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Postby Parasitoid » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:53 pm

This year my wife and I were on our way in and she had to pee first. Pulls out the pee funnel. Only pees like 6 or 7 ounces into a discarded rootbeer bottle.

Next I have to pee. Well I knew I would have more than half a rootbeer bottle in me so I asked her to poor the other rootbeer into a water bottle so maybe I can fill up that one and the rest of the first.

Well first I had to laugh when she turned the rootbeer bottle totally upside down into the water bottle causing it to foam up and over the edge immediately, covering her in rootbeer.

My laughs became aimed at myself however as I filled up both containers and couldn't quite stop peeing in time.

Short story long I peed all over myself before I even got into the city! It was great!

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Postby Sham » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:05 pm

I want to party with you next year! :shock:

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Postby junglesmacks » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:16 pm

I cannot believe the unbelievable amount of pee that my body expels while at BRC. I filled up literally 2 gallon water jugs in the first 2 days.. and that was with taking trips to the porto's and pissing all over the playa, too.







(just kidding about the last part..)
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Postby Fire_Moose » Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:30 pm

no yer not.
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Postby theCryptofishist » Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:02 pm

Yeah I used to have this problem of severely curtailing my hydration when I had to get up five times in the night.
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Postby zcassidy » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:25 pm

Some of my best pees have been at burning man. This year I finished about 4 shots of vodka (was already drunk) before I had to pop off that plastic thing and fill up the bottle. In retrospect, I probably didn't have to drink the vodka, I could have topped it off, but eh, thats what happens.
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Postby K-mom » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:47 pm

sigh .... a pee story thread ... can't be as bad as burn night this year, when I had to try and fall asleep just before dawn while some camp near me invited passerby up to their microphone to tell the story of their worst shit of the week.

*shudder*
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Postby Eric » Wed Sep 29, 2010 10:18 pm

I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.
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Postby Sail Man » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:08 am

Eric wrote:I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.


Orgasm's included? :wink:
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Postby mdmf007 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:25 am

i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking

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Postby Fire_Moose » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:46 am

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA


Hope it was Da Mule.
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Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:49 am

mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking


you are my hero..........
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Postby lucky420 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 8:51 am

I second that

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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:11 am

I'll third that: You are Ygmir's hero.
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Postby Da Mule » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:15 am

You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

:cry: AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*

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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:17 am

So, da Mule, what about your cousin the race horse?
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Postby ygmir » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:37 am

Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

:cry: AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*


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Postby theCryptofishist » Thu Sep 30, 2010 9:40 am

ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

:cry: AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*


egad!!!
you, dear friend, are so much more than "hero"........
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Postby Colonel Monk » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:30 pm

mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking


Hahahaha! Fucking Awesome!!!

What a fucktard - you should have jackbooted him in the forehead
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Postby weirdscience » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:40 pm

mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking


well im guessing he head a "shitty day" doo doo tsh
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Postby Sail Man » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:13 pm

ygmir wrote:
Da Mule wrote:You're just jealous cuz your name starts with "fire" instead of "da".

hrmph...mules are way cooler than mooses anyway

And thanks for that MDMf007. You told me you weren't going to tell anyone that story.

:cry: AND I'm not Ygmir's hero any more.

*sits in corner, on top of pile of poo*


egad!!!
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Now YOUR my hero :lol:
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Postby Eric » Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:21 pm

Sail Man wrote:
Eric wrote:I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.


Orgasm's included? :wink:


Ew. Like slimy pee.

Nope. No bodily functions. I outsource them to India.
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Postby ygmir » Fri Oct 01, 2010 6:03 am

Eric wrote:
Sail Man wrote:
Eric wrote:I don't pee. I find all bodily functions disgusting and refuse to have any.


Orgasm's included? :wink:


Ew. Like slimy pee.

Nope. No bodily functions. I outsource them to India.


so, no beef for you?............
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Postby mdmf007 » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:20 am

Colonel Monk wrote:
mdmf007 wrote:i saw some animal pooing on playa 2 years ago. So I walked by him, and without missing a beat put my hand on his forehead and pushed him backwards so he sat in the pile he just made.

Kept on walking


Hahahaha! Fucking Awesome!!!

What a fucktard - you should have jackbooted him in the forehead


That would have required jackboots...Sorry DaMule You had it coming.

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Postby Parasitoid » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:31 am

living in the mountains is nice because we can pee all over the place.

the desert doesn't appreciate my golden showers the same way

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Postby Fire_Moose » Fri Oct 01, 2010 8:47 am

Parasitoid wrote:living in the mountains is nice because we can pee all over the place.

the desert doesn't appreciate my golden showers the same way



Uhhh...ya it does...
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Postby Sail Man » Fri Oct 01, 2010 9:57 am

If you thought you felt rain on a clear day, looked up and saw a skydiver above you, maybe, just maybe...... :wink:




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Postby Parasitoid » Fri Oct 01, 2010 11:15 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
Parasitoid wrote:living in the mountains is nice because we can pee all over the place.

the desert doesn't appreciate my golden showers the same way



Uhhh...ya it does...



Oh.... my bad... Next time I'll let 'er have it

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Postby Da Mule » Tue Oct 12, 2010 1:28 pm

I love pee.

Oh wait, maybe I got the threads confused...

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Postby Bounce530 » Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:08 pm

The threads aren't the only thing you got confused...
What other people think about you is none of your business.


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