tell me a story

[FIGJAM]

There was a bump bump bump noise

[AntiM]

and the batteries in my flashlight were dead

[ygmir]

luckily, "someone" had a 24 cell "B.O.B." with them, and could replace said batteries, and those of the LED's wrapped around the giant.......

[FIGJAM]

ZOMBEAVER who had been prowling the neighborhood looking for...

[ygmir]

Zomboner. the only true superhero, bringer of pain and pleasure, contentment and strife.
Once she found him, he stood at attention and.........

[FIGJAM]

pointing at Retrofrolic said "I'm camping with them. Won't you come inside?" To which she responded...

[ygmir]

and of course, her response, trite as ever:
"I will if you will" and with that, launched herself into a dervish like dance of passion, climbed the nearby diving platform, and performed a full twisting gainer with a help back, and landed, instead on direction on Zomboner, on.................

[FIGJAM]

Which (being zombies) caused a flying of parts in all directions, and....................................

[goathead]

was it the zombies or just the locals having to much fun?

[BeeWeeDee]

It was difficult for the locals to tell just then. Parts of Zomboner and parts of Zombeaver that had been haphazardly strewn about in a gory mess, suddenly began to pulsate and synchronize in a wavy motion. The locals became awestruck at the sight and they began to fall into a mesmerizing trance as Zomboner and Zombeaver pieces coalesced into one giant....

[FIGJAM]

TRANZOMBIE!!!!!

Who immediately started a relentless search for something FABULIOS to wear on burn night.