will strive to make each customer feel like they are one of the family. We will have a post-event questionnaire available online where the customer can rate our performance, and we'll strive to take corrective action for our new customers in subsequent years and hopeful make Plug and Ply a Burning Man resort that our clients will return to year after year for an experience of a lifetime.