10 Terrible Secrets Behind The Burning Man Festival

[unjonharley]

Native Americans use buffalo chips to cook in the open planes states..

[Sunbeam56]

I have to confess, when it comes to cooking, which I do a lot, I prefer propane to camel or buffalo dung. Much easier to control.
Unlike many MANY other things, if you are baking, control of the heat is a good thing.

[Sunbeam56]

Having no personal experience... I would advise stripping and letting the camel stomp and spit on your clothes.
(from Caravans)

[theCryptofishist]

Native Americans use buffalo chips to cook in the open planes states..

I understand that the other Indians use cow dung for the same thing... Where are either of them going to get wood?

Overpopulation sucks...

[Lowz]

we need a "like" button

[BBadger]

It's too bad we don't use more dung-fueled fires so that we could have an North American brown cloud in addition to the dust at Burning Man. Instead, we just get brush fires.

[unjonharley]

E playa bull shit chips..

[Thecatman]

The smoke also keeps mosquitos away.

[Ratty]

The 12th secret.

[Simon of the Playa]

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[Ugly Dougly]

The Greeters will fuck you in the ass while you ring that stupid bell.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

thats no secret.


i know a lot of people who come just for that.


pun intended.

[VultureChow]

That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.

[H.G.Crosby]

this is why gate is so cranky.


Greeters get all the Ass...

[theCryptofishist]

That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.

Plus when they get done with you, you're not biking anywhere, all week...


Does anyone else feel that Badger sort of phoned it in?

[Nipple]

That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.

Plus when they get done with you, you're not biking anywhere, all week...


Does anyone else feel that Badger sort of phoned it in?

The first year I was out there, I was really wishing I brought my cycling shorts after just the first day.

[unjonharley]

That would save me the trouble of biking to the orgy dome.

Plus when they get done with you, you're not biking anywhere, all week...


Does anyone else feel that Badger sort of phoned it in?

The first year I was out there, I was really wishing I brought my cycling shorts after just the first day.

There has to be a name for that pain..

[FIGJAM]

TB........................tired butt!

[Mojojita]

Now that's some thread drift.

[Simon of the Playa]

its all polka all of the time.

[media]

[DrScott626]

Dirty Secret # 11

Burning Man pays ZERO to the Tribe.
"We're having a BIG party out here.
You Indians take out the trash for $5.
What an insult!

[Zhust]

Glow sticks glow because of Fukusishama.

[GreyCoyote]

Dirty Secret # 11

Burning Man pays ZERO to the Tribe.
"We're having a BIG party out here.
You Indians take out the trash for $5.
What an insult!

I would assume if the tribe had an issue with dignity, they would raise it properly with the BMORG via the usual channels. As to the price of servicing that particular windfall, it is still a free market.

[BoyScoutGirl]

Glow sticks glow because of Fukusishama.

Fer fuck's sake, they could at least spell Fukushima correctly in the headline if they spell it correctly in the body text. Though, they completely butcher the spelling of Tohoku in the body of the text, so I guess they really don't care.

/tangential rant

[Ugly Dougly]

Damn those parody sites, why can't they get the facts straight of the tragedies that they are lampooning.

[BoyScoutGirl]

...I really should have realized that.

[Simon of the Playa]

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[ygmir]

I'll just leave the intel here:

[forty_eight]

lol, Burning Man is like a week long April's Fools.

[Simon of the Playa]

it's run by JEWS!