Ass kickin' one liners

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:31 am

What potentially gets your ass kicked on the playa. One liners, please.

1. Piss in someone's evap pond.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:38 am

2.
eat or drink my stuff without asking, or demanding same

Post by **Sham** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:48 am

3. Hey, that's a cool necklace, can you give it to me?

Orchid · Post by **Orchid** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 5:51 am

4. Act annoyed and inconvenienced that there is a queue for body painting.

Bonus step: complain that I don't have the color you "really really want."

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:11 am

Other than the usual; theft, assault, dosing; rape, vandalism and premature man or temple burn ...

5. Smoking pot or burning sage in a maze.

6. Sitting your bare ass on any furniture without putting a towel down first.

7. Borrowing my bike and riding it bare ass.

Edit to number the bullets.

LostinReno · Post by **LostinReno** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:36 am

Darktards....nuff said!

gaminwench · Post by **gaminwench** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 9:40 am

What do you have to gift me??

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:18 am

Hey! Where's your bullet numbers?

8. Darktards....nuff said!

9. What do you have to gift me??

teardropper · Post by **teardropper** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:28 am

10) When you ask to be gifted a drink, then when I give it to you, you demand top shelf. Sorry, top shelf is for friends, however long I've known them. A gift isn't asked for. Does it count if I just FEEL like doing it?

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:43 am

After turning down a gift trinket....

11.) No, really, take it. I made a bunch to give away.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:58 am

12)....but it's Burning Man!!

In response to anything.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:10 am

13. ...I swear I had a condom somewhere in here ...

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:12 am

14. Walking into the DPW ghetto asking to borrow a tool of any kind.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:14 am

15. Entering the Canadian Beaver Eating contest ... With your sister.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:15 am

16. Standing in the first row during the man burn.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:17 am

17. Playing super lowdown happy hardcore while at the temple burn.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:19 am

18. Exercising your first amendment rights at the Temple. With a megaphone.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:20 am

19. Welding someones bicycle to an art piece.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:29 am

20. Blowing smoke into AntiM's face. Double whoopass is herLarry is there.

BurningRando · Post by **BurningRando** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:30 am

21.

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swampdog · Post by **swampdog** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:31 am

15. Entering the Canadian Beaver Eating contest ... With your sister.

Ewwwwwwwww.

ETA: Actually, not necessarily going to get your ass kicked (unless it's by your sister), just a bunch of people saying Ewwwww.

ETAA: Unless you're female. Sister on sister action. Now that's hot.

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 12:51 pm

22. Standing in the first row at the temple burn. Never saw so many angry people, ass-kicking averted by reasonable ranger.

dinks · Post by **dinks** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 1:49 pm

23. "do you have any extra cups?"

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 2:10 pm

24. but I can't find my bike, so I thought it was ok to take this one.

Post by **Sham** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:24 pm

25. I didn't bring any water. Do you have any to spare?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 6:24 pm

26.
I don't see a sign that says: "don't pee here"

bastard

ibdave · Post by **ibdave** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:09 pm

27. it's ok, I'm a friend of ygmir...

David M · Post by **David M** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:24 pm

dinks wrote:23. "do you have any extra cups?"

You seriously gonna kick someone's ass for asking for a cup?

Relax.

Post by **Eric** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:35 pm

David M wrote:
dinks wrote:23. "do you have any extra cups?"
You seriously gonna kick someone's ass for asking for a cup?

Only if they're stupid enough to come to a bar camp looking for a drink without one.

Unless they don't want to get a drink, of course.

28) Burning Man is about love, man. Why the anger?

AntiM's edit- (Be cause 24 is not spelled 28. Because I can and it is my thread, ha!)

Eric's edit- yeah, but Ibdaves above is #27, which makes mine 28 & yours 29. Whoohoo, caught it when I can still edit....

Post by **AntiM** » Mon Aug 23, 2010 7:47 pm

David M wrote:
dinks wrote:23. "do you have any extra cups?"
You seriously gonna kick someone's ass for asking for a cup?

Relax.

This is not a discussion about relaxing. It is my thread about ass kicking. Now kick some ass or leave.

25. Being a humorless dweeb and not understanding when something is a joke.