Pee Stories!

Parasitoid · Post by **Parasitoid** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:53 pm

This year my wife and I were on our way in and she had to pee first. Pulls out the pee funnel. Only pees like 6 or 7 ounces into a discarded rootbeer bottle.

Next I have to pee. Well I knew I would have more than half a rootbeer bottle in me so I asked her to poor the other rootbeer into a water bottle so maybe I can fill up that one and the rest of the first.

Well first I had to laugh when she turned the rootbeer bottle totally upside down into the water bottle causing it to foam up and over the edge immediately, covering her in rootbeer.

My laughs became aimed at myself however as I filled up both containers and couldn't quite stop peeing in time.

Short story long I peed all over myself before I even got into the city! It was great!

Post by **Sham** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:05 pm

I want to party with you next year!

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:16 pm

I cannot believe the unbelievable amount of pee that my body expels while at BRC. I filled up literally 2 gallon water jugs in the first 2 days.. and that was with taking trips to the porto's and pissing all over the playa, too.

(just kidding about the last part..)

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:30 pm

no yer not.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:02 pm

Yeah I used to have this problem of severely curtailing my hydration when I had to get up five times in the night.

zcassidy · Post by **zcassidy** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:25 pm

Some of my best pees have been at burning man. This year I finished about 4 shots of vodka (was already drunk) before I had to pop off that plastic thing and fill up the bottle. In retrospect, I probably didn't have to drink the vodka, I could have topped it off, but eh, thats what happens.

K-mom · Post by **K-mom** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:47 pm

sigh .... a pee story thread ... can't be as bad as burn night this year, when I had to try and fall asleep just before dawn while some camp near me invited passerby up to their microphone to tell the story of their worst shit of the week.

*shudder*

Post by **Eric** » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:18 pm

I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:08 am

Eric wrote:I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.

Orgasm's included?

Post by **mdmf007** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:25 am

i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:46 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

Hope it was Da Mule.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:49 am

mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking

you are my hero..........

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:51 am

I second that

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:11 am

I'll third that: You are Ygmir's hero.

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:15 am

You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:17 am

So, da Mule, what about your cousin the race horse?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:37 am

Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*

egad!!!
you, dear friend, are so much more than "hero"........
friend, companion, travel partner, cinematographer, confidant, sheet warmer.........

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:40 am

ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

:cry: AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*
egad!!!
you, dear friend, are so much more than "hero"........
friend, companion, travel partner, cinematographer, confidant, sheet warmer.........

...unilegged tart bait...

weirdscience · Post by **weirdscience** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:40 pm

mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking

well im guessing he head a "shitty day" doo doo tsh

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:13 pm

ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*
egad!!!
you, dear friend, are so much more than "hero"........
friend, companion, travel partner, cinematographer, confidant, sheet warmer.........

Now YOUR my hero

Post by **Eric** » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:21 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Eric wrote:I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.
Orgasm's included?

Ew. Like slimy pee.

Nope. No bodily functions. I outsource them to India.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:03 am

Eric wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
Eric wrote:I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.
Orgasm's included?
Ew. Like slimy pee.

Nope. No bodily functions. I outsource them to India.

so, no beef for you?............

Post by **mdmf007** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:20 am

Colonel Monk wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking
Hahahaha! Fucking Awesome!!!

What a fucktard - you should have jackbooted him in the forehead

That would have required jackboots...Sorry DaMule You had it coming.

Parasitoid · Post by **Parasitoid** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:31 am

living in the mountains is nice because we can pee all over the place.

the desert doesn't appreciate my golden showers the same way

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:47 am

Parasitoid wrote:living in the mountains is nice because we can pee all over the place.

the desert doesn't appreciate my golden showers the same way

Uhhh...ya it does...

Sail Man · Post by **Sail Man** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:57 am

If you thought you felt rain on a clear day, looked up and saw a skydiver above you, maybe, just maybe......

Parasitoid · Post by **Parasitoid** » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:15 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
Parasitoid wrote:living in the mountains is nice because we can pee all over the place.

the desert doesn't appreciate my golden showers the same way

Uhhh...ya it does...

Oh.... my bad... Next time I'll let 'er have it

Da Mule · Post by **Da Mule** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:28 pm

I love pee.

Oh wait, maybe I got the threads confused...

Bounce530 · Post by **Bounce530** » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:08 pm

The threads aren't the only thing you got confused...

Post by **mdmf007** » Wed Oct 13, 2010 12:41 pm

Bounce530 wrote:The threads aren't the only thing you got confused...

MDMF DIDNT SAY THAT!!!!! Well I did, but not here. I said it over there.