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Ass kickin' one liners

Postby AntiM » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:31 am

What potentially gets your ass kicked on the playa. One liners, please.

1. Piss in someone's evap pond.
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Postby ygmir » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:38 am

2.
eat or drink my stuff without asking, or demanding same
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Postby Sham » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:48 am

3. Hey, that's a cool necklace, can you give it to me?

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Postby Orchid » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:51 am

4. Act annoyed and inconvenienced that there is a queue for body painting.

Bonus step: complain that I don't have the color you "really really want."

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:11 am

Other than the usual; theft, assault, dosing; rape, vandalism and premature man or temple burn ...

5. Smoking pot or burning sage in a maze.

6. Sitting your bare ass on any furniture without putting a towel down first.

7. Borrowing my bike and riding it bare ass.





Edit to number the bullets.

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Postby LostinReno » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:36 am

Darktards....nuff said!

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Postby gaminwench » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:40 am

What do you have to gift me??

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Postby AntiM » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:18 am

Hey! Where's your bullet numbers?

8. Darktards....nuff said!

9. What do you have to gift me??
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Postby teardropper » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:28 am

10) When you ask to be gifted a drink, then when I give it to you, you demand top shelf. Sorry, top shelf is for friends, however long I've known them. A gift isn't asked for. Does it count if I just FEEL like doing it?
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Postby Fire_Moose » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:43 am

After turning down a gift trinket....


11.) No, really, take it. I made a bunch to give away.
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Postby Eric » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:58 am

12)....but it's Burning Man!!

In response to anything.
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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:10 am

13. ...I swear I had a condom somewhere in here ...

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:12 am

14. Walking into the DPW ghetto asking to borrow a tool of any kind.

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:14 am

15. Entering the Canadian Beaver Eating contest ... With your sister.

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:15 am

16. Standing in the first row during the man burn.

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:17 am

17. Playing super lowdown happy hardcore while at the temple burn.

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:19 am

18. Exercising your first amendment rights at the Temple. With a megaphone.

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:20 am

19. Welding someones bicycle to an art piece.

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:29 am

20. Blowing smoke into AntiM's face. Double whoopass is herLarry is there.

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Postby BurningRando » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:30 am

21.

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Postby swampdog » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:31 am

15. Entering the Canadian Beaver Eating contest ... With your sister.


Ewwwwwwwww.

ETA: Actually, not necessarily going to get your ass kicked (unless it's by your sister), just a bunch of people saying Ewwwww.

ETAA: Unless you're female. Sister on sister action. Now that's hot.

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Postby Bin Noddin » Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:51 pm

22. Standing in the first row at the temple burn. Never saw so many angry people, ass-kicking averted by reasonable ranger.
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Postby dinks » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:49 pm

23. "do you have any extra cups?"

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Postby Bounce530 » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:10 pm

24. but I can't find my bike, so I thought it was ok to take this one.
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Postby Sham » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:24 pm

25. I didn't bring any water. Do you have any to spare?

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Postby ygmir » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:24 pm

26.
I don't see a sign that says: "don't pee here"

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Postby ibdave » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:09 pm

27. it's ok, I'm a friend of ygmir... :shock: :shock: 8)
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Postby David M » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:24 pm

dinks wrote:23. "do you have any extra cups?"


You seriously gonna kick someone's ass for asking for a cup?

Relax.

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Postby Eric » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:35 pm

David M wrote:
dinks wrote:23. "do you have any extra cups?"


You seriously gonna kick someone's ass for asking for a cup?



Only if they're stupid enough to come to a bar camp looking for a drink without one.

Unless they don't want to get a drink, of course.



28) Burning Man is about love, man. Why the anger?

AntiM's edit- (Be cause 24 is not spelled 28. Because I can and it is my thread, ha!)

Eric's edit- yeah, but Ibdaves above is #27, which makes mine 28 & yours 29. Whoohoo, caught it when I can still edit....
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Postby AntiM » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:47 pm

David M wrote:
dinks wrote:23. "do you have any extra cups?"


You seriously gonna kick someone's ass for asking for a cup?

Relax.


This is not a discussion about relaxing. It is my thread about ass kicking. Now kick some ass or leave.

25. Being a humorless dweeb and not understanding when something is a joke.

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