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Pee Stories!
This year my wife and I were on our way in and she had to pee first. Pulls out the pee funnel. Only pees like 6 or 7 ounces into a discarded rootbeer bottle.
Next I have to pee. Well I knew I would have more than half a rootbeer bottle in me so I asked her to poor the other rootbeer into a water bottle so maybe I can fill up that one and the rest of the first.
Well first I had to laugh when she turned the rootbeer bottle totally upside down into the water bottle causing it to foam up and over the edge immediately, covering her in rootbeer.
My laughs became aimed at myself however as I filled up both containers and couldn't quite stop peeing in time.
Short story long I peed all over myself before I even got into the city! It was great!
Next I have to pee. Well I knew I would have more than half a rootbeer bottle in me so I asked her to poor the other rootbeer into a water bottle so maybe I can fill up that one and the rest of the first.
Well first I had to laugh when she turned the rootbeer bottle totally upside down into the water bottle causing it to foam up and over the edge immediately, covering her in rootbeer.
My laughs became aimed at myself however as I filled up both containers and couldn't quite stop peeing in time.
Short story long I peed all over myself before I even got into the city! It was great!
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I cannot believe the unbelievable amount of pee that my body expels while at BRC. I filled up literally 2 gallon water jugs in the first 2 days.. and that was with taking trips to the porto's and pissing all over the playa, too.
(just kidding about the last part..)
(just kidding about the last part..)
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Yeah I used to have this problem of severely curtailing my hydration when I had to get up five times in the night.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Some of my best pees have been at burning man. This year I finished about 4 shots of vodka (was already drunk) before I had to pop off that plastic thing and fill up the bottle. In retrospect, I probably didn't have to drink the vodka, I could have topped it off, but eh, thats what happens.
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I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.
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egad!!!Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".
hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway
And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.
AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.
*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*
you, dear friend, are so much more than "hero"........
friend, companion, travel partner, cinematographer, confidant, sheet warmer.........
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...unilegged tart bait...ygmir wrote:egad!!!Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".
hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway
And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.
:cry: AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.
*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*
you, dear friend, are so much more than "hero"........
friend, companion, travel partner, cinematographer, confidant, sheet warmer.........
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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well im guessing he head a "shitty day" doo doo tshmdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.
Kept on walking
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Now YOUR my heroygmir wrote:egad!!!Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".
hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway
And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.
AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.
*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*
you, dear friend, are so much more than "hero"........
friend, companion, travel partner, cinematographer, confidant, sheet warmer.........

Excuse me Ma'am, your going to feel a small prick.
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Ew. Like slimy pee.Sail Man wrote:Orgasm's included?Eric wrote:I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.
Nope. No bodily functions. I outsource them to India.
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That would have required jackboots...Sorry DaMule You had it coming.Colonel Monk wrote:Hahahaha! Fucking Awesome!!!mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.
Kept on walking
What a fucktard - you should have jackbooted him in the forehead
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