Elliot's Bicycle Service & Tap Room

[Tiahaar]

...with Comfy-Butt Bunny's head right up in my crotch. ...

I just giggled way too much at that mental image, I have an old stuffed animal that is now bound for a new use

[gaminwench]

My seat stuffy is a sparklepony; I make that lazy bitch WORK!

[Patsh]

My seat stuffy is a sparklepony; I make that lazy bitch WORK!

hhmmmmmmm....
does it have batteries?

[gaminwench]

no, but that could be fun
she is double level ...

[GreyCoyote]

no, but that could be fun
she is double level ...

So, umm, like, two can ride at once?

The visual-image-thingie of this setup both amuses and confuses me a bit.

[Elliot]

So.... When one of these ladies comes into the Bicycle Service for a battery re-charge... what do I do?

[ygmir]

So.... When one of these ladies comes into the Bicycle Service for a battery re-charge... what do I do?

get out your fleshlight and help them!!

[Elliot]

Fl e shlight???
So I have a new camp name: Elliot's Bicycle, Beverage, And Ladies' Orgasm Emporium. All in a day's public service.

[ygmir]

Fl e shlight???
So I have a new camp name: Elliot's Bicycle, Beverage, And Ladies' Orgasm Emporium. All in a day's public service.

always the helper, always the giver........you're a good man, Elliot!!!

[FIGJAM]

Peddle powered generator to recharge their batteries.

[gaminwench]

double level means: I sit square on her back for normal riding; when my legs need a change, I can push back onto her head for a different angle and longer reach.

Have fun with that, y'all.

(grey, if you need a lift, I'll find a way to get you on my bike, f'sure )

[GreyCoyote]

GW: I'm a bit big for a hood ornament, but I think we can work something out.

[Elliot]

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*"Cleanup in isle four, please. Major thread drift in bicycle topic -- bring mop and bucket."*

[GreyCoyote]

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*"Cleanup in isle four, please. Major thread drift in bicycle topic -- bring mop and bucket."*

Sorry. I promise to be neater next time.

[gahb13]

Elliot,

I know that you're fully booked up, but could you pencil in my girlfriend and I if somone cancels? 2013 was my first year and it was amazing, but not having a bike was my biggest regret. This year I'm taking my girlfriend for the first time and we'd like to be able to see as much as possible.

I know basic bike repair (replace tubes, tighten single speed chains, etc) and would like to volunteer some of my time either way. Also planning on gifting some non-piercing inner tubes as they'll fit in my luggage easily.

Cheers,

Guy

[Elliot]

Greetings, Guy! I kind'a figure I'm deliberately overbooked, like airlines do, expecting a few no-shows, and any surplus bikes will likely be needed as replacements for those that "break in half". But if you bring enough inner-tubes -- and specially the thorn-resistant ones -- and help repair bikes, I will of course try to count you and your lady as insiders , if there are many no-shows.
Check back with me in early August, like everyone else.

[FIGJAM]

Need's to be like the STEP program for ticket's.

Elliot's WORK program.

When Others Reservation's Kaput!!!

[Elliot]

Need's to be like the STEP program for ticket's.

Elliot's WORK program.

When Others Reservation's Kaput!!!

I should make all my customers work for their benefits! "Lift this! Tighten that rope! Paint that!" Specially if I get the bazaar facade done, then it will be quite a job installing it. Buuuuut... that would only work with Early Arrival people -- who can spare a couple hours, which is unlikely.
It will all be wonderful.

[FIGJAM]

Reservation Under Negotiation?

[Elliot]

Or maybe I could somewhat expect a song-and-dance or some such?
Not that this is supposed to be a trade or barter -- it is not.

[FIGJAM]

Just trying to think of a catchy name for people who can't pick up their loaners, like STEP is for tickets.

[Sunbeam56]

WOOF - wankers off on foot...

[MyDearFriend]

Need's to be like the STEP program for ticket's.

Elliot's WORK program.

When Others Reservation's Kaput!!!

I should make all my customers work for their benefits! "Lift this! Tighten that rope! Paint that!" Specially if I get the bazaar facade done, then it will be quite a job installing it. Buuuuut... that would only work with Early Arrival people -- who can spare a couple hours, which is unlikely.
It will all be wonderful.

Count me in! and my guys... we arrive bookoo early. Happy to help!

[Elliot]

I'm writing that down, MDF!

[Elorrum]

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*"Cleanup in isle four, please. Major thread drift in bicycle topic -- bring mop and bucket."*

*bring emergency acronym kit**

[unjonharley]

Picked up a small bike..Been run over... The fork,crank and wheel bearings can be parted out.. Also the coaster brake.. Wont strip the coaster break but will bring it along to part out as needed..Also have a crank assemble from a ten speed.. When I part something out, I put the parts (oiled) in a zip lock bag

[Elliot]

Picked up a small bike..Been run over... The fork,crank and wheel bearings can be parted out.. Also the coaster brake.. Wont strip the coaster break but will bring it along to part out as needed..Also have a crank assemble from a ten speed.. When I part something out, I put the parts (oiled) in a zip lock bag

Thanks! I definitely want that coaster brake to convert a derailer bike. I think can lace the hub to a larger rim.

[Elliot]

Friendly reminder: Anybody who has reserved a loaner bicycle and then finds they cannot go this year…. I would sure appreciate being notified. I'm kind'a overbooked, and requests keep coming in.
At this point, I simply cannot entertain any more requests.

Come to think of it, I would appreciate confirmations also. Always good to keep in touch.

[Sunbeam56]

Ah Efendi, my wealthy and generous friend. Do not worry, there will be enuff bicyclists to match your camels, and the rest earn their "WOOF" badge ... Wankers out on foot

[Elliot]

Wealthy -- in burner friends, for sure. Certainly not in $$$, living on Social Security. But it is fun to know that I have you fooled.